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    Forget meat pies. The greatest form of meat is boneless chicken with some seasoning.

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    Why would key lime pie be yellow? Limes be green. Lime juice be green. Lime pies be green.



    I don't believe I've ever had a yellow key lime pie.
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    If you're going to make a savoury pie then you might as well go all the way and make filo parcels with cream cheese, petit pois and mint. (That's one of my favourites if I'm cooking a vegetarian dinner party.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeb The Troll View Post
    Why would key lime pie be yellow? Limes be green. Lime juice be green. Lime pies be green.



    I don't believe I've ever had a yellow key lime pie.

    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

    HULK SMASH PUNY TROLL!!


    ...ahem.

    Limes are green. KEY limes are YELLOW.

    It's against the law to sell a green key lime pie in Florida. I kid you not.

    If you've had a green "Key lime" pie, you've been defrauded, I'm afraid.

    Sorry, but I'm passionate when it comes to our Official State Pie.
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    Heh, I always wondered what the "key" meant in key lime pie*. I didn't know there was such a thing as a key lime. Although, now that it's been cleared up for me, it makes sense.

    *While you hear the term and hear key lime pie, I was always hearing key lime pie and wondered if "key" was some sort of reference to the tartness or something. Learn sumpin' every day, eh?

    I've still never had one that wasn't green. Some are lighter than others, but they've all been green.
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    Even when I was in Florida for that month or so, I never saw a green Key Lime Pie.
    I think BR is pulling our legs.

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    He was. Atleast I think he is... I could be wrong, but being the Pie person I am, never knew that... He's definitely BSing us... Skillfully done Bush.

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    Just for giggles, I looked up that law about serving green pies. It seems to be a tall tale. The closest I could find was an attempt at legislation to fine people $100 for selling key lime pies not made from key limes. That legislation didn't pass. Even if it had, they still could have added food coloring and not run afoul of pie police.
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    I don't think he was, really.
    I was just trying to tease him =P

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    Dang it! He made me waste a "smart moment" on that...

    Anyways, my OP was changed to reflect the Awesome of a yellow lime .
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    *snickers*
    I pull legs all the time, so your suspicions were understandable. =P
    In FL we know how to make them pies right. Out of state, well, remember what ol' P.T. Barnum reputedly said.

    Last I'd heard that bill was still going through the state legislature, interesting to get an update. Nope, 'Key lime' - grows in the Florida Keys.

    And the Key Lime Pie is the besssssssssssst pie on the face of the planet.
    Just don't ever get them from Zaxby's. EVER.

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    Oh yeah...
    Oh yeah...
    I'm dancing.
    I'm dancing.
    Shake dat' thang.
    Oh yeah...

    *BOOGIE!*

    The thread has been blessed.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm listening to The Darkness, which means air guitar is in order.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bushranger View Post
    Last I'd heard that bill was still going through the state legislature, interesting to get an update.
    That bill was voted down in 1965. There's no mention of anything more recent.
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    Mmm, iirc, it's illegal in Britain to eat Mince Pies at Christmas.

    A law that hasn't been voted out from Cromwell's time.
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    I can cook yums.
    'Tis fun to cook, and I daresay I do it rather well.

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    =(

    The old RB thread looks like it has 2999 replies when you view it in the forum.

    ='(
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    By the way, I won the last thread.
    Why, I hear you ask?
    Because I was indecisive enough to never vote.
    Mwahahahaha.
    I've been waiting ages for the thread to be done so I can claim this.
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    Hmm... Jibbie's been shipped... Has Castaras?

    I want someone new to ship...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Castaras View Post
    =(

    The old RB thread looks like it has 2999 replies when you view it in the forum.

    ='(
    That's because it does have 2999 replies, 3000 total posts. And 1 more post will take it to the next page...

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    Should this thread be educational?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
    By the way, I won the last thread.
    Why, I hear you ask?
    Because I was indecisive enough to never vote.
    Mwahahahaha.
    I've been waiting ages for the thread to be done so I can claim this.
    So in other words, you made the decision to not vote. Then you stuck by that decision for the entire length of the thread's life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jibar View Post
    By the way, I won the last thread.
    Why, I hear you ask?
    Because I was indecisive enough to never vote.
    Mwahahahaha.
    I've been waiting ages for the thread to be done so I can claim this.
    Congratulations on your abdication of responsibility.

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    Should this thread be educational?
    All our threads are educational; in that "cool older buddy who shows you the real fun stuff" way.

    We're just great like that.

    And now, more paper shuffling for me.
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    Hmm... Jibbie's been shipped... Has Castaras?

    I want someone new to ship...
    I've been shipped once, and am in the Playground Bride.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bosssmiley View Post
    All our threads are educational; in that "cool older buddy who shows you the real fun stuff" way.

    We're just great like that.
    Whenever I try to do that I explicit illicit this response
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    What's a good place to host a forum for free? I have need of a forum-hosting-for-free place.

    EDIT: @V: Cool, thanks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bosssmiley View Post
    Congratulations on your abdication of responsibility.
    Personally, I find the irony more amusing. In deciding not to vote, he was more decisive than those that voted.

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    I can't decide whether it would have increased the irony quotiant to give just the one choice, or not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charity View Post
    I can't decide whether it would have increased the irony quotiant to give just the one choice, or not.
    Tried that before, can't create a poll with only one option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bushranger View Post
    Please tell me it was yellow.

    If it was green, I shall have to swallow my chivalry and harm you.
    It was yellow. When I get the yogurt though, it's usually green, and really just tastes like lime...it's decent yogurt...
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