Destro Yersul's Dangerously Distracting and Doubtlessly Disturbing Random Banter #103

[Lyesmith]

We had Rec today. I just sat in the study room with some freinds, "writing an essay".
I did about what, 30 words? Maybe 50?
That was about 2 hours of "work".
I have like, 2 mega-essays to do tonight as well >.<
Godsdamnit i suck at work outside of lessons that isnt for my primary english teacher

[Oregano]

I had maths, had a test, only got a B so I'll have to redo it but I know where I went wrong.

Had film, My tutor read my essay and it convinced him to let me do Ran for coursework. YAY!

Had tutorial, met some new people, then had an assembly.

EDIT:I have tomorrow as a study day, yay!

[InksGuy]

edit:
^v - Gak! I am the delicious manly Geordie filling in a Norfolk sandwich. Take off and smear this unholy masculo-gustatory concoction with horseradish from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

And a delicious sandwich it would be too.

It's also interesting, as I have relatives in Geordie land. Chester Le Street, Pelton, Gateshead. One set of them should be putting me up when I visit Newcastle Uni in a couple of weeks.

[The Bushranger]

omgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!!!!

David Morrissey might be the eleventh Doctor!!!!!!

*swoons*

Oh please let it be true and not just a cruel internet rumor!!!!!

Spoiler

Show

The question is, how are they going to handle the Valeyard?

[CurlyKitGirl]

Koorly received some bad news today:
She can't go to the Londond Anime Expo in October. And she was sad for this meant she couldn't hang out with Best Friend (and possibly Bath) again.

Then Koorly received some AbFab news:
The English Department is arranging a trip to London.
In December.
To go the The Globe.
And Camden Market.
And to see a Broadway show.
And to eat out.
In December.
£180.

Conclusion: Koorly's going to London in December! Oh Gods, Christmas shoppers. Meh.
Cue the Boogie please.

*BOOGIE*

So the boredome of today has been vastly overshadowed by that wonderful little piece of news. And seeing as today was all boredome and writing Personal Statements that shows just how much I love this little thing.
Now the only problem is whether or not I have trip and interview conflicts. I doubt I will, but it may happen. Oh, and I still have extreme public transport phobia.
It actually increased today. I got on the bus home. Knew it was the right bus, stopped at the right stop and was faster than my old bus home; but I couldn't shake the fact that I was on the wrong bus, going to miss my stop and it would take at least half an hour.

[Dr. Bath]

Aww. School trips don't look too kindly on crazy Londoners following them around. If there's any chance of meeting up though, I demand you take it!

The Christmas shopping rush isn't so bad unless you're on Oxford St. or thereabouts. Worse on Saturdays or Sundays, the rest of the time it's just regular busy. (probably still insanely busy by normal standards...)

And what are the shows? Somehow I doubt they'll take you to Spamalot. Also: It's the West End, not Broadway. Unless you're stopping off in New York on the way.

[Lyesmith]

Ah, the west end!
It's so much fun, y'know. We saw woman in black, scariest thing ever.

...it's been hours, and i've done NOTHING on my homework. I am a terrible pupil.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Aww. School trips don't look too kindly on crazy Londoners following them around. If there's any chance of meeting up though, I demand you take it!

The Christmas shopping rush isn't so bad unless you're on Oxford St. or thereabouts. Worse on Saturdays or Sundays, the rest of the time it's just regular busy. (probably still insanely busy by normal standards...)

And what are the shows? Somehow I doubt they'll take you to Spamalot. Also: It's the West End, not Broadway. Unless you're stopping off in New York on the way.

Two words: free time.
We can has it.
Concerning the West End/Broadway thing: all streets famous for their shows are actually all one. Like L - Space but for theatres. T - Sapce I suppose.
Also, I'm still suffering from loss of sleep.

@'zira: you're not a terrible pupil, just a very intelligent, normal student. Besides, it's only General Studies, Biology or Lang/Lit. Doubt it'd be Pyschology/Sociology so early.

And I'm still addicted to Run runaway by Slade. Seven times in fourty minutes.
See chameleon lying there in the sun.
Smeg. Draft Personal Statement . . .
mumblegrumblemuttercomplain

[Lyesmith]

Everyone else manages to do their homework!
Well. Maybe not.
But still!
Poor Human Bio. It's the shunned, ugly ginger stepchild of my subjects. But i have Boris Johnson as a teacher!

[Edge]

But i have Boris Johnson as a teacher!

You have no idea how irrationally jealous I am.

It beats even Dr. Bob Dinn!

On another note, I hate the Julio-Claudian dynasty. Their family tree is a lethal weapon! Every adopts their great nephew, then marries him to their own daughter, then adopted great nephew adopts his uncle once-removed...

Gah!

All four of the Julio-Claudian Emperors are related to Augustus in at least three ways. The pain! The agony! The ajbgfgvth...

[Lyesmith]

Well she's not actually Boris Johnson (that would be cool, though.) she just looks and acta like him a bit.

[CurlyKitGirl]

Boris Johnson's hilarious. He won a BAFTA for that episode of HIGNFY he presented; actually I'm very glad I watched that last night because of the numerous quotes which seem so wierd out of context:
"We're stuck in a time loop!"
"We've seen that picture before!"
"Some of us have a life to lead Boris."
Plus I saw the full one hour recording before they edited it down.

See chameleon lying there in the sun.

On another note, I hate the Julio-Claudian dynasty. Their family tree is a lethal weapon! Every adopts their great nephew, then marries him to their own daughter, then adopted great nephew adopts his uncle once-removed...

Gah!

All four of the Julio-Claudian Emperors are related to Augustus in at least three ways. The pain! The agony! The ajbgfgvth...

You want confusing? Try checking out the Family itp thread. So much incest and links.

[FoE]

Why is everyone a catmuffin?

[Lyesmith]

Inbreeding.

[mangosta71]

Why is everyone a catmuffin?

Boredom, mostly.

[CurlyKitGirl]

No; Cat - Muffin is a contagious disease. We planned to have a week to act as a vaccine where everyone or the vast majority became Cat - Muffins to prevent any further catdemics. Sadly, the controlled specimens got loose and we now have a catdemic.
I doubt it'll go away until the end of next month.
Still, it's not a bad disease.

[Lyesmith]

I still say it's inbreeding.
Stop spreading the love, people!
STOP SPREADING THE LOVE!

[Destro_Yersul]

Curly speaks truth.

Also, Destro needs to find himself a new job. Because the one he has is not fun at all. It's also a night job, which makes finding a different job improbably difficult.

Bah.

[Edge]

The Stig is above your petty diseases.

And that's just brought back memories of my last Religion lessons - Richard Dawkins and his genes and memes and...

Ugh.

He's the first guy we've study I've actually wanted to track down and slap. I find him hypocritical and needlessly rude.

Here's hoping that the real firing of the LHC opens a portal to Eberron so we can sick a Pimpforged with a +5 battlefist of backhanding on him.

[CurlyKitGirl]

I still say it's inbreeding.
Stop spreading the love, people!
STOP SPREADING THE LOVE!

Cat - Muffinism is a disease!
The Playground Family is inbreeding at its most refined. If such a thing actually deserves refining.
Which it doesn't.
Even if technically everything is related to every other single thing in the universe.

See chameleon lying there in the sun.

Here we are
Born to be kings
We're the Princes of the Universe
*rock out to Brian May's solo*

[Lyesmith]

Pssh. You think that's bad? I've had This going through my head.
It's making this comparative essay a pain to write, and all.

[Dr. Bath]

It's a disease?! I've been handling these things for days! That wasn't part of the contract! I'M GOING TO SUE!

Boris Johnson creeped out my friend when she was showing him and his daughter around my friend's school. She says he's a perv.

[Ceska]

Aww. School trips don't look too kindly on crazy Londoners following them around. If there's any chance of meeting up though, I demand you take it!

Really? My cousin came to hang out with us on quite a few of those when we went to Vienna. Our arts teacher only wondered why we had one student too much in our group.

[Dallas-Dakota]

Cat-muffins are a disease. What the...I´ve also been treating people for days... I´m with you Bath!

Everyone else manages to do their homework!
Well. Maybe not.
But still!
Poor Human Bio. It's the shunned, ugly ginger stepchild of my subjects. But i have Boris Johnson as a teacher!

I can choose if I want homework or not, which actually decides if get homework or not.

[Dr. Bath]

Really? My cousin came to hang out with us on quite a few of those when we went to Vienna. Our arts teacher only wondered why we had one student too much in our group.

He must be much less suspicious looking than I, I just get told to bugger off.

This is how space should be.

[CurlyKitGirl]

He must be much less suspicious looking than I, I just get told to bugger off.

Well, it'll likely be on school days so you'll be busy any way. And you don't look suspicious. You're just awesome and it shows.

OH, and concerning your Cat - Muffin handling just be glad that it's not permanent or fatal. To Brits at least.

[mangosta71]

The Playground Family is inbreeding at its most refined. If such a thing actually deserves refining.
Which it doesn't.

Exactly. Inbreeding keeps the family tree clean. Let others dilute their genes with the squalid traits of the peasantry! We shall ascend and take our rightful place as masters of the universe!

[Lyesmith]

Exactly. Inbreeding keeps the family tree clean. Let others dilute their genes with the squalid traits of the peasantry! We shall ascend and take our rightful place as masters of the universe!

...Or, you know, undo evolution.

[Trog]

or end up with offspring with *gasp* FIVE fingers! The horror!

[Lyesmith]

...Ew, only 5? That's disgusting!