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[Mina Kobold]

about that kobold with a sword in his stomach, it was an error (it's pretty hard to make an army with inkscape)

[Threeshades]

no Vampire I haven't read Draconomnicon since I only have 1 D&D book and they aren't making new ones. but you are speaking about usual kobolds EEEVIL kobolds me and the army is neutral good kobolds from Kerr'tak a city of (normally) peacefull kobolds and gnomes who fled from wars between their races (backstoriffic) we aren't dumb enough to show up before 5th level, and just because a epic level party of kobolds is unusual doesn't mean it don't happens. (oh and checkWotC webside somebody somewhere writes how long kobolds live. they are young adults at the same age as an elf so they aren't short lived. "ghasp" that was a lot.

you still didnt answer my question

[vampire2948]

My apologies, I was mistaken regarding the average length of the kobold lifetime.

Draconomicon is a great book, has a chapter or two on the life, religion, and other notes about the koboldian race.

Meh. Kobolds are usually evil. So...yeah...your statement regarding your alignment with two-too-many-'e''s is kinda irrelevant.

I no longer care about you nor your conflict.
I should get on with drawing my next ABR comic, Sorry TnD, essays are time consuming, especially four of them.


Vampire2948,

[Mina Kobold]

aww don't go Vampire you are fun. you could get a army too please dont be mad. oh and the triple e' have you never tryed speak that way it's FUUUUUUUUN

[Emperor Ing]

Keveak, if your last panel for your latest comic was FFF, i'm pretty certain i'm still unfortunately inside the citadel. With eye-soringly yellow walls. Holding Megadoomer's trial.

[vampire2948]

aww don't go Vampire you are fun. you could get a army too please dont be mad. oh and the triple e' have you never tryed speak that way it's FUUUUUUUUN

My army consists of myself, and four flying-landfish in various states of undeath.
Not much of an army.


Vampire2948,

[Threeshades]

My army consists of myself, and four flying-landfish in various states of undeath.
Not much of an army.


Vampire2948,

My army consists of all the races of the underdark and some evil surface races.

[Nameless]

aww don't go Vampire you are fun. you could get a army too please dont be mad. oh and the triple e' have you never tryed speak that way it's FUUUUUUUUN

[Threeshades]

I was considering doing the same thing. but then i decided to show off with my massive army.

[Nameless]

I was considering doing the same thing. but then i decided to show off with my massive army.

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[The Gremlin]

no Vampire I haven't read Draconomnicon since I only have 1 D&D book and they aren't making new ones. but you are speaking about usual kobolds EEEVIL kobolds me and the army is neutral good kobolds from Kerr'tak a city of (normally) peacefull kobolds and gnomes who fled from wars between their races (backstoriffic) we aren't dumb enough to show up before 5th level, and just because a epic level party of kobolds is unusual doesn't mean it don't happens. (oh and checkWotC webside somebody somewhere writes how long kobolds live. they are young adults at the same age as an elf so they aren't short lived. "ghasp" that was a lot.

Keveak? Look at the map of Avbaroy. You can find a link to it on the first page. Do you see 'Kerr'tak' there? No. Then look at the time line. Do you see 'big war between kobolds and gnomes where bunch of kobolds and gnomes flee'? No.

[Threeshades]

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Ah screw this.

[Nameless]

Ah screw this.

I think I might make an animation of Fun Time.

[The Gremlin]

Also, Beholder, is it really that likely that there'd be a bunch of beholders working together? Don't they despise even the slightest difference? They are Chaotic Evil, after all.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Meh, your little 'war' is is made of phail. [also debatable, since phail isn't actually a word, nor does it describe anything that anything can be made of, like matter.]

Vampire2948,

Are you sure of that?

[Mina Kobold]

@Gremlin Kerr'tak is homebrew and on another plane and there is always war between kobolds and gnomes "gish" read about Garl Glittergold (it's even in god descriptions) he started it.

@Nameless
YAY

[Tiffanie Lirle]

And on the subject of this Beholder / Kobold nonsense. Didn't we have some kind of rule against armies?

Also, your war is entirely pointless, and makes no sense.

[Threeshades]

I think I might make an animation of Fun Time.

Do it! With colors! Fun colors!

[vampire2948]

I am enlightened.

@Gremlin Kerr'tak is homebrew and on another plane and there is always war between kobolds and gnomes "gish" read about Garl Glittergold (it's even in god descriptions) he started it.

Garl = Gnome

Also, isn't it clone week or something? The beholders must all be perfect clones of each other! It all makes sense!

[T-O-E]

I am enlightened.



Garl = Gnome

Also, isn't it clone week or something? The beholders must all be perfect clones of each other! It all makes sense!

Not yet, soon, but not yet.

[Nameless]

Do it! With colors! Fun colors!

In the name of fun! :D

[Fawkes]

I think the plotgoblins might have to step in and eff some ess up.

[Tiffanie Lirle]

I think the plotgoblins might have to step in and eff some ess up.

For the love of the light, bring the plot goblins in. They're way overdue.

Freakin' kobold

[Threeshades]

For the love of the light, bring the plot goblins in. They're way overdue.

Freakin' kobold

As to the lack of plotgoblins lately I will repost an older FFF comic of mine that might explain some things:

[Nameless]

Nuh, I'm likeing this.

[Fawkes]

Also, all armies must be comprised of neutral or antagonistic NPCs.

Existing armies:
Plotgoblin (neutral/antagonist)
Sovice-Tajira-Helinan (antagonist)
Shade (antagonist)
Nightwing Shades (defunct antagonist)
Blauport (defunct)
Dimin (neutral)
Kobolds (god-modding)
Behlders (counter-god-modding)

[Threeshades]

Also, all armies must be comprised of neutral or antagonistic NPCs.

Existing armies:
Plotgoblin (neutral/antagonist)
Sovice-Tajira-Helinan (antagonist)
Shade (antagonist)
Nightwing Shades (defunct antagonist)
Blauport (defunct)
Dimin (neutral)
Kobolds (god-modding)
Behlders (counter-god-modding)

I believe i didnt mention the Shades' all-underdark-and-some-evil-surface-races-army hard enough.

[Mina Kobold]

hey beholder started this i'm counter god-modding

EDIT: @V he punched me for being a kobold.

[Emperor Ing]

hey beholder started this i'm counter god-modding

Actually, no. He's counter-godmodding.

[Nameless]

EDIT: @V he punched me for being a kobold.

Now now, let's not focus on hanging lampshades...