Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103

[Destro_Yersul]

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[dish]

Hello Destro. Nice thread.

What were we talking about? Segways or something?

*Oooh, room service just arrived.*

[Destro_Yersul]

Something like that. Randman thinks they're silly, I think they're awesome.

Does the room service have pie?

[randman22222]

Oh gods, I want pie now.

[Cristo Meyers]

Segways, zombie movies, growing up in the cornfields of Illinois...

...you know, the usual.

[Destro_Yersul]

And now, apparently, pie. Which I have had the past several days, by virtue of working at a grocery store that sells decent premade pies. big chunk of pie for break, how could you say no?

On the downside of that, I'm rapidly running out of ice-cream.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Pie, pie, pie....Pie pie pie!

*misses old thread already* I liked seeing mah name on the top of the thread list...

[dish]

Something like that. Randman thinks they're silly, I think they're awesome.

Does the room service have pie?

No. They have a really horrible plate of spaghetti. Remind me never to order it again. The salad and rolls are ok though. (And the beer was really needed.)

[Destro_Yersul]

My turn for that now, Dallas.

Also.. horrible.. spaghetti? This.. not compute.. blasphemy! *goes to destroy the room service that dares to make spaghetti bad in any way*

[Dallas-Dakota]

Also notes that Segways are illegal in the Netherlands.

[randman22222]

They should be illegal for STUPIDITY everywhere.

In a related note (), for some reason I'm trying to capitalize letters using the ctrl key. Keep popping up windows.

[Cristo Meyers]

If stupidity were illegal, 98% of the world's population would be on death row.

I can't remember where I heard that...

[banjo1985]

Nice title.

Stupidity is both widespread and catching...it's like a virus or something.

In the UK it's illegal for kids to play conkers at school because of health and safety unless they are wearing goggles....I mean come on....

Mind you, I'm capable of hurting myself on absolutely anything, so I guess I need the looking after.

[Jibar]

Oh alright. I guess I'll boogie. Just gimmie a second.

Hup two. Hup two. Hup two. Up and down two. Up and down two. I've got a giant Yorkie bar two. Hup two. Hup two. Hup two.

Oh, and I found out I'm going to another play next wednesday.
Honestly, this college is intent on culturing the crap outta me.

Huh. Oh yeah.

*BOOGIE!*

This thread has been blessed.

[Dragonrider]

This one smells like pine sol.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Really?
*sniffs*

Hmm, more like Den....Mountain Den...

[Cristo Meyers]

*sniff*

I smell smoke...

[Skippy]

Cool! New thread already!!!

I'm back from a calculus test. It was really easy...

[Destro_Yersul]

Nice title.

Thank ye. I figured it was appropriate.

My brother is in Calculus, I think. He's probably going to be an engineer or something and make more money than I could ever hope to make because I never bothered to actually try in school.

Maybe I'll mooch off him.

[YPU]

Also notes that Segways are illegal in the Netherlands.

No longer, they need lights a horn and number plate, then go trough a checkup and then you can have them. the producers have promised to make those features standard for the models shiped to the netherlands.
how i know this; newspapers.

[TwoBitWriter]

Whats the legality of Segways in the United States?

I personally despise them, and tend to yell obscenities publicly whenever I see someone on them.

[Haruki-kun]

I'm back from a calculus test. It was really easy...

I'm not quite sure using those words in that context is gramatically correct...

*stabs whoever came up with Calculus*

[Dallas-Dakota]

No longer, they need lights a horn and number plate, then go trough a checkup and then you can have them. the producers have promised to make those features standard for the models shiped to the netherlands.
how i know this; newspapers.

What?
That...Sucks.....

I'm sad now.....

I need to go watch Nickelodeon close for the day. That always cheers me up.

(Yes, nickelodeon closing(even for the night) cheers me up, I'm weird like that)

[Griever]

On the topic of segways-

We shall lure them to the Hot Gates, where their pants will count for nothing.

[Phase]

Like I said before, my English teacher is amazing. We were reviewing the character themes of Brave New World, and he does this awesome impression of Bernard Marx, everyone laughed so hard!

[PhallicWarrior]

My english teacher sucks, because he's... well, me. I'm homeschooled. Still, getting to read eight of Shakespeare's best plays in one semester isn't bad.

But now I have a powerful urge to put on a production of Hamlet...

[CurlyKitGirl]

Oh alright. I guess I'll boogie. Just gimmie a second.

Hup two. Hup two. Hup two. Up and down two. Up and down two. I've got a giant Yorkie bar two. Hup two. Hup two. Hup two.

Oh, and I found out I'm going to another play next wednesday.
Honestly, this college is intent on culturing the crap outta me.

Your college is intent on you remaining top of my Envy List. What play this time?

[Player_Zero]

Speaking of calculus I just got a booklet from uni telling me what will be on the test during the first week.

Basically it's more basic than sticks and stones. I seriously doubt they expect you to get a single question wrong...

[mangosta71]

Well, what do you expect? Calculus is easy. The only math class I had that I thought was hard was my Prob/Stat course, and that was mostly just because I took it my last semester, while my Cal classes were in my first-third. So a couple years had passed between them.

[Jibar]

Your college is intent on you remaining top of my Envy List. What play this time?

I... don't know.
I wasn't listening.
I started giggling when pool murders was mentioned.
For reasons that I can not fathom.