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    Default AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

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    Want to join? Simple::

    1. Wander aimlessly in.
    2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
    3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
    4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
    5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
    6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus the AMEN soul bank for the goodly disinclined.
    7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode!


    And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Coplantor's monkey seens to have failed.

    Good. I didn't get the joke.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    "You know, that first post needs editing. Step 7 should read 'make things a splode'!"

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Quote Originally Posted by Draken View Post
    Coplantor's monkey seens to have failed.

    Good. I didn't get the joke.
    Of course you didn't. You're lame. Clicky the smiley to learn the secret!
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    YAY! I Contributed.


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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    A portal opens up next to DC. Decker's hand poked out of it offers DC a lollipop. "Shh... don't tell Draken." The hand disappears, and the portal closes again.

    The lollipop is orange flavoured. It's not poisoned. Or explosive.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Atomsized looks up at the title. Then he doesn't get it.

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Quote Originally Posted by atomsized View Post
    Atomsized looks up at the title. Then he doesn't get it.
    Haruki a splains, "It's a reference to 'Looking for Group', a webcomic with an Evil character named Richard who burned down an orphanage claiming it was self-defense, since it attacked him first."

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    A WoW reference? Really? Next time someone makes a WoW reference in an AMEN thread title, they are to be banished. Yes, BANISHED! *dropkicks GM in the face* That's what you get!


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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Quote Originally Posted by happyturtle View Post
    A portal opens up next to DC. Decker's hand poked out of it offers DC a lollipop. "Shh... don't tell Draken." The hand disappears, and the portal closes again.

    The lollipop is orange flavoured. It's not poisoned. Or explosive.
    DC takes it.

    Don't tell Draken what?
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    "That I gave you a lollipop."
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    More importantly, GM, you need to add the previous thread into the first post.

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    He is... the most interesting Angel in the world.
    "I don't always keep spreadsheets over crazy voting patterns on the first day. But when I do, I'm the one running the game."


    ~Credit to Skippy for second line.

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    I don't think he'd care... Then again...
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    KR-15 suddenly appears out of nowhere and grabs the lollipop, melts it with his eye laser, then gives it back to DC.

    Evil Laugh: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Ha.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    KR-15, override DC-01, authorization Darkcomet. KR-15, go bother someone else.

    You have been failsafe'd. You must now stop bothering Darkcomet.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    A portal opens up just above KR-15. Like, millimeters above. Boiling hot liquefied lollipop (orange flavoured) pours out from the lollipop factory above, encasing KR-15 in goop.

    "Hey, DC? How many licks does it take to get to the KR-15 centre of a KR-15 pop?"
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    Not going to test that until it cools down, thanks.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Quote Originally Posted by happyturtle View Post
    "Hey, DC? How many licks does it take to get to the KR-15 centre of a KR-15 pop?"
    *twitch* "Resist... must resist... the urge.... to......

    ........OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!"

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    To Decker:

    You got another one of those?

    To Haruki:

    A piece of duct tape flies at Haruki's mouth.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Decker sticks her head out of a portal. "Another what? A finished lollipop, or a cauldron of hot lollipop goop? Yes to the first, no to the second. Unless I find another lollipop factory in another timeline. This one is all out of goop."
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    The finished one. He melted mine.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Decker ducks back into her portal, and returns with a crate full of finished lollipops.

    "I changed my mind. We can still be friends. At least when Draken isn't around trying to destroy you utterly."
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    He seems to have gotten over it. I mean, he didn't even try to kill me again when I tried dropping a huge slab of floor on him. Sock?
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    "No thank you. I found a nice heap of moldy cherry flavouring in the dumpster outside the lollipop factory."
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    Sorry about freaking you out earlier...
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    GM hits KR-15pop into the ceiling causing the candy shatter creating large candy spikes, one of which flies at TPBM

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    The spike is telekinetically caught, and placed down. It works 'cause the a-splode killed Fluffy's telekinetic dampener thingy.

    Don't they ever learn?
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    GM grabs the spike and tosses it into a bag

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    The spike rips through the bag with a little assistance from DC.

    Heh.
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    GM tosses it into a portable hole.

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