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    Default Re: Civil war, King Erwind.

    Davhid sighed at the oncoming horde. He was useless at this kind of fight, and he knew it. Maybe, Davhid would be able to convince Valance to go on a run to eliminate the rear troops, maybe demolish a few of the war engines. Orcs weren't like humans, their leaders didn't command from the rear, and so weren't susceptible to infiltrating assassins.
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    Default Re: Civil war, King Erwind.

    note: Arkai's father is not staying the tower 'cus he's a coward but he needs to command the battle from the tallest tower.

    Davhid notices that the orcs seems to lack siege equipment.
    either they are planning on running at the wall until it breaks (haha!) or they have some other sinister plan....
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    Davhid notices that the orcs seems to lack siege equipment.
    Yet there's clearly an orc catapault on the map...
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    you didnt see it. the information is easily accessible tho'. you know, eihter by noticing a rock being lobbed over the wall or by asking. but only one catapult...? fishy...
    Last edited by Shademan; 2008-09-11 at 06:04 AM.
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    O_O

    Dresil looks at the oncoming army.

    34...35...36...37...Damn, lost count. Maybe my universal plan B seems like the best. Its not like we can take on an army alone.
    I thought of a thought thinking about the thoughts thunk by thinkers. I thought the thought was thunk but I think I thought otherwise.

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    *wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuBOFFRMAMHP!*
    A huge rock is lobbed over the wall on the somewhere to the northern side (up on the map) and lands in the courtyard. it does not hit anything but now you know they have a catapult...
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    oh, and looting villages is REALLY good money, if a nearby lord doesn't stop by and give you a daily dose of rape.
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    Default Re: Civil war, King Erwind.

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    How far from the wall is the Orc Catapult? And how the hell did the orcs sneak a whole army that close to this guy's castle? Do the orc's have a supply train with them?


    When he hears the alarm go off Valance heads out with the others to see what the problem is dammit, how the hell did the orcs sneak a whole army this close to the castle? is everyone in Erwind's army incompetent?".
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    the catapult is about 60 meters away. how did they sneak a army up on them, indeed! that is a goooood question......


    Arkai's father gives some orders with a trumpet sound and waving a special flag in the catapult's direction. two men (armed with crossbows but with no armour) runs towards the tower nearest the catapult.

    meanwhile, a big bellied orc blows a huge horn. the sound is deep and long and rattles the very stone you stand on.
    Last edited by Shademan; 2008-09-15 at 03:42 AM.
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    I'm going to guess that Rocks Fell and everyone died.
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    IDK... I got really busy this last month and was hardly on... Are we still playing?
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    No idea. I'm game if everyone else is.
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    Default Re: Civil war, King Erwind.

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    One more enlisted for killing Orcs!
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    Default Re: Civil war, King Erwind.

    im sorry guys. its dead.
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    http://baetzler.de/humor/meat_beings.html

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