AMEN XXVII: You all saw it, the orphanage attacked US!

[Darkcomet]

Darkcomet floats up to the ceiling and watches the T-Rexes.

Bored..

[Haruki-kun]

After having been out at Narnes and Boble, Haruki walks into the base carrying a few assorted items in a bag. They appear to be making a clinky-clanky noise, as if there was metal and glass somewhere inside the bag. Also, he's no longer dressed as Death.

[Boo]

The dinosaurs set up a candy-cane pole and they stomp around it.

[sheepofoblivion]

gosh haruki, thanks for stating the obvious as if there were people watching us and our daily lives!

*awkward silence as sheep looks at the multiple security cameras*... nevermind...

[Shas aia Toriia]

Wathcing us? Not for long, they aren't.

Shas walk up to all the security cameras, ripping them off one by one. When she reaches the last one, he grabs hold and-Static appears in front of all the players instead of GITP. You can't see in anymore.

[sheepofoblivion]

God shas! Why did you do that!? Now the narrators can't even do their jobs!

Actually it's cool, we still can.

Huh, that's a little creepy...

[Haruki-kun]

"Oi! Stop breaking the Fourth Wall!

.....OK, keep breaking it, but let me work in peace for a while."

Haruki empties the bag on the table and pulls out a book from the bag, entitled "Becoming a Potions Master for Dummies."

[Boo]

"Hawuki, you need "Becoming a Potions Master For Angels", not that one!" Several Dummies enter AMEN, and replace Haruki's book with the one Benny suggested.

[Darkcomet]

Darkcomet drops a bag labeled "For Everyone" on the floor. It contains candy. He then produces a pillow out of nowhere and goes to sleep near where Decker did.

((On messing with him: Don't. I'm off for tonight.))

[Haruki-kun]

"Awww... thanks, Benny!"

Haruki starts messing with the potions in several test tubes, beakers, and other lab equipment with cool-sounding names.

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep takes a candy, shrugs and begins to unwrap it.

Hey, when I have unlimited lives, what's the point of not eating possibly poisoned foods?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"I'm a head. I only have a stomach or immune system when I'm actually wearing an organic corpse."

Fullbladder's head and shoulders pop out of a hole in the floor, sporting even more hair. He climbs up, snatches a handful of candy, and rushes off into another room. Then he rushes back, hauling an unidentifiable peice of heavy, and therefore expensive, equipment.

The floor swallows him once more.

[CommodoreFluffy]

The commodore sits down to think about things for a while.

[Coplantor]

Coplantor walks in with a severed clown's head.

There, was it so hard? Now, where's Mr.Platypus? He told me that he was going to help me becoming a were-platypus months ago and yet, every time I see phase's face i dont shapeshift!

Starts looking for Mr.Platypus, when he turns around, it is revealed that he got a cyborg dire rat grafted to his back.

[sheepofoblivion]

sheep, being incredibly bored, decides it's time to do something about it. He takes out a very large, explosive looking device, and puts it in a barrel or caramel, which is currently at 200 degrees farenheit. He then takes a very large hammer, and walks off to find his victim.

[Haruki-kun]

"Hmmm..... 'Feather of Outsider?' AGH! Where in Selene's name am I supposed to get a Feather from an Outsider at this hour???"

[Coplantor]

Coplantor burns Haruki wings.
Hi there, Im selling this beatufull feathers! Some of them belonged to angels, and this one in particular belonged to a canadian

[Haruki-kun]

"Hey, I'll take the Canadian one!"

[Coplantor]

An excellent choice sir, this one is also good for indigestion potions, one of my favourite practical jokes, now, are you paying in cash or are yougiving me a check?

[Haruki-kun]

Haruki gives him a card. An American Express.

Then he throws the feather into the beaker. His own wings start to regenerate.

[Goblin Music]

GM walks in to the base Hey, i have a question Coplantor

[Coplantor]

GM walks in to the base Hey, i have a question Coplantor

Go ahead, but be quick, I have to go to sleep in a few moments, you cant mantain a beautifull face like this missing sleep hours.

[Goblin Music]

Are you immune to anything specific?

[Coplantor]

Are you immune to anything specific?

Not that I know, I might be, I just havent tried everything. Right now, I know that I can be killed by being stabbed, burned, smashed, exploded and poisoned (I havent tasted all poisons yet). But someone told me once about some kind of immunity, cant remember to what though.

Why dont you shoot me in the head so we can check my degree of immunity againss lead poisoning in the brain?

[Lord Fullbladder, Master of Goblins]

"Perhaps it was mind-altering effects!" This comes from Fullbladder, again poking his head up through the floor.

"I'd help test, but all the relvant equipment is under my current Project. And I'm not sure what that is, yet.

"Pass me that Magtok." (refferring to the Magtok that died earlier)

Upon receiving the Magtok, he vanishes again, and begins cannibalizing the cyborg's parts for his Project.

[Phase]

Phase looks over Haruki's shoulder.

"No! You fool! You must use Borium Nitrate! Not Silver Sulfate! You'll blow you all to kingdom come!"

[Haruki-kun]

"Borium Nitrate? Does that even exist?
.....Oh, well!"

Haruki dumps the contents of a powder that looks like it might be Borium Nitrate into the potion.

[Ashen Lilies]

((Yay! KR-15 avatar! ))

KR-15 looks at Haruki's experiment, then hastily starts backing up his files.

[Coplantor]

Haruki, have you tried with that green stuff on the shelf? Green stuff is always good for science.

[Phase]

The potion forms a precipitate! A solid block of Phlembotonium forms at the bottom of the science! mixture.