Ultimate Kaos II: Attack of the Epileptic Koans! [game started, recruiting wait list]

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

I was in fact talking about Xire at the time. If he did anything suspicious, I'd be "back at his throat". My win condition can be perfectly peaceful.

I'm still here! I's still important! The only people my abilities go up against are bloodthirsty lunatics and bad guys.

Fools! ICannotDestroyAnyOfYouSoInsteadIWillSeeYouallInUlt imateChaosHell! But if die I must, I'm wanting to take Murska with me!

[Murska]

Wai me?

I don't want ANYONE to die. You're just one of the few who haven't told me their win conditions yet.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Why do you want to know all the win conditions?

[Murska]

Because knowledge is power!

EDIT: Also, nobody I've contacted has approached me with any info toward my own goal of finding a person with a certain golden pendant so I'm kinda stumped.

[Recaiden]

Lord Fullbladder.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Maybe they think you're trying to kill them?

[edit] Ahem. Hasty actions on my part, it seems. My suspicions are misplaced. But what is Piratemonk up to?

[Murska]

Maybe they think you're trying to kill them?

Why'd they think that?

Seriously. I don't have ANYTHING other than my point with which I could harm anyone, and I don't want anyone to die.

EDIT: To avoid any possible harmful effect for leading a bandwagon against someone with an unknown role, I'll be switching my point at Mustiado.

[Recaiden]

Why'd they think that?

Seriously. I don't have ANYTHING other than my point with which I could harm anyone, and I don't want anyone to die.

Well, the more people die, the fewer are left who could have the thing. Unless you kill the person who has it.

EDIT: Well, Mustiado seems to really be a better choice.

[Lamech]

Umm... Lord Fullbladder, I'm going to have to point at you, for an assortment of reasons.
Piratemonk, anyone have any objections about me lynching him?

[Mustiado]

Um, when the hell did I become an acceptable target? I didn't do nothing to y'all but being inactive for two days. ?:P

Piratemonk to save my arse.

[Reinholdt]

I guess I'll go with PirateMonk and see what happens.

[Griever]

Sure, PirateMonk, whatever.

[TFT]

Hmmm... Mustiado!

[GAThraawn]

Sigh...GAThraawn is befuddled.

GAThraawn points at Piratemonk out of befuddlement.

[Jontom Xire]

Well I'm going to randomly point at someone who isn't under threat.

Eeny-meeny-miney-what? Invisible castle? Errr. ok then.

...

...

...

Invisible Castle says Vampiric gets pointed at.

[Murska]

Piratemonk gets pointed at.

[Mustiado]

So I just had a random thought.

This is ultimate Kaos, right? Who says that pointing at PirateMonk or me and getting a majority means that that person is lynched?

It could be possible he gets a free stack of pancakes.

[detrevnisisiht]

It could be possible he gets a free stack of pancakes.

Only to find that he has no maple syrup.Dun Dun Dun DUuuunnnn.....

[PirateMonk]

So, does anyone have any particular reason to want me dead, or is it an information gathering thing?

[Lamech]

I'm heard that Fullbladder is beast, so I don't want to kill him, but everyone else is free to risk their necks. I guess everyone else must have gotten networked, or some massive behind the scenes plot is forming, and they decided to sacrifice you to the foul diety called Uncle Festy.

[Mustiado]

Hey, there's an idea!

Uncle Festy

[Uncle Festy]

Gah!
Day ends, update coming.

[Uncle Festy]

PirateMonk is deep in meditation on his Pirate ship. On the docks, however, the lynch mob is gathering.
"He's a nasty pirate!"
"He's an annoying monk!"
"He stolded mah cookiez!"
Everyone sorta edges away from the blue furry monster.
"C'mon, let's kill him!"
"But how do we get him to come out?"
"I've got an idea." Mustiado pulls something from behind his back. "Hey, Mister Pirate! Come out and get some Pancakes!"
Mustiado blinks, and the pancakes are gone.
"What? But wouldn't someone have, I don't know, been watching?"
Everyone blinked.
"But – but that doesn't… that doesn't make any –"
EVERYONE BLINKED.
"Ok, ok, yeesh."
"He's a ninja pirate! Burn him! Burn him!"
"… aren't you thinking of witches? Whatever, better him then me."
The mob sets fire to the ship. It burns, and sinks. With no more entertainment in the foreseeable future, the mob dissipates.

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Pirate Monk was lynched. He was a Thief.

Day ends, night begins. Please send in all night actions within the next 24 hours ish. Shoot for the next 20, because I update when I can, and if you wait too close to the end, you might get missed.

[Uncle Festy]

((Quick update, while I have time.))
Murska sat on a rock. "I only want to help people, but everyone thinks I'm a control freak. Why won't anyone accept that I want to help?"
"Because they don't feel like it."
Murska spun around. "What? Who's –" he said, and said no more.

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Murska was killed. He was a Bodyguard.

Night ends, day begins and will end eventually. Get pointing!

[Mustiado]

*blink* This game suddenly became much more serious.

[detrevnisisiht]

Murska was killed.

.....well crap, should I be reassured because the game works like it should(Was confused by all the crazy roles) Or worried because...The game works like it should?

[Uncle Festy]

.....well crap, should I be reassured because the game works like it should(Was confused by all the crazy roles) Or worried because...The game works like it should?

I'm worried that you're worried about that.
…
Should you be worried that I'm worried, or should you be worried that I might just be worried that you've figured me out?

Also, should I not have used the word "worried" so many times in that sentence?

[detrevnisisiht]

I'm worried that you're worried about that.
…
Should you be worried that I'm worried, or should you be worried that I might just be worried that you've figured me out?

Also, should I not have used the word "worried" so many times in that sentence?

*Stab*
Why can't you leave me to a moment of understanding? WHY?

[Reinholdt]

I'm worried that so many people are worried over people who are worried about being worried, but so many more people are not worried about worried people who actually have plenty to worry about.

[GAThraawn]

*ahem*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!