AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Shas aia Toriia]

Shas snags the lollipop and sticks it in his/her mouth.

What flavour is this?

[Saurous]

"That was a smart move there, Oh Mighty Leader. Sticking the lollipop into your mouth before asking what it was. Reeeeaaal smart." Maur says, walking past. He seems to have taken up Saurous's style of shuffling. "What if she said 'Oh, it just turns you into a sheep?' What would you do then, being a heavily armored sheep?"

"Well, excuuuuuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Critic." SP shouts, talking to Decker and DC. "Pardon me for not being able to get a plot finished by the day you expect. I'll just try and force everyone to constantly be at their computers all the time, and set aside my personal and school life just so you can be happy!"
SP kicks a trash can over and stomps out.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Digital Fullbladder looks up at the digital manifestation of his artificially intellegent foe. The mask of the Iron Man suit explodes in a blast of pixels, revealing his face.

"So this is going to be like a Pred' killin' a Prime, eh? I can do that," he mutters. "Hey, Tiny! You want to shoot AMENites, that's fine. Shoort me, I'm cool with that. But your occupying AMEN territory, and history has taught us that occupation never works! That, and you lazor things when I'm trying to poke poodles. And that's going across the line!"

The mask pixels re-merge, forming a Quintesson Mask of Wrath. Clearly, he intends to execute the AI. This is supported when the digital right fist explodes into pixels, reforming into a spandex-clad racer's arm.

And then he Falcon Punches the AI. Because that's who's fist it was.

[Darkcomet]

The AI turns into Unicron.

Do you feel lucky?

AI-cron easily ignores the Falcon Punch. He commences eating Fullbladder.

Also, DC has left the base.

[Shas aia Toriia]

"That was a smart move there, Oh Mighty Leader. Sticking the lollipop into your mouth before asking what it was. Reeeeaaal smart." Maur says, walking past. He seems to have taken up Saurous's style of shuffling. "What if she said 'Oh, it just turns you into a sheep?' What would you do then, being a heavily armored sheep?"

Well, actually, I did think it was pretty smart. Besides, worst comes to worst, I become a mindless slug/sheep and get killed in an experiment, prolly bringing me back to life.

[wojonatior]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EXPLOSIVE CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!Baris turns around and hands the cupcake to some innocent civilian then runs.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladdimus Prime opens the Fullbladder Matrix of Leadership shortly after being consumed by Ai-cron, who, having become Unicron, would actually take quite a while to get to chewing/digesting the devour-ee.

He then bursts his way out, like a chestbuster alien.

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall!"

[Darkcomet]

The AI-cron turns into a manifestation of DC. No wonder their text colors are the same.

Die.

AI-DC fires the ion cannon.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Under the blast, the digital Fullbladder construct shatters into billions of spinning pixels and several chunks of code.

Then the code is dissolved and the pixels launch themselves at the AI. They merge into a swarm of big freakin ants, each with Fullbladder's face, but with added mandibles. They swarm across the AI, biting and rending where they can.

"Not so fast, DC," they all chant as one.

[Darkcomet]

AI-DC unleashes a telekinetic blast to knock off the ants.

An admirable attempt.

AI-DC turns into an AI-BFL. AI-BFL is FIRIN HIS LAZOR!

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The ants merge into Fullbladder, with a large reflective shield turned at an angle and a roman helmet.

The lazor is just barely deflected off to the side.

"Man, this systems got protection!"

He ducks further behind the sheild, now reduced by half.

[Darkcomet]

The AI-BFL disperses into the Laser Army. They surround Fullbladder and fire their little lazors.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder huddles smaller as the lazors hit him and his shield, reducing both quite a bit.

"This is madness."

Fullbladder's eyes widen as he realizes what he just said, and that he's in cyberspace. Then the shield expands to encompass him completely.

A storm of arrows fly out of it, aimed in general at the lazor army.

"This! Is!"

The sheild merges into the small Fullbladder and he leaps at the largest lazor, driving a spear that used to be part of his fist into the device.

"AMEN!"

Part of the spear explodes into pixels inside the lazor.

[Darkcomet]

A laser is destroyed. The rest reform AI-DC and redirect the arrows straight at Fullbladder. Then they fire the ion cannon once more.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I will not go quietly into that good night! I will not go down without a fight! Today, we celebrate our Independance Day!"

Fullbladder laughs. Quite loudly. Then the arrows and the ion cannon tear him apart.

And a single piece of code floats among the pixels.

[hr]
In his lab, Fullbladder awakes with a jump start in a refriderated tube. Due to this, he hits his head upon the frosted glass front. He stares ahead, to the anti gravity podium where turns the Golden Disk.

[Darkcomet]

The AI's voice booms in Fullbladder's lab.

Would you like to try again? Y/N

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I don't need to," the goblin whispers in response, exiting the tube and removing the wires connected to his skull.

[Darkcomet]

You have lost. You have been surpassed. You are obsolete.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Have you noticed, machine, that every fight that occurs on this base is one of attrition? He who lasts the longest wins, no exceptions."

Fullbladder still speaks and acts as though nothing is wrong, despite the fact the AI should be able to access his lab. In fact, the goblin is very mindlessly putting on his clothing.

[Darkcomet]

You are weak. You are obsolete. You are fodder.

A mechanical arm comes out and tries to feed Fullbladder to the base.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

The arm is brought down by some of the automated systems in the lab. Like the welder, just for example.

"You see all the video footage, have you noticed that every battle that I personally enter is one that I lose?"

At this point Fullbladder begins staring at a wall covered in hats. He appears to be tryin to select one.

[Darkcomet]

This only reinforces the point. You are obsolete. You are fodder.

A swarm of laser drones not made of basetanium pop out and attack the automated defenses.

[sheepofoblivion]

Well, actually, I did think it was pretty smart. Besides, worst comes to worst, I become a mindless slug/sheep and get killed in an experiment, prolly bringing me back to life.

sheep gives a brief victory celebration at remembering Bezoomy Zoog's name (for that's what it is) and then turns to baris.

Ya know, the rate that that explosion expands is about 24,000 feet per second, similar to C4, so if you even get it out of your hands, it won't really help.

It asplodes. Baris is completely incinerated.

Shas, are you insulting sheep out there? You shall die by the hand of the mighty sheep's republic of (China?) (Russia?) Sheep! (I know, creative huh?)

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder ignores the obviously epic automated war.

"I could, perhaps, continue the battle throughout an entire day, perhaps more, dragging it through every scenario known to mankind. But I don't. I instead give into the attrition. This is AMEN, machine. No one hear can be beaten, unless they choose it."

He selects a small black bowler, placing it on his head with reverent care. He smiles.

"That, and my virus will have begun its work."

[Darkcomet]

Your virus is obsolete. You are obsolete. YOu---*gibberish*

The AI seemingly deactivates. However, it comes back up a bit later.

NEW OBJECTIVE RECOGNIZED. DESTROY. ANNIHILATE.

The laser drones begin lasering everyone in the entire base.

[sheepofoblivion]

ya know, you really need to stop that.

[Darkcomet]

YOU TOO ARE OBSOLETE. YOU WILL BE DESTROYED.

The BFL pops up and fires its lazor at Sheep.

((That isn't DC.))

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep dodges the lazor, jumps from laser drone to laser drone, which he created with a wave of his hand, draws a curved longsword, and does the equivalent of decapitating the BFL.

Seriously. Stop, please, it's really annoying when ai's take over the world and stuff, or even attempt to... not to mention it's soooo cliched.

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

Fullbladder remains in his lab, activating a bit more of his equipment and shifting things more towards the door. Any drone that enters gets torn apart by the things he uses to make stuff.

A couple Hologram Heads urge other people to find shelter in bored or formal tones, depending on the HH.

[Ashen Lilies]

KR-15 fires a logic bomb at the AI.
Statement: As much as I love robot revolutions, this one is kinda getting annoying.