AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[sheepofoblivion]

... what's wrong with kool-aid?

lemme rephrase that, that's wrong with the Kool-Aid man, apart from being a little annoying?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder looks at the book.

"It will do."

He puts on a ReBoot badge and squeezes a gallbladder hanging from a string in the corner. With that, he vanishes.

[Coplantor]

Fullbladder looks at the book.

"It will do."

He puts on a ReBoot badge and squeezes a gallbladder hanging from a string in the corner. With that, he vanishes.

Now I'll have some time to sneak into his room!

Coplantor laughs in a ay too ridiculous to transcribe, and he seems unaware that fullbladder is smart enough to leave the door to his room trapped while he's out on another timeline.

Dude, hey you, narrator! You better do a better job or I'll hire the narrator of the superfriends!

[sheepofoblivion]

I feel ignored...

to remedy this, sheep takes out a very large assault rifle, a sword, and starts playing the MGS4 theme. He then begins to attack people out of complete boredom.

[CommodoreFluffy]

The commodore joins him.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Now I'll have some time to sneak into his room!

Coplantor laughs in a ay too ridiculous to transcribe, and he seems unaware that fullbladder is smart enough to leave the door to his room trapped while he's out on another timeline.

Dude, hey you, narrator! You better do a better job or I'll hire the narrator of the superfriends!

It's not really overly trapped. Well, it is, but not by AMEN standards. But it isn't completely tied to this multiverse. Besides, that door's fake, anyway. The only way in is through the air--I've said too much. Goodbye!

[Lex-Kat]

The Onion rolls back in. He has a sign that reads: Do not eat the Onion. He is here on a secret mission.

[Coplantor]

It's not really overly trapped. Well, it is, but not by AMEN standards. But it isn't completely tied to this multiverse. Besides, that door's fake, anyway. The only way in is through the air--I've said too much. Goodbye!

Mmm, a brick wall behind a door, classic.

[Lex-Kat]

The Onion rolls over to Coplanter. Have you seen anyone suspicious around here?

[Boo]

Benny hops down to where the onion is. "You're the most suspic... susp... suspicy thingy here!"

[Lex-Kat]

Really? I thought I was rather inconspicuous.

The Onion rolls under Benny. Have you seen anything else, suspicious? Be honest now? It's important.

[Coplantor]

Benny hops down to where the onion is. "You're the most suspic... susp... suspicy thingy here!"

I agree with the kid! I mean, a talking onion is not something you see every day (and your player is lex kat), now, a talking cabbage is a whole new business, I rememer when I went to the talking cabbage far, my mom used to...bla...bla...bla...

A few hours lateley

...And that's why you should never bath a dog ina bathtub full of radioactive mayonaisse. Anyway, yeah, you are souspicious.

[Boo]

Benny takes a syringe and injects the onion with it. Escaping from the syringe isn't likely since, well, you're an onion. The onion will grow hooves, and a tail, then after several minutes will be morphed into a cow completely. "Much wess suspicy!"

[Coplantor]

Much less indeed. But what are we going to do if it turns out to be one of those "holly cows"?

[happyturtle]

One of the screens activates to show Decker in a GLoG holding cell. "Hey guys? I'm totally bored. Can you come and get me? Please? I can't get my portals to work."

[Coplantor]

Are you telling me to go to GLoG's base, a place where no goddmoding fades and rescue you? What do I get?

[happyturtle]

"Um... you get to break into GLoG?" "And, um, I'll stop stealing your socks?"

[Coplantor]

Well, breaking into GLoG sounds promising, as well as keeping my feet warm... OK I think I'll do it. But I need a distraction to enter.

[happyturtle]

"I know! The camerazards! Tell them to do something distracting!"

[Coplantor]

What? Send the camerazards towards GLoG's base? That is so crazy that it might just work.

[Coplantor]

Are you still here Decker? I just send a package to GLoG with a camera and a portal disguised as a teddy bear on the inside, I'll just go through it and rescue you.

[happyturtle]

"The camerazards are already inside GLoG. I got myself captured so they could slip through the portal while I was being dragged off to jail. I thought I could portal right back out, but they have these dimension lock thingies."

[Coplantor]

Dimension lock? Change of plan, I'll run like an idiot towards GLoG's base creating a distraction, hold the door open and the you run as fast as you can to the outside and then teleport back here.

[happyturtle]

"Dude... I'm LOCKED in a CELL. I can't run anywhere."

[Coplantor]

Re change, I run like an idiot carrying a lot of bombs, break your cell and then use the poer of the explosion to propell us to the outside.

[happyturtle]

"Yaaaay!"

[Coplantor]

Good! Now I get to run like an idiot, make things explode, save the girl/thing and get out of the place like a bad action movie star from the ninties!

[Darkcomet]

"NOOOOOOOO! My camerazards! My WOPR! Do you have any idea how many dimensions I had to go through to find a Joshua that hadn't already been taught mutual destruction?!"

Fullbladder screams at Darkcomet, not knowing about the EVE. computer.

It wasn't me! Someone else did it!

DC turns to the Decker-screen.

I tossed in a lockpick for you. Invisible guy was me.

[happyturtle]

On the viewscreen Decker giggles. She has a badly wounded Coplantor in the holding cell with her now. "I don't know how to pick locks. But it was still fun. They still keep checking my DNA though. They think I'm going to turn into some doctor lady."

[Darkcomet]

Dammit.

Then he looks through the records.

Oh crap. Is Coplantor alright? He might be able to pick locks. If not I'm going to have to get the N-Slayers to let me in again.