Free from zombies! By popular deman the thread is up!

[expirement10K14]

DIE B*TCH!

Brendan yells out loud, unloading at the creature.

STUPID FREAKIN WHALE!

[BizzaroStormy]

On top of the huge beast, you can all see a person standing. He jams two blades into the tank's shoulder and rides down it's body like a pirate on a sail. Upon reaching the bottom, he slashes in opposite directions, separtating the foot from the leg. He jumps back to avoid being crushed.

((Sup))

[Fan]

Sorry to sound pushy but, can I have a char sheet, I'll have to look at it in the morning as I'm gonna hit the hy at a decent hour for once.)

[Fan]

Okay, as the blades sink deeply into the beasts flesh a foul stench emerges from the corpse a swarm of flies leaving the corpse. as it falls down the fire that was doing jack crap before was now a full fledged bon fire.

[expirement10K14]

GET AWAY FROM THE FIRE!

Brendan looks at the new man, and is reminded of Legolas's move in Lord of the Rings.

Who are you?

[alexeduardo]

It doesn't matter! he killed the thing!

Pedro shoots at the corpse again, just for good measure

Come, we must return indoors, there'll be safer

[expirement10K14]

Brendan moves downstairs and begins to move stuff away from a window so they can get in.

We might want to clear the basement, although it would probably be easier just to barricade that too.

[alexeduardo]

Nah, I say we throw another cocktail at it.

he hops into the building

how are the other ones doing?

[BizzaroStormy]

Call me Tschudy. Anyhow thats not the only thing coming this way.He follows you into the house. He wears a black T-shirt and dark green cargo pants. he has a slight paunch and short beard. His hair is short as well, complementing his glasses.

[Fan]

Okay everybody this is the first check point.

Here are some random rolls to see what you get.

In the cupboard of you parents room you guys find.

1 laser sight.
1 medi kit.
2 flashlights
5 boxes of .45 ac rounds
1 box of 9mm parabellum rounds
and
a shot gun. (stupid lucky Ahz.)

[nobodylovesyou4]

Tschudy! Tommy cries out. What're you doing here? He hands him the battleaxe he was wielding, knowing that tschudy would want to wield it.

[BizzaroStormy]

I could ask you the same thing. He refuses the axe. Keep it, you're better off with it than say...a tennis racket or something.

[Fan]

The zombies moan from down stairs, and then everyone realizes that they left the cellar door open. -brrrrrains, your stupid, brrrrrains-

[BizzaroStormy]

Right right...He flicks the gore off his blades Time for round 2. Tommy...get the lawnmower.

[nobodylovesyou4]

I've always loved the way you think, Tschudy. Tommy rushes out to the shed, grabs the lawn mower, and pushes it inside. Sir... your chariot has arrvied, he says to Tschudy.

[BizzaroStormy]

Tschudy picks up the lawnmower and walks into the door to see the zombies filling the small hallway. Party's over. he says in a posh, British accent before starting the mower and going to town.

[Fan]

Pirate Jesus, if that had been any more awesome I would have exploded.)

The zombies however are not so lucky the get chopped up into teeny tiny pieces.

[expirement10K14]

You are the most badass man to ever live.

Brendan pulls out the machete and slices a piece again.

There, I helped. Now lets get out of here, we can actually see now.

[BizzaroStormy]

Interesting bit of info, the scene alone used 300 liters of fake blood.

[expirement10K14]

Interesting bit of info, the scene alone used 300 liters of fake blood.

That makes it even more badass.

[Fan]

Piratwe Jesus if I could nominate you for Zombie Slayer itp, I would.)

[expirement10K14]

HEY PEOPLE! So, what are we going to do?

[Fan]

Well right now you guys are at the first check point in the town, I have a much broader base for options at this point so its up to you guys where you'll go. Becuase staying in the house SMOTHERED in meat, and with a car through the seciond soty is'ntr exactly smart.

[BizzaroStormy]

Tschudy drops the lawnmower in the yard. Yeah, we'd better. This thing's out of gas. He gets in Ahz's parents' car and hotwires it. The engine roars to life. We should start with the National Guard armory. We'll need some hardware if we're gonna live very long.

[Fan]

Um, sorry but there is no national gaurd in this town, there is in the next one over, but this one happens to lack a national gaurd.)

[nobodylovesyou4]

Shotgun! Tommy cries out as he dives into the car (coincidentally carrying his shotgun). Ahz, your parents better have a full tank of gas in this thing.

[expirement10K14]

UZI!

Brendan jumps in and rolls down a window, hanging his arm out, holding a machete.

Yeah, I am a bit strange.

[BizzaroStormy]

Driving down the road, Mike realizes why never getting his liscense was a bad idea. Luckily, the roads are nearly deviod of vehicles. Ok guys, GPS says there's no Natioanl guard in this town and I don't feel very safe in this fiberglass piece of crap...no offense Ahz. Well head to the police station and grab a SWAT van. The ride is still a bit bumpy as he notices Brendan leaning out the window. Don't be hitting no mailboxes. you're supposed to use a bat for that.

[Fan]

The roar of the motoro begins to draw zombies, and your eyes get even blurry from the dust irritting them.

[nobodylovesyou4]

Tommy squints out into the cloud of dust at the barely visible zombies.Tschudy, do you think this was a good idea coming out here with Ahz's parents' loud-ass piece of ****? He readys his shotgun, just in case.