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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Frankly, I wasn't expecting that since gumdrops tend to be very very small. About an inch in diameter. Either way, Benny's clone pokes Coplantor with a golem stick. Every prod, the stick yells "POKY!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Umbrella View Post
    Frankly, I wasn't expecting that since gumdrops tend to be very very small. About an inch in diameter. Either way, Benny's clone pokes Coplantor with a golem stick. Every prod, the stick yells "POKY!"
    Stop poking, Im trying to die with some dignity here!
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Haruki lies down on the couch with the TV on.

    "...uh... I'm not feeling so good..."

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    Hey! What's on TV?
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    "And your text color is purple."
    "Argh! She's infecting me! I'm going to turn into some stupid married crybaby who can't keep her alignment straight! KILL ME NOW!!!!!"
    My avatar! Isn't it just utterly diabolical? Ashen Lilies made it!

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    I'll help you.

    Coplantor ate her head.
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    "Behave, you..." Darius dashes out from a nearby shadow and kicks coplantor in the groin. "Carefull, he's going fetal." Darius steps over him and sits down by a fireplace.
    "The quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach...in a quick upward motion."



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    Decker runs around in circles like a chicken swan with her head cut off.
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    The difference between Baldrick and Benny is that Benny's cunning plan would work. Deckers head regrows suddenly. That's probably because Benny does experiments on AMENites in their sleep.

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    Coplantor, still fetal with a smashed groin says:

    Hi Darius, long time no see, huh?
    Look at that, she's running headless, oh, wait, fun just got spoiled, silly Benny and his silly experiments


    *POP*

    Coplabtor's head turned into a duck (A full duck, not a duck's head)
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    Decker swan flirts with Coplantor's duck head.
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    Heh, How you're doin'?
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    Sane.... isn't the word I'd use with you, Coplantor. Or myself, in fact. With myself, I'd say obssessive. With you, I'd say.... Coplantor.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Haruki-kun View Post
    Haruki lies down on the couch with the TV on.

    "...uh... I'm not feeling so good..."
    "YES! We finally corrupted Haruki!"
    Uncle runs over to Haruki, pulling a stack of items from his pocket. "Here's your "Evil and Proud of It!" button, your "I Was An Angel, I Fell From Grace, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt" T-shirt, your application form for Babyholics Anonymous" Uncle trails off. "Who, me? Preparing for this day ever since Haruki joined AMEN? Never!"
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
    Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Festy View Post
    "Your application form for Babyholics Anonymous"[/COLOR]"
    ". . .

    Wait, Haruki's addicted to babyhol?"
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    The potion starts acting up again, Haruki falls off the couch and stays on all fours on the ground. His expression seems to be changing. It looks like his face is getting red.

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    Haruki! People! Gah! We need a defibrillator thingy mcbob!
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Haruki suddenly starts getting up. "I'm... I'm.... I'm..... GUH...!"

    He turns to look at Atomsized. His face is completely changed.

    "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!"

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    Atomsized suddenly finds himself lazored to oblivion.
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    Uncle sidles away from Haruki, stuffing his pamphlets back in his pocket. "Oookay. That's not disturbing."
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Haruki's face returns to normal.

    "Whoa... what the... what was THAT???"

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    AHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Atomsized eyes (and the rest of him) are burned to oblivion. Which is actually somewhere, because he then drops back into candyland. There is sees the gingerbread man with a knife in his arm.

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    Vespe quickly springs into action with the Babelfish gun.

    Haruki's words change to I PLACE FIRES AT MAY LAZOR!

    Haruki will find himself on fire.
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    Atomsized returns to the base from the candyland portal. As a baby. He still keeps all his talking abilities.

    Geez, something weird keeps happening every time i end up in there.....

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    There is a click, and suddenly Fullbladder is pointing an antique revolver at Haruki's head. In the time it takes to look towards the goblin, a dusty old army helmet materializes on his head, and his beard warps back into five o-clock shadow.

    "I will not subject the people of this base to such a monster. I elect to kill you you first, before it manifests again."

    He smiles a crooked smile, and begins to monologue how he has prepared for this day, as he has prepared to kill all AMENites.
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    "GAH!"

    Haruki runs around trying to get the fire off. The Lazor, however, does not seem to be reacting enough for him to fire at Vespe, so he simply runs around in flames, looking desperately for help.

    As a last resort, he starts banging the Fourth Wall.

    "WHAT??? I'm busy!"

    "HALP! HALP!!! I'M ON FIRE!!!"

    "So what? I thought you had some Angelic resistance to fire?"

    "I HAD... oh.............. right.........."

    Still on fire, Haruki walks to the couch and sits, patting Vespe on the back with his hand, which is still in flames.

    EDIT:

    AND THEN he's killed by Fullbladder's bullet.

    EDIT 2: No, wait, no he's not. Misread. Bullet hasn't been fired. I should probably try sleeping sometime.
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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Atomsized then crawls up to his 4th wall and starts banging on it.

    Get. Me. Out. Of. Here. Now.

    But....but....i can't resist!

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    Vespe stops.

    And before he drops or rolls, his player leaps in. Stop! Hammertime!

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    GM walks into the base Interesting. how did you manage to do that hmm? he seems to be asking Haruki's player

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

    Quote Originally Posted by Vespe Ratavo View Post
    Vespe stops.

    And before he drops or rolls, his player leaps in. Stop! Hammertime!

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    "Er... well, it involved Inkscape on my side. Dunno about the character..."

    "What the heck???" asks Haruki, "it was supposed to be a harmless chemistry set! Where do these things come fr-- FIRE MAH LAZOR! BLAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

    Haruki Lazors Festy. "Oh... uhm... sorry! "
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    "Stop it! I want to get through the story of how I preapred to kill you all in the event of it being necessary before I can kill you!"

    Fulllbladder begins to sweat.

    "Oh, screw it."

    And then he shoots Haruki in the head.
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