The Dancing Fox Inn XIX

[Doran_Liadon]

Mark sees the sword going down and tries to hit it with a fireball. Slow-mo style...awwww yeah...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak wakes up from the little cat-nap he was having to PUNCH the Kolyarut with all his epic barbarian rage power!

[Lerky]

(( oh good, that was a test to see if anyone here liked me, otherwise I just would've blocked it with a keg or something ))

[Beholder1995]

The fireball engulfs the Kolyarut... slo-mo style.... but he is unharmed.

The barbarian rage thing, however, knocks the Inevitable violently to the floor.

Slo-Mo off.

The Kolyarut attempts to roughly shove Bortak off him. He's incredibly strong.

The other two Inevitables are just standing there.

[Doran_Liadon]

Mark quickly turns to the Flayer. It was probably in her defense and i am going to talk to Bortak anyway. Now i must bud you adue. He turns to the other inevtiables and advances on them with fireball hands.

[Lerky]

Renn grabs the heavy crossbow under the bar and begins firing at the other Inevitables.
damn, shouldn't have given the kid my sword

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak is also freakishly strong due to his extremely high level

Bortak lets out a furious roar.

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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!

[Beholder1995]

Bortak is also freakishly strong due to his extremely high level

Bortak lets out a furious roar.

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WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA!

It turns into a wrestling match, apparently.

...with a mechanical robot-thing from another plane.

The Kolyarut ignores the roar and attempts to punch Bortak in the face with a bronze-armored fist.

The other two Inevitables approach Renn slowly, swords drawn.

[Doran_Liadon]

Fine ignore the petty 14 year-old. He shoots fireballs at the backs of both their heads.

[Beholder1995]

Renn grabs the heavy crossbow under the bar and begins firing at the other Inevitables.
damn, shouldn't have given the kid my sword

The bolts bounce hopelessly off of the steel.

The fireballs sort of singe their cloaks, but for the most part they shake it off completely. (Damage reduction, and resistance to fire. )

They continue approaching, swords raised.

'Yall better kill them fast, before one escapes and gets the other three divisions attacking the inn.

[Lerky]

crap...
Renn grabs a keg and throws it at one of the Inevitables' head. He than continues firing

[Beholder1995]

crap...
Renn grabs a keg and throws it at one of the Inevitables' head. He than continues firing

It hits it square between the cheek and the neck, slightly offing its head's position. But it cricks its neck back into place and continues approaching Renn... slowly... ominously... *timpany roll*

They continue ignoring the fireballs.

[Doran_Liadon]

Sigh. Renn! Throw me a full keg!

[Green-Shirt Q]

It turns into a wrestling match...with a trench-coat and fedora wearing, barbarian, private eye, webcomic villian, Gargoyle and a mechanical robot-thing from another plane!

POW! Bortak does a trademark move "the Bortak Belly Slam" on the other guy, which is where he bulges his belly out really really big, enough to push away even the strongest of foes!

[Lerky]

Renn does as Mark says, figuring out what he's doing.
Renn attempts to draw the Inevitables attention on him by continuing his fire

[Beholder1995]

It turns into a wrestling match...with a trench-coat and fedora wearing, barbarian, private eye, webcomic villian, Gargoyle and a mechanical robot-thing from another plane!

POW! Bortak does a trademark move "the Bortak Belly Slam" on the other guy, which is where he bulges his belly out really really big, enough to push away even the strongest of foes!

...into a steel-chested, bronze-armored automoton? Doesn't do much, besides shove his stomach back a little, before it just goes back into place.

The Kolyarut again tries to shove Bortak off, focusing on Renn. His hand scrambles for the short sword, which has fallen on the floor.

[Beholder1995]

Renn does as Mark says, figuring out what he's doing.
Renn attempts to draw the Inevitables attention on him by continuing his fire

...their pace quickens. Their gears whir and their steel feet clank on the floor as they sort of speed-walk towards Renn.... *adds violins to timpany*

[Lerky]

Renn sees him scrabble for it and makes an attempt to dive for the sword and grab it

[Doran_Liadon]

Mark stealthily catches is and rolls it in between the two inevitables. he quickly fires a fireball at it when its directly next to them. Exploding. He flips and jumps behind a table as not to get hit by shrapnel.

[Green-Shirt Q]

In that case, perhaps your steel-chested, bronze-armored automoton would like a "BORTAK PUNCHING FURY ATTACK!" Which Bortak delightfully gives.

[Beholder1995]

The two Inevitables are knocked violently off balance from the explosion and topple to the floor with a resounding crash. Their cloaks are now significantly burning.

...but they're getting up.

Renn's dive for the sword is succesful. But being so close to its quarry, the Kolyarut lunges at Renn's throat with his free hand. The Kolyarut blocks Bortak with a steel arm, which is badly dented and contorted in the process. It hangs limply at the Inevitable's side afterwards.

[Doran_Liadon]

Mark's leg has a rather large piece of shrapnel in it and can't move to help Renn. Instead behind the table he starts to secretly form a huge fireball.

[Lerky]

Renn attempts to slash at the Inevitable's head

[Beholder1995]

Renn attempts to slash at the Inevitable's head

The magically toned blade slices clean through the clockwork gears. The head spins a few times and topples to the floor. The body goes limp, and Bortak will now find himself grappling 400 pounds of sheer dead weight.

The other two charge at Renn.

[Lerky]

(( Beholder, check your PMs ))

[Doran_Liadon]

Mark shoots hits rather large fireball in the path of the two inevitables.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak uses his jaws next against the automoton, which aren't just good for eating BBQ hydra heads.

Bortak bites the automoton with all his jaw's might!

((Now you might be saying "wait a second, he's eating metal?!" But Bortak has eaten metal before. In fact, he's eaten:
1: a Doomsday device
2: a companian cube
3: a bomb
4: many gems
5: a disk containing all the secrets of the universe
6: a space satellite
7: billions of BBQ hydra heads

And much much more too.))

[Beholder1995]

(( Beholder, check your PMs ))

[OOC]Checked. [/OOC]

[Beholder1995]

Bortak uses his jaws next against the automoton, which aren't just good for eating BBQ hydra heads.

Bortak bites the automoton with all him jaw's might!

((Now you might be saying "wait a second, he's eating metal?!" But Bortak has eaten metal before. In fact, he's eaten:
1: a Doomsday device
2: a companian cube
3: a bomb
4: many gems
5: a disk containing all the secrets of the universe
6: a space satellite
7: billions of BBQ hydra heads.))

We all appreciate the effort you went to to make that long post...

but the Inevitable's already dead.

There is the matter of the other two, however...

[Lerky]

Bortak uses his jaws next against the automoton, which aren't just good for eating BBQ hydra heads.

Bortak bites the automoton with all his jaw's might!

((Now you might be saying "wait a second, he's eating metal?!" But Bortak has eaten metal before. In fact, he's eaten:
1: a Doomsday device
2: a companian cube
3: a bomb
4: many gems
5: a disk containing all the secrets of the universe
6: a space satellite
7: billions of BBQ hydra heads

And much much more too.))

(( okay that had way to many spoilers ))