Jack Squat's Justlessly Juxtaposed Random Banter #101

[TwoBitWriter]

Or hanggliding... That would be a bit intense I wager...

[Phase]

*Belle forcechoke!*
gaak!

Kinky!

[Cristo Meyers]

Kinky!

It took 25 posts for someone to bring out the obligatory "kinky ?"

We're slipping, people...

[DraPrime]

Slipping can also be quite kinky, but usually it's a mistake.

[mangosta71]

It took 25 posts for someone to bring out the obligatory "kinky ?"

We're slipping, people...

Would you feel better if I said that I thought it, but declined to post it?

[FoE]

Disney Sith Princesses

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Argh! My childhood!

[TwoBitWriter]

Argh! My childhood!

...Just found out what its "special purpose" is for...

[Kaelaroth]

Argh! My childhood!

Please. It only exists to be destroyed.

[Player_Zero]

Also, you're on the internet and you still hadn't had your childhood defiled?

...You're not internetting hard enough!

[Lemur]

Argh! My childhood!

...Just became a whole lot more awesome.

[bosssmiley]

Argh! My childhood!

Freddy Mercury mocks your inner child's lose of innocence

"We have such sights to show you."
-- Pinhead, "Hellraiser" (or possibly Serpentine )

[Rawhide]

Yeah, uhm, people. This seriously might not be the right line of conversation for this board.

[Dallas-Dakota]

...and there's only one tower

I reject your reality and subsitute it with my own!

[Eldpollard]

So in order to subtly change the subject following Rawhide's warning I ask this... Is it bad if your hands start to shake after an excess of coffee consumption? I ask because mine are and I have drunk rather a large amount.

[Kneenibble]

It's only bad if you stop drinking coffee at this point. You know how matter in transition between states plateaus at the same temperature despite a steady energy source for a while before moving from, say, solid to liquid? Your consciousness is in this state. If you stop now, you will fail to ascend and you will fall hard from the very top of your present state. If you keep going, you will push through and achieve new and fabled levels of coffee euphoria.

[Rawhide]

Is it bad if your hands start to shake after an excess of coffee consumption? I ask because mine are and I have drunk rather a large amount.

It's only bad if you stop drinking coffee at this point. You know how matter in transition between states plateaus at the same temperature despite a steady energy source for a while before moving from, say, solid to liquid? Your consciousness is in this state. If you stop now, you will fail to ascend and you will fall hard from the very top of your present state. If you keep going, you will push through and achieve new and fabled levels of coffee euphoria.

[Cristo Meyers]

That chart is so going up in my cubicle...

[Tempest Fennac]

This is why I never drink coffee. (The fact that I can;t stand the taste is another reason.)

[Griever]

So, I tried to climb a climbing wall yesterday... yeah, that is a lot harder than it looks, apparently. Unfortunately it didn't look too easy either...

[Recaiden]

So, I tried to climb a climbing wall yesterday... yeah, that is a lot harder than it looks, apparently. Unfortunately it didn't look too easy either...

Some climbing walls are easier than others. I went climbing recently and did better than i thought i would. Don't give up.

[TwoBitWriter]

There is this place near where I live called "OKC Rocks!" where they took an abandoned grain storage silo and built a wall-climbing facility out of it. The thing is just massive, and they let you climb all the way to the top! You get vertigo man...

[Flickerdart]

I'm assuming the 34 hour day had to do with changing time zones?

Yup. From Moscow to Toronto. 8 hour difference.

[DraPrime]

I've always loved climbing walls. I'm fairly good at them, but there's this one near where I live that I can never do because my arms are too short. About halfway up there's only one handhold I can grab if I want to go up, but I can never reach it. There's no good footholds to move me further upwards. I think I've climbed that wall over 50 times trying to get up it, but I still havent been able too

[Phase]

Every so often someone in my hometown is walking down the street, passes a building, says "what the hey" and procedes to jump on the building and climb it. Some make it to the top, some are arrested.

[Recaiden]

Every so often someone in my hometown is walking down the street, passes a building, says "what the hey" and procedes to jump on the building and climb it. Some make it to the top, some are arrested.

What is the fine (or other punishment) for building climbing in your town?

[bosssmiley]

Every so often someone in my hometown is walking down the street, passes a building, says "what the hey" and procedes to jump on the building and climb it. Some make it to the top, some are arrested.

Is it any one building in particular Phase? Or are people in your hometown just randomly gripped by a need to ascend?

(I blame your influence personally. The cerebral fluid in peoples' skulls being affected by lunar gravitational pull and such)

[DraPrime]

(I blame your influence personally. The cerebral fluid in peoples' skulls being affected by lunar gravitational pull and such)

Or maybe Phase is just sucking them into the sky, and they grab onto buildings to stay, but it looks like climbing.

[Uncle Festy]

Also, you're on the internet and you still hadn't had your childhood defiled?

...You're not internetting hard enough!

Can I use that for Quote of the Week once I resurrect it?

So in order to subtly change the subject following Rawhide's warning I ask this...

If you're saying that you're doing it, you're not doing it subtly enough.

Every so often someone in my hometown is walking down the street, passes a building, says "what the hey" and procedes to jump on the building and climb it. Some make it to the top, some are arrested.

Really? I don't remember hearing about that.

[Phase]

Well, pretty much the tall ones. The most recent one actually had a wall that looked like one big ladder. They had to change it after the third guy in a short amount of time climbed to the top. Oh, and if I accidentally mislead anyone with the word "Hometown" instead of "Mannhaten", I apologize.

[DraPrime]

Oh that explains a lot.