AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Coplantor]

A new coplantor walks in

I hate psions, anyway, I wonder how high/low my power level is?

It seems like no one cleaned or fixed Coplantor's clone machine since he left, because his clones are still coming out with minor defects, fo exapmle this one has a butt instead of a right hand... Lets see what happens when he founds out! Tee hee.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I cin fix that, you know," Fullbladder comments blandly as he passes Coplnator on his way to the mosnter hunt, ignoring the Benny on his shoulders.

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep takes out a small laser pointer, making swirling patters all over the walls, obviously bored out of his mind.

[Coplantor]

Good! Let the hunt begin!

Coplantor points forward with his ass-hand

Wow, this is not how I remember it... WAIT! If this is here, where is my... oh.

[Haruki-kun]

I hate psions, anyway, I wonder how high/low my power level is?

"It's... it's..... it's..... IT'S OV--"

Haruki's Player whacks the Angel over the head, ties him up and gags him.

"Meme usage limited to once a day, thank you."

[Darkcomet]

Psion? Afraid not. No mind-reading powers here.

Darkcomet does not enjoy looking at Coplantor's ass-hand, so he dumps Coplantor in the incinerator and fixes his cloning machine.

[Coplantor]

Psion? Afraid not. No mind-reading powers here.

Darkcomet does not enjoy looking at Coplantor's ass-hand, so he dumps Coplantor in the incinerator and fixes his cloning machine.

New clone:

Yay, thanks. Could've been done less painfully and more messy. As a sign of gratitude, I'll give you this!

He hands a deep fried monkey placenta on a babed wire to DC

I made it myself! The barbed wire is the best part!

Starts eating.

[Darkcomet]

....

No thanks.

[Coplantor]

Oh, come on! It tastes good! It tastes just like my neighbour!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"You frighten me.

"We'll need bait to bring out the beast. DC! Come along."

[Coplantor]

Indeed, but what can lure a wereclown to one of your (probably) excelent traps? What is that wich clown desires more than anything else? Power? Money? Fame? Celine Dione?

[Boo]

Benny throws a bucket of clown make-up at DC's face.

[Coplantor]

There it is! CHARGE!!!!!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I was rather insinuating that DC would be the bait."

Fullbladder looks around, confused.

[Boo]

"I thought the cwown make-up would hewlp him be the bait."

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I know, but our Ahab seems to be out of his nut."

[Boo]

"...As per usual." Paddington nods in agreement to both Fullbladder, and Benny.

[Coplantor]

What are yu doing? The clown was here a few seconds ago! He was hiding behind the now transvestite DC!

Wait, I just remember something important, M.Platypus and Mr.Waffles are in my room since I went on vacations, I hope they're alright, Im too busy too check on them right now.

EDIT: OH, and mr.Fullbladder, another classic literature reference and you'll be listening ABBA for the rest of your life!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Right. Let's find the wereclown. I propose that we take DC, tie him to the floor, and put a 'Make Me Laugh' sign next to him. Then we hide in a High-Hide (it hides you up high) and shoot at the first thing to enter and look at DC funny."

"No more classic literature references? But then what will I do with my time?"

[Coplantor]

A capital idea, if this were some sort of formal organization, you'll be the second in charge, now, let's set the trap.

EDIT: OK, you can kepp your literature references.

[Phase]

Phase only catches a snippet of the conversation.

"What? Whales? The Walruses have all the whales domesticated. Ahab was excuted along with Muldoon..."

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Wait, you killed Muldoon? How could you?"

Fullbladder finishes strapping DC to the floor, then climbs into the High Hide.

[Coplantor]

Wait for me! Say, after we finish this... Can we write "CHA" with a giant laser on Phase's face?

[Boo]

"I think we should write Open Bar on his head!"

Yes, I got the Tick reference. I don't think Benny did.

[Darkcomet]

DC dumps a bucket of water on his own face and wipes off the clown makeup.

((Now stop messing with him, I have to go to sleep.))

[CommodoreFluffy]

The Commodore sighs, and pulls the Gauss gun from his back, sheathing his katana, and says
Время умереть, капиталистическая шлачка.
as he charges the capacitor banks.

...

Yes, I'm aware that I just spoke Russian, do you have a problem with that?

[Boo]

Should we? This isn't a Bond film, so why would we have a problem with people speaking Russian?

[CommodoreFluffy]

Потому что вы ВСЯ КАПИТАЛИСТИЧЕСКАЯ ШЛАЧКА!!!
...
I mean...No reason

[Boo]

Because I love you!!!
...
Я подразумеваю... Никакая причина

Oh... well... that's great...

[Goblin Music]

Did you know that i have a blaster pointing at you right now? GM is saying this to Commodore.