Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[randman22222]

Yayyy! I finally figured out completely how my distortion pedal works. I am very pleased with the results.

But now my splitting headache is driving me to bed.
G'night.

[CurlyKitGirl]

"The French are miserable because they live in France. France is miserable because it's full of French." Mark Twain.

Very true. Then again, you can't trust any Brit on the subject of the French. We all lie about each other. Though I did hear that in a survey of the most hated country in Europe France was number one by a very wide margin.
Smelly frog eating womanisers.
Stuck up, stuffy, snobby aristocrats.
It's all true, but we can still hate each other with happy tradition. Then again, Brits are only truly happy when they're moaning about things so.

Re the whole languagey adapting thingy pages ago: I could have sworn I'd edited in a bit about how it was insulting to Americans for perpetuating the whole stereotype thing, but I guess I typed it but failed to submit it.
It's what happens when your autistic brother (who legally shouldn't be left alone with any under 21) does a runner and you have to run out (barefoot) and find him before he gets [insert name of disaster here]. And it was raining and he freaks out in the rain so I had to carry this huge freakin' brolly around with me.
Took fifteen minutes to find him and I had glass, sawdust, bits of construction material and gravel in my feet. Let that be a lesson to ye: never run down a road where a major rebuild's going on.
It only brings pain and small amounts of blood. I have tough soles.

[Castaras]

Born from an egg on a mountaintop
The Punkiest monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
To tease the Gods and everyone and have some fun
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic
Monkey Magic ooohhh

GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!

[Jibar]

*stops*
*thinks*
*ponders hammertime*
*decides against hammertime*
...*really needs to get Cloverfield on DVD already*
Ya ha.
*posts*


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GETTING JIGGY WITH IT!
Na na na na naa.

[Player_Zero]

Heh. Monkey Magic...

...Wait, where did you hear that?

[Tempest Fennac]

You seem to get a lot of songs stuck in your head, Castaras. Try listening to Heartbeat City by The Cars. (I'm not sure what the song's about, but I really like it.)

[Cristo Meyers]

I find Tantric really good at eliminating unwanted songs, and shielding against other incoming ones.

Well, head trauma works too, but listening to Tantric is usually much more enjoyable...

[Supagoof]

Do you find that it shields you against the Boom De Yada?

[Cristo Meyers]

Oh you...*grumble*

No, that's what the head trauma is for. Excuse me.

*hits head on desk...repeatedly*

I love the whole world *WHAM!*
It's such a crazy place *WHAM!*
Boom de Yada *WHAM!*
Boom de Yada *WHAM!*
Boom de Yada *WHAM!*
Boom de Yada *WHAM!* *THUD*

[Supagoof]

The mental imagery of a bard singing and banging his head on the desk almost makes me want to present evidence of Mordokai dropping a level towards blackgaurd.

[Cristo Meyers]

...

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*foot twitch*

[TwoBitWriter]

*Stays happily away from all memes*

I suggest everyone else does the same, you will be much saner for it...

Course... I have spent the last hour reading tvtropes...

[Player_Zero]

Any meme that does kill you just makes you... Stranger.

Why would sanity be something to aim for anyhow?

[wadledo]

This is what I use to clear my head.

[Phase]

*really needs to get Cloverfield on DVD already*

You haven't gotten it yet? How have you been watching it so far?

[Jibar]

I haven't!
*cries*
But it's one of my favouritest movies ever.
Along with Moulin Rouge, Nightmare Before Christmas and Donnie Darko!
I neeeeds it.
I was gonna wait until I got a BluRay player and buy that version, but that doesn't seem to be happening anytime...
My God my veins are weird...

[happyturtle]

Moulin Rouge is the greatest movie ever.

[ColonelFuster]

I love the elephant love song.
Especially when the moon starts singing. LOVE. IT.

[Dr. Bath]

The moon singing, you say?

In other news: Strawberries are tasty.

[ColonelFuster]

*nom nom nom nom nom*

[CurlyKitGirl]

I haven't slept in roughly thirty eight hours and I'm punch drunk. Possibly.
I got bored and went walkies along the green by the beach and got very cold wind in my ears (so earachey) and I had for sustenance a vanilla flavoured mini - milk and a cold can of fizzy drinks. I'm wearing a short - to - almost - non - existant sleeved top and the highest temperature was 15*C here; at about half one. Not including wind chill factor.
I was just ambling along the prom and green getting coldish and staring at the sea and it's very mesmerising. Especially where it was splashing up over the front. I spent ten minutes just watching it.
I'll miss the sea when I go to uni.
I'll miss it so much.
The sea's too beautiful.
And my punch drunkenness explains my need to walk in the sort - of - dark and cold, eating and drinking very cold things, wearing thin clothing. And why I have earache and a small headache. And I was attacked by bugs. Bugs from seaweed and blown along by the wind impacting into my ears and face.
Startling.

[happyturtle]

Damn it, now I want to put in Moulin Rouge, and it's 10pm here.

[Phase]

The moon singing, you say?

I allow my person to be used by these guys, and what happens? Defamation of character.

[TwoBitWriter]

I get to go home from work in 7 minutes! Thanks GitP for letting me waste my whole work day while appearing very busy!

[ColonelFuster]

What do you do?

[TwoBitWriter]

I pay attorneys lots of my company's money.

Sometimes I type a memo... or an email.

Oh, and my exercise for the day is spent getting up from my cubical and retrieving checks that have to be inspected by myself before mailing out to said attorneys...

There is some other stuff too... this job only gets exciting at the beginning of every month.

I love working for the government. I get paid waaay to much to do what I do... More than schoolteachers anyhow...

[Kneenibble]

The public sector pays people very well to be very bored.

[Rockphed]

"The French are miserable because they live in France. France is miserable because it's full of French." Mark Twain.

Not to be picky, but Twain was definitively American. He even fought in our civil war. Well, more like he became a brigand at 14 during the bloody affair, but that equates to pretty much the same thing. Now to go see if I can rassle up a biography of that crazy dude.

[Griever]

I tend to find peaceful songs rid my head of annoying songs that get stuck.

Particularly this one.

[Player_Zero]

Why would you want to get annoying songs out of you're head anyhow?

I suppose if I really wanted to then I'd just out-annoy the song in my head into submission. I'm far more annoying than it so they would have to submit to my will.