Good and Evil in the Playground, 2008 Edition

[Lord Herman]

These are the results of Good and Evil in the Playground, 2008 Edition:

The Goodest Playgrounder


With 21 votes, Bor the Barbarian Monk wins this category! Congratulations, Bor!


Tempest Fennac gets the silver trophy with 16 votes.


Haruki-kun, who got 13 votes, wins the bronze trophy.



The Neutralest Playgrounder


Serpentine wins the Neutralest Playgrounder trophy with 23 votes!


Ethrael got 16 votes, winning him a silver trophy and a Magtok Award!


With 11 votes, the bronze trophy goes to CurlyKitGirl.



The Evilest Playgrounder


Finally, more than a year after his last attempt which got him a consolation prize named after him, Lord Magtok is voted Evilest Playgrounder with 25 votes!


Face of Evil got 20 votes, and gets the silver trophy!


Draken gets the bronze trophy with 6 votes.



The Ebilest Playgrounder


For his astoundingly ebil behaviour, Atreyu, the Masked LLama wins the gold trophy with no less than 47 votes!


He wasn't even nominated for the category, but Indurain still got two votes for Ebil, winning him a silver trophy!

[Freshmeat]

Put me down as a candidate for Neutral ITP.
*reminds self to add campaign speech later*

[Mordokai]

Lets give it a try for a Good in the Playground Campaign speech following later.

[FoE]

Hmm, I wonder what I should run for ....?

Is the nomination thread and the speech thread going to be separate? If so, is this thread the nomination thread or the speech thread?

[Kaelaroth]

*kicks FoE in the gonads, before knocking him out with chloroform*

Sign me up for Evil in the Playground please. I'd like to give it my bestest shot.
*fingers gun evilly*
Campaign Speech will hopefully appear later.

Vote Kaelaroth, For Evil in the Playground

I'm a violent, paranoid narcissist, who enjoys tempting others to the dark side. Admittedly, I may not have done anything hugely horrible, but, hey, I provide a constant stream of darkness. I am the shadow that gives orphans the flu! The darkness that decided that angels weren't cool enough for school! Vote for me, and you win another chance to get a nice spot in hell. Maybe with a window? And kinkiness.

[Lord Herman]

Is the nomination thread and the speech thread going to be separate? If so, is this thread the nomination thread or the speech thread?

This is the main thread, formerly known as the discussion thread. Campaign speeches go here. The nomination thread will be up this weekend.

[Tempest Fennac]

I like helping people while trying not to harm anyone or cause any offence. I also like sending Reiki to people who need it. Kaelaroth also refered to me as being the nicest person he knows, and my HALO character was once described as the most good character in HALO. Onasuma also said that I deserve to win Good itP. I've also got a couple of other really nice endorsements: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showp...&postcount=122 and http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showp...&postcount=113 .

Vote for Tempest Fennac for Good itP!

Is "Cute Avatar= Good" okay for a tag line?

[CurlyKitGirl]

Heh.
Curly for Gooditp!
Curly for Neutralitp!

Why?
>.>
<.<
I'll let you know.

[MrEdwardNigma]

Vote MrE for evil, cause he's a selfish bastard and the epitome of "casual evil". . The wizard that is, not me. I'm a nice guy. The wizard on the other hand can usually be found frying puppies and sacrificing minions and such. Anyone who was in AMEN a while ago will know this.

Anyways, while I am running for Evil myself, I also fully support Face in his campaign. If anyone's more evil than the purple wizard, it's FoE.

[AmberVael]

Interesting...
Sadly my claim to fame for Evil in the Playground has been, in fact, removed from the playground by my own doing.
Of course, that act itself could definitely be argued as evil.

So, I destroyed the Town subforum and stole it from GitP because I wanted it for my own.
Anyone got evil actions in the playground bigger than that?

[randman22222]

I nominate MasatoHyuga for good itp.

And I've never done this stuff before, so I'm fairly sure I'm doing this early, but there it is.

[Lord Herman]

I nominate MasatoHyuga for good itp.

And I've never done this stuff before, so I'm fairly sure I'm doing this early, but there it is.

1. The nominations haven't started yet, as you suspected.
2. This is not the nomination thread; I will post that thread during the weekend.
3. You have to nominate three people per category, or none. You can't nominate just one person.

Also, welcome to the itP contests


I would like to urge everyone to read the rules (and the 'what is an itP contest' section), even if you've participated in these competitions before. There are a couple of new rules.

[TheCountAlucard]

I know the rules say no bribery, but what about blackmail, threats, and campaign promises that are blatant lies? A villain's gotta have some fun, right?

[Szilard]

Vote Szilard for good in the playground! You'll get to learn the secret to making Fizzler McSizzlers and the Quadratic Formula song. Or vote me for Neutral in the playground so that I dont have to kill you.

[Ethrael]

Neutral ITP! Pick meeeee!!!!


Campaigninessss: Ahem. "Ladies, gentlemen, angels, demons, devils, animals, magical beasts, abberations, elementals, superheroes, soldiers, hippies, legends and gods of the Playground, I stand - or rather - post here before you to convince you to vote for me for Neutral ITP.

Why? Because I find, as I'm certain you do, that the world doesn't requires an excess of Good or Evil, but instead a balance. A balance between the two, that balance being Neutrality, is the only thing that can hold the world intact. Imagine it, what is better: a mass famine and death of everyone on the planet and then a resurrection; or instead none of that happening and life continuing on as usual? Why the latter of course. It is the only one that isn't a waste of time and other resources. I stand for that latter: Neutrality and regularity.

I, a wind spirit - a humbler force of nature - do not abide by the regulations of Good and Evil. Being one means reeking devastation and destruction when necessary, but also passing by softly, bringing happiness, peace and safety to those who I pass. We do what we wish, maintaining the balance, and I therefore know true Neutrality.

So do you want to join the hordes, rushing to Good or Evil, or will you use your excellent minds and do the right thing: Vote Ethrael, the symbol of the ruling balance and herald of neutrality, for Neutral In The Playground!"

[Player_Zero]

No! Vote me neutral in the playground! ...I don't really care either way, I'm waiting for Chaotic in the playground, but you might as well.

[Flickerdart]

I'll take Neutral itP. I don't want to have to choose between Mother Theresa and baby eater...I prefer the middle ground.

[Lord Herman]

Note: I've just added a bit to the rule about campaign speeches. You can also give me a tagline, which I'll put next to the link to your speech.

[alexeduardo]

Vote me for Neutral in the playground, why? why not? what have I ever done to you? I'm just a pirate that will proably be eaten by something in your next campaign, leaving behind a hateful orphan that will grow to conquer the world and establish a Man-only clone empire.
And you wouldn't want that, would you ladies?

So, vote for Alexeduardo for Neutral In The Playground
So There Can Be Women

[Volug]

Did- *reads title again*

OH.... As long as I can keep my Red Mage award, I'll be fine

I'm up for Good itp. Even though I garentee you I'm not the nicest person on the forums, I'm more of a goody-goody in real life... *points at blog*

I volunteer at a hospital if that helps anything

[Zombie pixe]

I will sit out of this one.

Good luck to all contestants

[Lord Magtok]

Vote Magtok for Evil 08. Do it.

[alexeduardo]

[COLOR="Teal"]Neutral ITP! Pick meeeee!!!!


Campaigninessss: [COLOR="Indigo"]Why? Because I find, as I'm certain you do, that the world doesn't requires an excess of Good or Evil, but instead a balance. A balance between the two, that balance being Neutrality, is the only thing that can hold the world intact. Imagine it, what is better: a mass famine and death of everyone on the planet and then a resurrection; or instead none of that happening and life continuing on as usual? Why the latter of course. It is the only one that isn't a waste of time and other resources. I stand for that latter: Neutrality and regularity.

Clearly, Ethrael has a disturbed view of the world. She believes that good and evil can get along if we neutrals help them, but that just aint the case.
As a pirate, I have seen firsthand how good and evil always resort to weapons when dealing with each other. I know what a man can do to his brother in the name of god, I have seen what goods come from devil worship.

No.

My friends, the true solution to this puzzle that we call existence is a cleansing. A sistematic destruction of zealotism is the only thing that can establish a new world order that will bring about peace and understanding.
This cleansing must be complete and firm, starting on schools and nursery homes, all the way to the top. And I will personally behead The Giant if that's what it takes to bring about balance.

[crazy cheers and applause]

thank you, thank you.
And Remember my motto:
God And Devil Won't Get Along, We Must Eliminate Both of them for Peace

[WrstDmEvr]

Vote WrstDmEvr for Evil '08!!!
Who's More Evil Than A Bad DM?


(Not like I'll get any votes but might as well try)

[Copacetic]

Signing up for neutral-ist itp.


Vote for MEEE!!!! Why? Because frankly, the world doesn't need all this cosmic battle trash. Really, the world is better off without the Paladins and the devils and the who-knows-what-else. People should just get along, right? Right. Vote me neutral-ist itp and I garuntee not really to remove time-consuming war. People should be allowed to express themselves without some wacky paladin shoving ethics down their face. So Vote me Neutral-ist itp, and together, we can relocate both Evil and Good to Mars, where they can fight it out.
Who's with me?

[Eldritch Knight]

One could argue that I fit under all 3 categories.


Good in the Playground - How could I not be good? I've always tried to help other people out in games like Gladiator and such.
Neutral in the Playground - How many people actually see me do evil/good acts here?
Evil in the Playground - because I'm ruthless in WW, Mafia and other such games, and I have a set list of I generally go after because I'm paranoid they'll get me first.

[Ganurath]

Good characters and creatures protect innocent life. Ganurath has had difficulty even standing up for those he cares about in the past. Evil characters and creatures debase or destroy innocent life, whether for fun or profit. Ganurath laughed his ass off when his dog took to a baby bunny like a chew toy, squeeky noises and everything.

“Good” implies altruism, respect for life, and a concern for the dignity of sentient beings. Ganurath makes a point of not donating to cure seeking charities to support natural selection in the human genepool. Good characters make personal sacrifices to help others. Ganurath goes out of his way to mindrape his coworkers if they slack off enough to increase his workload.

“Evil” implies hurting, oppressing, and killing others. Ganurath has an overbearing personality, god complex, and sociopathic tendencies. Some evil creatures simply have no compassion for others and kill without qualms if doing so is convenient. Ganurath is the epitomy of apathy. Others actively pursue evil, killing for sport or out of duty to some evil deity or master. In Ganurath's case, it's because his moustache is itchy and he needs to vent.

Being good or evil can be a conscious choice. For most people, though, being good or evil is an attitude that one recognizes but does not choose. In that sense, Ganurath represents the evil majority.

Vote Ganurath for Evil itP because, let's face it, I'm a magnificent bastard.

Also, I'll nominate both Mordokai and Curly for Good itP, but I'll make a point of not nominating Curly for Neutral itP. That way, the only way for Curly to get anything out of this is to crush the more qualified do-gooder.

[Ethrael]

Clearly, Ethrael has a disturbed view of the world. She believes that good and evil can get along if we neutrals help them, but that just aint the case.
As a pirate, I have seen firsthand how good and evil always resort to weapons when dealing with each other. I know what a man can do to his brother in the name of god, I have seen what goods come from devil worship.

No.

My friends, the true solution to this puzzle that we call existence is a cleansing. A sistematic destruction of zealotism is the only thing that can establish a new world order that will bring about peace and understanding.
This cleansing must be complete and firm, starting on schools and nursery homes, all the way to the top. And I will personally behead The Giant if that's what it takes to bring about balance.

[crazy cheers and applause]

thank you, thank you.
And Remember my motto:
God And Devil Won't Get Along, We Must Eliminate Both of them for Peace

1st of all: I'm a guy.

Personally, I believe alexeduardo should be campaigning in the Evil category, preaching destruction, death and violence. Obviously, you have not understood my speech: I believe that Good and Evil constantly fight with each other, but if anyone wishes to escape, overcome or rise above the fighting, they then turn to me, Neutrality. I do not, however, believe that we should "cleanse" the world of any of the two. Balance also comes with equal amounts of extremes, that is how the world survived before Neutrality was introduced.

The pirate side of this person seems to be overtaking their mind - the source of True Neutrality - and replacing it with a pathetic excuse to go around murdering children. Seriously, how is that Neutrality?

[Lady Tialait]

TheCountAlucard is the Evilest ITP....i'm too chaotic for my own good. But not more chaotic then anyone else.

[Lord Herman]

Remember, kids: you can PM me with a link to your post and a tagline to have it added to the list in the main post.