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    and so you left two of your companions (you guys who were left can PM me if you want to continiue playing.) in the woods and head back with the goblin and a brand new carriage! when you reach town the grizzled goblin tells you to get rid of the princess and get to Gyradan quickly. he then leaves you....
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    Default Re: Civil war, Gyradan

    Quickly huh? Zazalemal, you mind talking to the old lizard for me? I figure I'll go deliver our "Message" since I have some business in the elven lands anyway. He unhooks one of the horses from the carriage and throws the princess on after wrapping her in a cloak. He mounts the horse himself now. Plus im sure you're eager to sell off that nice armor.
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    ...OOC:
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    Thats exactly what I'm doing. Adrius is having you go talk to Gyradan while he deals with the princess. The purpose of wrapping her up in a cloak was to keep people from noticing her.
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    "And what message are you planning to send? I was under the impression that we were planning to keep her here for a while and send letters back to the elves implicating Erwind in her disappearance."
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    Default Re: Civil war, Gyradan

    OOC: for yer convinience: the map can be found at the first post in this thread
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    Did you get hit in the head during the fight? Gyradan wants us to make an example of her and I know a guy that would be perfect for such a task. He lives near the elven border so once he's worked his "magic" it will only be a stones throw to deliver her. Now you should really get moving before the dragon gets pissed and refuses to pay us. He say, turning his horse towards the exit and begins to leave.
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    Zazalemal's eyes narrow. "I don't like the idea of passing her off to some person I haven't met, to do something that we haven't discussed."
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    Doesn't really matter as long as we're paid now does it? As for what this guy's gonna do...I rather not say. Makes me kinda nauseus to speak of it. ... Later. Adruis rides off at a steady pace towards his destination.
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    Zazalemal glares at Adrius as he rides away before stabling his own mount and making his way toward the castle on foot.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    it is around midnight when zazalemal walks trough the front gate. Two heavily armed guards examine him before letting him trough, one of the guards nod towards the Citadel and says "better get ther' fast. Gyradan has a lil' surprise fer yeh."
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    oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
    http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html

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    Zazalemal glares at the guard, a malevolent light in his eyes as he brushes past. His stride is quick and angry as he walks the corridors, a nimbus of darkness never quite coalescing around his hands as he goes. Drawing up before the portal to the king's chamber, he pauses and attempts to compose himself before entering.
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    Mango is a dastardly irate unhinged scientist, for realz.
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    ((Alright now I can begin))

    As Adrius rides toward the elven capital, he sticks to the woods and eventually makes camp, waiting for his prisoner to wake up.

    ((Keep in mind that her hands are tied))
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    the elven princess eventually wakes up. she says nothing but looks very afraid.
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    Zaz is just about to enter the room when someone calls to him "Do you have a moment?" The drow ambassador (cleric) says from behind him, it did indeed sound more like a command than a question.
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    Ah good, you're finally awake. He reaches into a small pouch on his belt and quickly draws...a waterskin. He holds it to her lips. Drink up, can't have you dying of thirst before you get home now can we?
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    "what is going on?" she ask before drinking ""and why do i feel like i've taken a inverted pee?"
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    I'll be blunt. This is water, first off. Second, what your feeling is probably due to aquaintence of mine attempting to have his way with you while you were unconscious. Lucky for you, I got there before he could do the deed and now he's lying dead in the middle of the forest. He takes a bite out of a piece of jerky. However, to set the record straight, I'm no knight in shining armor. I'm the one who knocked you out and I'm also the one who poisoned you which is why its difficult for you to move. You wont die any time soon but I cant have you running away or setting me on fire with your little spells.
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    "wait, youre the one who shot me!? and you say youre NOT gonna kill me!?"
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    I went in intending not to kill you. I doubt you've noticed due to the numbing but the aroow only left a bruise. I may be an assassin but even I have morals. Plus for my plans, I need you alive.
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    "wait...what plans? just for your information: i dont think cross-breeding works that way..." the princess stutters
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    Default Re: Civil war, Gyradan

    My employer enjoys watching a good war and would like to see the Elves remain on the sidelines during the conflict. To put it simply, you're a bargaining chip. So long as your father agrees to pull out of the war, you'll be fine.
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    "that will never work!" the princess growls defiantly.
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    Oh? And why not?
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    "my father will rather rescue me. he'll send the mightiest elves after you!" she says with pride
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    We took all evidence of the attack with us. I doubt he even knows you've been captured yet. At any rate, we'll leave in the morning so I would suggest getting some sleep.
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    "My father commands the best rangers in this land. they WILL find me!" the princess stubbornly says.
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    Indeed they will, they'll find you at the castle tomorrow. For now, you have two options. Either go to sleep or I'll make you go to sleep. Theres an annoyed, commanding tome in his voice now.
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    Zazalemal turns to face the drow woman. His eyes slide up and down her body lazily. "That depends. Are you willing to take the punishment if our liege is displeased by my failure to report to him immediately?" He gives her an insolent grin as he continues. "Perhaps fortune will allow me to choose the manner and administer discipline."
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    "don't try be smart with me. Remember that I am in touch with our own Drow king." she coldly sates and nail Zaz to the floor with a freezing gaze "Your god have a quest for you, Zazalemal. A quest that will help our gods chosen people to progress..."
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    The elven princess sits down and sulk.
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    The next morning, Adrius gags the princess and loads her up onto the horse, both of them covered in a cloak to avoid unnecissary attention. After a few minutes of travel, Adruis explains in detail what happened in the woods earlier with the monk. ...You're just lucky I got there in time to stop him. Just don't go thinking I did you any favors, I'd never be able to show my face in front of my pack if I let something like that happen.
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    Zazalemal chuckles. His tone is sarcastic. "I am, of course, the gods' humble servant," he says with a mocking bow. He becomes more serious, "As long as it benefits me. Speak quickly. Gyradan is waiting, and he doesn't seem the patient type."
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