Paranoia!! 2

[Lord_Asmodeus]

*smiles and walks to the front of the group*

I would be happy to lead the way *smiling broadly, walking down the corridor*

[Lycan 01]

Team Leader, in what order would it be best for me to follow?

*arches an eyebrow at the Hygiene Officer*

Why are you staring at me like that? Its creepy...

*scribles in his notebook while muttering about weird glares*

[McSherrie]

"You and the Hygiene Officer can go behind the Happiness Officer, side by side. Then the rest can follow in single file. I will take the last position. Proceed."

[Lycan 01]

*snaps off a brisk salute*

Yes, ma'am!

*falls in behind the Happyness Officer, leaving enough room for the Hygiene Officer*

[Daryk]

The Hygiene Officer falls in next to the clearly suspect Loyalty Officer.

[The Glyphstone]

The Equipment Officer positions himself behind the side-by-side Hygiene and Loyalty officers, in front of the Team Leader.

[Ditto]

((Let me know if anything of interest happens as I'm riding ahead, I suppose.))

[Greystone]

As you all walk down the hallway (or ride) suddenly the hallway turns and leads to a dead end \.

An old woman on a rocking chair waves a red sleeved arm in greetings "hello, if you wish to get to hall 67 you have to pass a test"

She waves her hand and a door appears in the wall, a trapdoor appears next to her and another opens in the ceiling "choose carefully my duckies"

And before anyone can fire she cackles and disappears.

[Ditto]

(What are red sleeves indicative of? For the Viewers at Home, Ditto is wearing yellow stripes = registered mutant.)

Ditto-R-ISO looks at the trapdoor open in the ceiling, and at the closed one beneath him and the door ajar against the wall. "I fail to see how this qualifies as a test. Does this woman have authorization to restrict access to this area?"

[Lycan 01]

The red sleeves indicate that she has Red Clearance. But she's getting in the way of our orders from Friend Computer, and thus is a traitor to Friend Computer!

Ergo, we most do our duty as Troubleshooters and shoot that troublemaker next time she shows up.

As for the test... Well, I would assume that hallway 67 would be adjacent to 66, and thus would not be below or above it. Sooooo it should be right through that door.

Team Leader, with your permission, I will walk through that door to check for traps, or if need be sacrifice myself in order to protect you and the rest of the team from whatever might be waiting in there for us...

[McSherrie]

"Yes, check the door. Hygeine officer, check the top trap door, as 67 is above 66. And Ditto check the bottom door in case we are counting backwards."

[Lycan 01]

Yes, ma'am!

*stalks through the doorway, gun drawn*

[Daryk]

"Yes ma'am!" the Hygiene officer said, looking for a way to check the top trap door without an anti-gravity device. "Happiness Officer, give me a hand here, won't you?"

[Lord_Asmodeus]

*smiling I follow behind the Hygiene Officer* Why sure friend Hygiene Officer *I help him, but am careful not to have my back to him, still smiling broadly*

[Daryk]

"That's it.... perfect! Now hold still..."

*Climbs up on the Happiness Officer's shoulders to investigate the trap door as ordered.*

[Ditto]

Ditto walks over to the floor-door and stomps on it a few times until it gives.
Failing that, he'll try the handle.

[Greystone]

Lycan, as you walk through the door going straight ahead, you realize the room is VERY dark...with a very load crunching of a large machine.

Hygiene officer you go through the trapdoor and go through...just as Ditto opens the bottom door, you slam into him as you come shooting out of the floor...

(Think portal style.)

Both of you and the Happiness officer make checks not to fall back into the infinate portal loop and Lycan please make a cheeck if you plan on going further into the room without a light.

[Lycan 01]

*ponders how dangerous this could be*

hmmm...

*decides he'd rather die being a loyal soldier than walk back outside and disobey a direct order*

For Friend Computer!


(Press onward: (1d20)[15]

[Greystone]

(15 ouch)

Well, you are a brave and loyal citizan as you march forward, suddenly you collide with a large, what seems to be a man.

"Hey, watch it, can't you see I'm workin's here!" and he pushes you back.

(1d20)[19]

Luckily you grab onto his arm as he clumisly pushes you, but the weight of you combine knock you over.

You here him scream as he is squahed like a cartoon (literally...no blood, just he is flat)

Can you jump out of the way before you become permanently flat?

[Lycan 01]

AAAAAAAHHH!!!!

*scrambles for safety*

(1d20)[5]

[Greystone]

Very nice, you fall to the dark ground with a slam but are otherwise unhurt...

But you are still in the dark, dangerous room.

[Lycan 01]

*doesn't dare move, since this must be a safe part of the room, as nothing has killed him yet.*

Ahem... Hey guuuuuys? I'm in a bit of trouble..... Its dark, and there are very, very, very dangerous machines in here. One guy just got squished, and I reaaaaaally don't want to end up like him. So please, give me a source of light, or help me get out of here, or something... I'm sure it will look good on my report!

[Lord_Asmodeus]

*Scrambles for edge*

Friends, Friend Computer, someone help.

*despite the scramble I still keep an odd smile*

(1d20)[11]

[Daryk]

"AAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

*Panics and tucks into a ball*

"AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa....."

*Runs out of breath screaming*

*Opens an eye. Too afraid to reach out for the edge at this speed, takes a deep breath and...*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

[Greystone]

Your fine happiness officer, you manage to dive out off the vortex.

Suddenly a large mechanical eye drops from the ceiling and looks around "Hm, friend citizans...did you call me?"

[Lycan 01]

Friend Computer, we're so glad to see you! We're all in trouble! I can't see anything, so I don't know what's going on! Do you think you can turn the lights on in here? Please, Friend Computer?

[Ditto]

Ditto is very confused indeed as he looks down at a trapdoor and finds himself falling up through it. As he drops through, he digs his hand into his pocket and draws out the red cube again, summoning it back to hover-scooter-status in order to thrust him clear.

[Lycan 01]

Okay, that's it. I can't stay in here any longer!

*jumps up, and runs for the exit*

(1d20)[9]

[Greystone]

Lycan, you jump, instinctively avoiding the scary machines, and land outside the room safely.

[Lycan 01]

.....

*tries to grab the guy falling through the portals*

(1d20)[4]