The Dancing Fox Inn XXVI

[Doran_Liadon]

You'z killed by da invisible men! >-|O
(( banner by Nevitan ))

Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.

We kindly ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Also fire spells are prohibited. We also have a strict rule about keeping weapons sheathed, thank you and enjoy your stay!

Here's a map of the Inn and all it's glory:

First Level

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Second Level

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Basement

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Current Staff:
Renn- Barkeep and Innkeeper
Tarev- Barboy
Leigh- Barmaid
Jessica - Cook
Sora - Bard

NOW HIRING: A barboy/girl that will be able to make drinks when Renn can't/clean the place, A Cook, Waiter / Waitresses, Someone that can cast Mending that can fix broken parts of the bar, A Bard for entertainment, adventurers eager to do a few errands. If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, we'll talk. (( also if you have a Banner idea, feel free to PM me one. I may use it ))

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Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS!
Wines:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose.

Bar Drinks:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice.
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps.
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie.
Coffee - buzzzzz.
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down.
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you...
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice.
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste.
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind.
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach
Cold Milk – For the kids
Burning Brandy- To keep the Bishop happy
Beers Ales & Such:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - deathly good
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly
Renn's Rare Rum - a concotion of the barkeeps own making

Food:
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Kobold Tails
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Grapes
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey

Dessert:
Muffins
Brownies
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...)
Milkshake

We hope you enjoy your stay at my our Inn.

The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town

Seals of approval
'cause the DFI's awesome like that

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Bortak stumbles into the inn.

[Doran_Liadon]

FIRST POST! Yayuh

Damn you!

[Quinsar]

The cat leaves the kitchen and checks for Bardog.

[Green-Shirt Q]

The baby penguin wakes up and tries follows the cat. He falls down and tries to crawl.

[Doran_Liadon]

BardDog is lying upside-down "dying of hunger."

[Quinsar]

The cat helps him. Then sniffs Bardog.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak sees BardDog.

BARDDOG!

He then runs over to BardDog.

WHAT'S WRONG?!

The baby penguin simiply leans on the cat.

[Nevitan]

Hey Doran you might want to make it the invisible men not the white men >.<

[Doran_Liadon]

Huuuungry...

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak rushes over to the bar in search of food for BardDog.

[Quinsar]

The cat licks Bardog.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak finds a cabbage behind the bar and brings it to BardDog.

Here you go, buddy! A cabbage!

Wait...Dogs like cabbage, right?

[Doran_Liadon]

BardDog eats it then observes his surroundings. Eyes fixing on the cat.

[Green-Shirt Q]

The baby penguin flinches at BardDog.

So, Bortak says Any luck finding that person...whathername.....Aurea? I heard you found her hideout or something?

[Doran_Liadon]

K gave me the wring directions. He says not looking away from the cat.

[Quinsar]

She meows.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Okay then. Got any ideas on our next move?

I heard a guy suggest we scry on her. You think that's a good idea?

[Doran_Liadon]

That's a...great idea... He sniffs the cat.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bortak looks at the cat.

Oh look, another dog. This a friend of yours, BardDog?

[Quinsar]

She smells like flowers and blood...

[Doran_Liadon]

Not yet... He's confused over the smell. He likes it but is afraid of it.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Hello there, doggie. He says while petting the cat. Can you talk too?

[Quinsar]

Meow?

[Green-Shirt Q]

The baby penguin hides under the cat in fear of Bortak size.

I guess not.

Do you have a name?

[Quinsar]

Meow.....
...
She licks the penguin.

[Green-Shirt Q]

The baby penguin curls up into a little ball again.

Well, let's go and make us a proper dinner, then BardDog. You don't think Renn would mind if we used the kitchen to prepare it, do you?

[Doran_Liadon]

In animal: He is wondering if you have a name.
As long as you pay him i doubt it.

[Green-Shirt Q]

The penguin in animal: who is that bwig perswon? he's huge! is that godswilla?

Bortak then walks into the kitchen.

BardDog, will you help me out here, please?

[Quinsar]

Ceria...