T2 - Judgement Day - Game in Progess

[Raiser Blade]

What's the point of everyone pointing at a random person?

Either we lynch somebody or we don't.

[V.Z.]

Time to reprise one of my many roles in the Theseus film I made with my friends for school years ago! Evil sorceress Medeia! Yay!

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Having barely escaped king Aegeus' palace, as well as stolen the king's precious trading cards, Medeia runs through the city, looking for the next victim of her evil practices... The sorceres looks at Recaiden with a wicked grin. "Sir, would you by any chance have a Charmander? I'll trade it with you for this magnificent Sieper card! It's from Germania, very rare!" She says as she shows her cards and suddenly begins to cackle maniacally.

(( Random first day point. ))

[Reinholdt]

((Eh... "narrators" please move thread? ))

A knock is heard on the door. The kyoot kitteh puts the remote and the cheezburger down and walks toward the door. Opening it a little, he comes face-to-face with another cat.

"oh hai! I was wonderin' if you had some time to talk about Ceiling Cat?"

"MOM!" shouts the kitteh. "Teh Ceiling Cat witnesses are here! They haz magazine 4 u!"

Momma kitty walks down the stairs. "oh hai! What can I do 4 u?"

"Ceiling Cat news! I has dem!"

"oh mai!"

"Beholdz! Ceiling Cat makes a glorious appearance in teh skyz!"

As the clouds clear, the silhoute of a heavenly Cat comes closer from the sky until it lands on the green earth.

"Join Ceiling Cat! cheezburgers! we has dem!"

Ceiling Cat says absentmindedly walks towards the rest of the population, kittehs and hoomans and dogs alike. "Peoplez! I are teh Cat of teh Ceiling! Fear not! I won't hurt u... except maybe Raldor, who we should lynch!"

"ALL HAIL CEILING CAT!" yells the crowd.

"FOOLZ!" A voice comes from seemingly nowhere. Looking around, the crowd is surprised from the force of the voice. And lo...

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"Do not fall for this charlatanz' trickz. He would lead you down the path of poor grammar and stale cheezburgerz with no flavorz. Our cheezburgerz comes with ketchup and are delicious. Ceiling Cat is nothing more than a bland restriction. He would have you give up catnip and couch scratchings! Listen not to him. Instead join, Basement Cat!"

A line of evil looking kittehs stream out from where Basement Cat just emerged, in an organized marching fashion, while chanting, "ALL HAIL BASEMENT CAT, KING OF THE CATNIP!!" They form up into ranks on either side of Basement Cat.

((First day random point at Fin.))

[Fan]

GODzilla rampaged through the city, and crushed many peoples their screams, and sqishyness being well noted as they got stomped. Then as if in a moment of random spontainety he points at Thanatos the accursed!

[Thanatos 51-50]

GODzilla rampaged through the city, and crushed many peoples their screams, and sqishyness being well noted as they got stomped. Then as if in a moment of random spontainety he points at Thanatos the accursed!

The Death God looks upon GODzilla.
"Yeah, sure, thanks for making me look bad. I get the strange feeling that this is a mis-palced metapoint, too."
With this, Thanatos begins harvesting souls and the ritual to summon Hermes.

[Recaiden]

I agree that this is the least sense Emperor Demonking has ever made.

[Istari]

"THE GODS ARE ANGRY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!" "obviously Reinholdt is an evil demon kitty sent by the gods to smite us, so lets eliminate him"

[Selrahc]

Thanatos activated his super power of Retconus Convientus so that he says Selrahc instead of Deamonking, cause, you know - thats one of two names he doesn't recognise and its the more difficult to spell.

That does it! I declare a vendetta upon you. I'm going to hunt you down and see you smeared in honey and thrown into the hive of a billion ants. And not just ants, ants made out of flaming acid! The remains must then be made into a delicious soup, that I believe stores quite well. We can eat you at sacred gatherings or just at breakfast.

In lieu of that, I'm certainly going to point at you. Thanatos to be killed! And remember, hippoes never forget(Or was that antelopes.)

EDIT: I also find it slightly ironic that your reason for pointing at me was how difficult my name was to spell, and yet you got mine right, and Demonking's wrong.

[Haruki-kun]

"Begone! creachur of Ebil!"

Ceiling Cat stands before his archnemesis. "U has changed... but you'z still jus Basement Cat!"

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[Thanatos 51-50]

EDIT: I also find it slightly ironic that your reason for pointing at me was how difficult my name was to spell, and yet you got mine right, and Demonking's wrong.

I did a copy-paste from the player list.
Also, I usually spell deamon with an 'a'

Also - I voted you because you're one of two players I don't recognise. The other is V.Z.

[PhantomFox]

Near the edge of the city, a centaur steps out of the surrounding woods and surveys the actions going on.

So, it has come. The stars have long predicted the return of the evil pantheons. Now they have come and donned the guises of men. As guardian of these woods, it is my duty to use my astral wisdom to unmask these rogue die. That one known as Raiser B1ade is acting unusually, as if he was not used to human form. I suggest he be investigated.

[Studoku]

What's the point of everyone pointing at a random person?

Either we lynch somebody or we don't.

I didn't know not lynching was an option.

[detrevnisisiht]

For whom it may concern.

[Uncle Festy]

((Athens? We're in Athens? Forget DOGzilla! I've got a better character…

Say hello to Homer, everybody! ))
Homer walks through the streets of Athens, quill and parchment in hand. "Hum… I've written the Illiad, and the Odyssey… but everyone knows that these things come in threes. There's got to be some epic story going on that I can chronicle!"
Homer walks past the statue. He spots it out of the corner of his eye – and then, almost as if drawn by fate, his head slowly swivels towards it. The panorama holds for a moment, and then Homer rushes forward, quill scribbling on paper – straight towards some of the graffiti that seems to mysteriously materialize on any public structure. "That's it! I'll write an epic story about graffiti!" Homer starts writing down the graffiti. "Jontom… Xire… is… an… <unprintable on these boards>. Ok!"
((@v: Actually, I'm pretty sure that we don't entirely know who Homer really was. ))

[Cobra_Ikari]

((Wasn't Homer blind? =P))

[Supagoof]

((Eh... "narrators" please move thread? ))
*snip*

((Didn't you hear? Shadow and I are now moderators*for our persistence in helping people learn to play WW. We just haven't gotten the new accounts going yet.))*Joking, we're not really moderators, you should check for white text.

[Thanatos 51-50]

((Didn't you hear? Shadow and I are now moderators*for our persistence in helping people learn to play WW. We just haven't gotten the new accounts going yet.))*Joking, we're not really moderators, you should check for white text.

I see what you did there.
Size-1'ing your white text makes it harder to spot.

[Alarra]

((Ah man...I was gonna play Homer

And yay! Selrahc's back...missed you!))

*points at FF fanboy* I'll work out an rp gimmick later.

[Reinholdt]

"Accursed Ceiling Cat. Always banishing me. Well, I'z don't have to takes it anymore. Time to call on the big gunz."

Pointing one paw at the nearest kitteh servant, "Assemble the ebil itteh bitteh kitteh committeh. We haz a ritual to performs." The kitteh servant leaves, and returns with kitteh litter that he starts to spread on the floor in a star type pattern. Following behind, 5 kittehs dressed in red cloaks come in and start to assemble at the points.

"Do it." The ebil kitteh committeh starts to chant in a strange tone.

"Meowwwwww! Catulhu fthagn! Catulhu fthagn!"

And in the background, Basement Cat laughs maniacally.

[Cristo Meyers]

aaaaaAAAAHHHHH!!!*thud!*

A dust plume rises into the air as something, or rather, someone makes impact just outside of the city of Athens.

Ow...

Shaking the dust from his hair, the stranger takes stock of his surroundings.

I'm in a hole.

Climbing out of the hole, the stranger takes stock of his surroundings bloody picky stranger...

Lesse, two ears, four paws, tail...

But something didn't seem right.

Wait a minute...two ears, four...paws, a...tail?

He knew he'd been hit hard, but this?

I'm a bloody cat! The stranger lifted his head to the heavens and shouted. You made me a bloody cat!

He could hear the laughter in his head.
ahahahheeheeheehaahahahaha...

Bloody damn....grrr...

Grumbling and grousing, the stranger padded his way towards the nearest city while he contemplated three things: how to get home, how to get his body back, and how to get revenge on the man that'd caused this.

((Indurain))

[Helgraf]

Thanatos starting a bandwagon this early is bad.

Helgraf; Are you asking why or how?

I know _how_ to use color codes, I'm trying to figure out what this business of other color points is all about. So I suppose why.

[Griever]

I know _how_ to use color codes, I'm trying to figure out what this business of other color points is all about. So I suppose why.

((Wolves are allergic to being pointed at in orange and pointing in purple, I thought you knew that, jeez... inexperienced WW players... ))

[Helgraf]

This isn't Egypt. What the deuce is with all the bloody cats! Must be an infiltration attempt by the Ægyptian Pantheon! Rally the Troops!

*Reinholdt*

[Uncle Festy]

((Ah man...I was gonna play Homer ))

((Sorry! But I kinda already created him for the Silliad… and played him in AMEN for a month or so… and currently have him in town…
So, you know. Just randomly stealing other people's ideas.

Anyways… how's them Ravnica WW game ideas? *is still waiting for Alarra*))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

*The llama hides in his stable, worried about all the many ebil kitties. He clutches his +1 Badger on a Stick, hoping it can protect him.*

(I point at Thanatos because I don't want Selrahc to die so soon. I've missed that hippo. Plus his name is easy to spell. You just have to know the secret.)

[Thanatos 51-50]

((Geez! Its a first-day point! This is why I usually don't read them and point at deamonking!))

[Atreyu the Masked LLama]

(If it will make you feel better, then I'll change, but you to say "please.")

[RabbitHoleLost]

A violet top hat, quite out of place in its current setting, sat solidly in the middle of the streets. No one moved to claim it, nor did any Athenian seem sans a hat that shouldn't be.
And so it merely sat, still even through a gentle breeze that failed to tug at the brim.
Atleast, for a few moments, anyways.
As the wind died down, the hat twitched.
Stopped.
Twitched more violently, again and again and again till the large hat was hopping along at irregular intervals, untill it smacked right dab into FF Fanboys leg. From within the hat came a sound and a word undecipherable, sounding much like "Geffrmpfffft!"
Following the sound, there came a hand clad in an ivory silk glove... and it pulled from the dark confines of the hat the rest of its body, plopping the female figure on her feet.
Ambrosius Reginaldi III reached for her hat and dusted it with her hand before replacing it on her head a dancing off into the street, tipping her hat in apology to the man she had knocked into.
(( Totally just typed that all with my Wiimote. Apologies for any typos.))

[Shadow]

*narrator's note*
Make a Cat Pantheon for next game.

[Raiser Blade]

Point at FF Fanboy


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