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[praguepride]

I dunno know abou the rest of you, but going from pixie straight to dwarf in the playground?? That's a pretty big gap. There should at least be haflings in the playground, maybe goblins. And then between dwarf and barbarian we could have human, elf...maybe not elves, but then like, gnolls in the playground... maybe i'm just too much of a dork. Anyway, any responses?

[White Blade]

Yeah, your weird.

[Edalmri]

Wait, you have a problem with the pixie -> dwarf thing but not the barbarian rank? It's not even a race!

[RawBearNYC]

The Message Board sofware only allows 5 rankings, so you'll have to live with the big jump, sorry.

[SalSar_Thiran]

Well could they all be races then? I mean you are pixie then dwarf then (I guess) a dwarf barbarian then an ogre then (logically) Giant.

[White Blade]

Actually, there is supposed fifth level for those of us mere mortals who reach it, which happens to be a mission of mine. I just hope I get there first, then I can request the giant proclaim the new rank in the FAQ, and let me brag about it on an exclusive thread... or he could just put my name in the FAQ I'm not picky ;)

[clarkcd]

then (logically) Giant.

Aparently you didn't use logic since you failed to realize that there is only one giant in this playground. :P

I just hope I get there first

I bet if you keep on spamming you'll get there all the faster. ::)

[praguepride]

Well could they all be races then?

He does make a good point though. There are plenty of species between dawrf and ogre, just like there are lots of things between 4 and 8ft tall :D Some suggestions:
Gnoll in the playground
Elf in the playground
Orc in the playground
Bugbear in the playground
Hobgoblin in the playground
Skeleton in the playground

Just off the top of my head for now...

[Edalmri]

Zombie! Whoo! I wanna be a zombie in the playground! Brains.... Wait, no that's not right. Spammers... ;D

[Ikkitosen]

I'd argue that skeletons or zombies are, in fact not races or species. After all, ever seen a hill giant skeleton between 4 and 8 feet tall? ;)

[Edalmri]

Stop messing with my dream! :'(

[White Blade]

I bet if you keep on spamming you'll get there all the faster. ::)

I don't spam for your information... (at least, not anymore.)

[SalSar_Thiran]

Aparently you didn't use logic since you failed to realize that there is only one giant in this playground. :P

Well then how about troll as the final race?

[White Blade]

I'm betting either ogre mage, or minotaur, possibly centaur.

[pumpkinetics]

Hmmm... or maybe TITAN in the playgeround!

Maybe that's a little too far...

[Grey Watcher]

I propose that, until someone makes it there, we just call the unknown fifth title "Big Thing in the Playground."

[Edalmri]

Which is precisely why it's going to be a mephit. You'll see...you'll all see! Mwahaha!

[Ikkitosen]

Or "Thing in The Playground that is larger than an ogre but smaller than a giant", in all likelyhood ;).

[Dragon_Rider]

Hmm...maybe Troll in the Playground...Are trolls bigger than ogres?

[White Blade]

Giant can mean anything from hill giants to cloud giants or death giants or well you get the idea

[Dragon_Rider]

Golem in the Playground? A golem could kick an ogre's ass...

[Edalmri]

So could some barbarians or dwarves. Combat prowess probably isn't the pattern here.

[White Blade]

Half-Giant in the playground?

[Dragon_Rider]

Thats a little...cliche...for lack of a better word. Maybe some celesital being "in the Playground?" I don't have my MM with me, so I can't pick out some good ones and I doubt some people would like to be ranked after lower-planed creatures

[White Blade]

How about: OOTS Member in the Playground/...
or Lich in the playground
or dragon in the playground

[Dragon_Rider]

I like Lich in the Playground...but i bet some people would take opffense to being evil...how about...

Gnome in the Playground!!!!

[White Blade]

I'm not shrinking >:(

[Edalmri]

Might want to stop posting, just in case. You never know what treachery those gnomes are brewing...

[Dragon_Rider]

heh...heh...heh Mua...ha...hahahahahahaha!

We'se is tricksey gnomes!!

If I remember correctly, in 2e there was a verbeeg which was the weakest of all giants and was actually considered giant-kin...I don't know if they still exist...

Also, if barbarian is a plausible title...why not let people choose a class like "Wizard in the Playground"

Or...Wyrmling in the Playground...nah, to weak

[White Blade]

How about just 'Dragon in then playground'?