GLoG IV: Please refrain from kidnapping our members

[Shas aia Toriia]

((Fanboy proposed to her near the end of the last thread. Of course wedding crashing by AMEN is expected....))

((And the Good League asketh, and AMEN giveth, or something to that affect.))

[happyturtle]

((I'm hoping for an attack by either Daleks or zombies. Or Dalek zombies.))

((Just no kidnapping the bride... please! ))

((@V: I know! Exterminate! Exterminate! And the best part is, they'd be going after heroes and villains indiscriminately.))

[Vespe Ratavo]

((Well, Vespe is a Time Lord...))

[PirateMonk]

((Just no kidnapping the bride... please! ))

((Kidnapping the groom is perfectly acceptable, then?))

[Lex-Kat]

((Yes. Kidnap the Groom, I dare ya. ))

Vespe hears in his head. Vespe? Are you nearby, love?

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe looks around. Judy? Is that you? Are you telepathizing? Did you get CODEC or something? Judy can also hear this over CODEC, if that's what she has.

[Me.]

Ryu quits looking at his locket and deadtimes.

((Sorry, dinner. May be on later, probably not. PLEASE keep clicking, I think a few more clicks should do the trick.))

[Lex-Kat]

((Sorry it took so long to post.))

Yes, dear. I got CODEC before I went to try to save Turtle the last time. I'm in the infirmary. I need to speak to you.

[Vespe Ratavo]

All right. He walks into the infirmary, and sits down next to her. What did you need to talk to me about?

[Lex-Kat]

First, Judy sits up to kiss Vespe. It's a long lingering kiss. I love you Vespe. You have turned my whole world around. I would do anything for you, anything at all.

Then she lays back down, still looking Vespe in the eyes. I have a confession. I didn't escape my master when I first came here. I only truly escaped, last night.

[Vespe Ratavo]

I love you too, and I'd do anything for you...but, what do you mean?

[Lex-Kat]

My master, no former master, was hired to assassinate you. I was sent to "fall in love with you" ((Yes, she does the finger-quote motion)), and then kill you on our first night together.

Judy does not look away. She sheds no tear. She just watches Vespe for his reaction.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Vespe places his hand to his chin, looking thoughtful, or at least trying to. Damn you, subcontracting...but...why? I mean, why was he hired to kill me? Who's your master? Why didn't you kill me? Didn't he try to kill you? And why is everyone trying to kill everyone else?

[Lex-Kat]

Vespe places his hand to his chin, looking thoughtful, or at least trying to. Damn you, subcontracting...but...why? I mean, why was he hired to kill me? Who's your master? Why didn't you kill me? Didn't he try to kill you? And why is everyone trying to kill everyone else?

I don't know. I don't know, that either. My former master only told me to call him Master, so I don't know who he is. Because I genuinely fell in love with you. Why didn't who try to kill me? I don't know.

[Vespe Ratavo]

I see...Master...The Master? Couldn't be... well...if you don't mind me asking, where did you come from? Tell me more about yourself.

[Lex-Kat]

Well, let's see. I came from a small room with no windows. For training, the Master would teleport me to a very large room, with no windows. I have lived and breathed assassination. It's all I know. I sleep in a small room, on the floor. The only time I leave the room is either for training, or for an assignment.

And the only reason I know about the 1960's Batmobile is because, I saw part of a show once, while I was assassinating a certain actor in that show. I don't recall his name, but he was watching the show, when I attacted. Then I sat down and finished his popcorn.

As for what the master looks like, I can't say. Somehow, it remains muddled in my mind. But I know him, when I see him. And that's all I know. That is my background.

[Vespe Ratavo]

That's...terrible. After all this business with your Master and the wedding is over, remind me to take you on a vacation through time and space, okay?

Hmm...muddled in your mind? Oh well, I think we're okay. It's not like he's going to send someone to fight me face to face, right? I mean, he's got to be a coward, sending you in his place. He winks at Judy as he says this.

[Saint Nil]

*goes to Judy in infirmry*

Hey, you okay?

[Lex-Kat]

Oh, thank you Vespe for understanding. I was so scared you'd tell me to leave, and never come back.

Which I would do, if that is what you wanted. She says the last line, meakly.

Then Nil walks in. NIL!! Thank you. Thank you, so much. I'm feeling better now.

[Saint Nil]

That great. I was worried about you.
You know, open-heart surgery and all. Took 3 med-bots to keep you stable while I removed the trap.

[Lex-Kat]

Judy opens her arms in an invitation for a hug. Nil, you are my second hero. Vespe will always be tops, sorry. She smiles.

[Saint Nil]

*hugs*

I'm just glad I get to be your friend.

[Vespe Ratavo]

Seeing that no one will be attacking soon, Vespe stops winking and loudly announcing Judy's master's cowardice. Um...do you need me to get you anything? Food? Drink? Something witty that I can't come up with at the moment?

[Lex-Kat]

Yes. I'm hungry. Anything but cake. I'm tired of cake.

[Vespe Ratavo]

What did your master feed you in there, anyway? Ever had pizza? He asks, dialing in the number for the nearest pizza place on his CODEC.

[Lex-Kat]

Well, I usually ate some nutritious green soup, that tasted awful. But, if I accomplished an assassination without any mess, I'd get a rice ball. And water. No matter what, I got water too.

But while on assaignment, I would sometimes get to sample some other food, but I don't know what they were called. So what is peetzah?

[Vespe Ratavo]

((Sorry it took me a while to post again))

It's cheese, tomato sauce, and some other stuff on bread. It's also really, really good.

Someone knocks at the door. Vespe opens it. A robot hands him three boxes of pizza. Thanks, Robo-Pizza-Man!

EXTERMINATE. The robot leaves.

Vespe walks back into the infirmary, and hands a slice to Judy. Try it, it's delicious.

((Deadtime for a bit, if I don't come back, Vespe eats some pizza, kisses Judy, and goes to bed))

[Lex-Kat]

Hmmmm. It smells delicious.

Judy takes a small bite. Wow!!! This is great stuff. Nil? Have you ever had peetzah? Try some. She eats the rest of the slice.

((I figured we'd end that chapter there, anyways. Judy Deadtimes.))

[Saint Nil]

Oh, yes. Pizza is very good. Thank you Judy.
*looks at glowing blade*
Excuse me Judy, glad to see that your well, but I must leave.
(deadtime)

[Ashen Lilies]

((FRIDAY AFTERNOON!!!! FREE!! FREE!!!!))

((Since Khiansa is going to start appearing less in GLoG until his main plot, I'm going to introduce a new character. Mind if I do it.... Explosively?))