AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder stops in mid-air.

"Oh. Implosion. Right, got it."

The blood disappears, as do the myriad papercuts. Then the goblin resumes his trajectory, smashing hands-and-teeth first into the floor. The resultant bloody gums do not make up for the retcon of the previous blood.

He shakes a fist at DC and starts looking for a gun.

"Stranger things have happened, Coplantor," he says as he searches the room for firearms. "You want maybe a genderbend to help it on it's way?"

[Darkcomet]

DC floats faster than Fullbladder to wherever the guns are.

An army of floating guns are now pointing at him.

Freeze!

[Coplantor]

..."Stranger things have happened, Coplantor," he says as he searches the room for firearms. "You want maybe a genderbend to help it on it's way?"

Well, considering that Im giving birth right now, I dont see it necesary.

Coplantor starts having seizures, colapses and throws up an egg.

[Darkcomet]

You want me to implode that?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Hey, DC, you wouldn't shoot, would you? This is my last organic body, unless I can dig some out of storage. Yes? No?"

Fullbladder puts his hands up, then looks over at Coplantor.

"Dear lord he's a Yoshi."

[Haruki-kun]

Not now that you announced it.

"I was being sarcastic by merely pointing out that we do, in fact, have a poster for the situation."

[Darkcomet]

"Hey, DC, you wouldn't shoot, would you? This is my last organic body, unless I can dig some out of storage. Yes? No?"

Fullbladder puts his hands up, then looks over at Coplantor.

"Dear lord he's a Yoshi."

DC ponders this for a second.

He then blows off Coplantor's head and Fullbladder's body.

Have fun.

[Coplantor]

Coplantor wakes up, slowly, he goes to the kitchen and takes his time to prepare a coffe, he wonders as the water boils, what is going to happen to him this day, what new marvels the universe is yet to unveil to him. Once the coffee is ready, he gets a cup and takes a deep breath...

Then throws that thing towards DC!

Gosh! I for a moment there I forgot were I was and who I am! Yuk, no coffee here! Wait... Huh...

He looks at the egg...

Is that... what I think it is?

[Darkcomet]

It flies back at the newly-cloned Coplantor.

No.

It's worse.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"It's yer own little baby," Fullbladder grunts, the dead Coplantor's hands afixing the goblin head to the swashbuckler's corpse's neck.

"You have no fashion sense," he adds blandly.

[Coplantor]

No fashion sense you say? Ha! I might have a lack of a lot of things! An evil lair, a new mercedes, a functional mind, a fashion sense! But candies? I AM FULL OF THEM!!!!

Oh and, what should I do with my baby? I mean, he/she is too... spherical...

Great new body you have by the way, say, can you give me back the things on my pockets?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"They are MY POCKETS NOW, Yoshi! MINE!"

[Coplantor]

"They are MY POCKETS NOW, Yoshi! MINE!"

Coplantor's facial expression changes from his regular twitch to that of Luke Skywalker's when hee knew the truth about his father
GhhnmmmnnNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


What about the one on the inside?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"There's one on the inside? Yeah, you can have the stuff in that one back," Fullbladder responds, checking for the aforementioned pocket.

He empties it's contents unceremoniously on the floor.

[Coplantor]

Ha ha ha! You fool! You've given back my wallet to me! Mbwahahaha! Now, with this alligator leather wallet back in my possession I can... I can... Why do I have this thing again?

Hey, If we cast resurrection on my dead body, wich is now your dead body, only that is completly functional again, what do you think would happen?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Either my neck will fuse to your spinal cord, forcing me to wear your damnable corpse for gods-know-how-long, or a new Coplantor-head will sprout under my head, and I'll pop off like a zit."

[Coplantor]

Sounds like fun to me! But where am I going to get a divine caster this late?

[Goblin Music]

Why do you need one of those? GM is standing behind Coplantor

[Coplantor]

Gha! Just dont sneak on me like that! I need one of those to make a little experiment on lord foolbladder's new body wich happens to be my old one Coplantors eye drop off.

[sheepofoblivion]

Sheep looks around, and slices the coplantor/fullbladder's head off.

I was actually going to say I was bored, but then I realized where I was...

[Boo]

He then looks back out and sees Paddington stab Benny.

That... That... That makes no sense whatsoever.

Assumptions.

And Haruki, I didn't say that awful word. Instead I said a phrase that says it in a more creative fashion. It's much better, and everyone is satisfied with Benny being killed. Right? Right.

Paddington was not whistling nonchalantly because of Benny. Oh, no. He was whistling nonchalantly because he recently placed several explosives inside Saurous' room because he's not in AMEN at the moment. Benny was probably stabbed by an NPC or something. It can happen. Anyways, another Benny exits from his labs and hops onto Paddingtons shoulders. Paddington then flies around like a rocketship. Well, if a rocketship was a bear that runs around and makes engine sounds.

[happyturtle]

"BORED!"

Decker opens a portal to the Elemental Plane of Itching Powder right over the head of whoever posts next.

[Shas aia Toriia]

O hai guys.

Gak! There's powder! And it keeps trying to itch me! Sure, it feels good 'cause I've got a few musquito bites, but still!

[Darkcomet]

DC laughs. He then spreads the itching powder onto Benny, Paddington, and Coplantor.

[Coplantor]

Hahaha! Jokes on you you weak minded fool! Itching is a part of the arcane ritual to become a were platypus, right now, you helped me to get one step closer to world domination. Mbwahahahaha! Take this, all of you!!!! Coplantor starts shooting color rays everywhere! Blue ones makes you itchy! Red ones makes you frisky! Yellow ones turns you into a man eating cow and purple ones traps you for an unknown ammount of time in a pocket dimension INSIDE MY MIND!!! Next one to post gets the... Rolls a dice... RED ONE!

[Darkcomet]

DC rips the nearest mirror off the wall and reflects the ray back at Coplantor.

Calling your attacks? Bah.

[Coplantor]

I feel frisky...
This gives me an idea, just keep that mirror there, Im going to shoot a purple beam and see what happens once Im trapped in my own mind! I bet there are chocolates there! OK, Im shooting!

[Lord Magtok]

Magtok pops out of a hat, with a happy grin on his face as he enters the main room.

Hey everybody! Today I got to be a killer Mag-in-a-box in GLoG.

That's right. Elsewhere, I got to be a killer Mag-in-a-box. Shooting Fanboy repeatedly in the chest. I'd like to thank Shas for my inspiration, my lovely assistant Rabbit for making this all possible, and you all for being such a lovely audience.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go recharge my awesome. And before you say anything, no, I have no ego problems, don't be ridiculous.

The triumphant cyborg then proudly glides to his room.

[Darkcomet]

DC continues holding the mirror.

To Magtok: I saw it, in fact.

DC motions to a mini television over his left eye.

Nice work.

[Shas aia Toriia]

Gak, Magtok!
Stop interfering with my insidious plots!
Also, stop being so awesome!