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    What's this? Blasphemies! More and more colorful blasphemies are cropping up left and right. Cat Pantheon? Primordial Elder Cat? Some sort of all encompassing Cat?

    I was content to let you, the weak willed pitiful mortals you are, to delude yourselves into thinking there's anything but the cold void filled with an uncaring, malevolent force beyond your ken (which happens to be our dread lord), for that was going to give your souls the favored flavor of despair 'n horror when my terrible master names you catnip. However, your heretical insistence on fabricating ever more colorful lies to delude yourself with is causing others to fall into your folly as well. Heresy and blasphemy in this thread is increasing with an irritating rate, sweeping up the other weak willed and eroding the resolve of those strong enough to accept the reality of our ultimate insignificance in the eyes of great and terrible lord Snuggles. This is simply unacceptable. I cannot sit idly by while our most sacred creeds are being defied.

    I say: NO MORE!

    The time has come to show you; the foul Rexites, the deluded fools following "the Good Cat", the blasphemous preachers of some all encompassing Cat, lost and damned heretics worshipping false cat idols and the misguided cultists of the splinter sect of Primordial Elder Cat; the error of your beliefs!

    I, the first one to be heralded as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, name thee CATNIP!

    IT IS TIME! True followers of the terrible lord Snuggles! THE MOMENT OF GLORY APPROACHES! TO ARMS! PREPARE THYSELVES FOR THE UNHOLY CRUSADE AGAINST ALL WHO REFUSE THE TRUTH OF SNUGGLES!!! STEEL THYSELVES FOR THE GRUELING TASK OF CRUSHING HERETICS INTO CATNIP.

    NOT IN HERE, THE DESECRATED THREAD OF OUR TERRIBLE MASTER SNUGGLES, WILL WE SUFFER THE EXISTENCE OF HERETIC! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!!
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    Good Cat shall reward Llamamushroom for revealing the truth and Anonymous Man for defending it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    By the Blessings of Good Cat, This Thread Has Been Made Sacred In Her Sight. She Holds It In Her Paws, And Will Not Let It Be Put Down.
    In that sense I agree with my esteemed colleague. The agent of this act, is where we differ.
    no, actually, it's that Snuggles disintegrates any mods who try to close it.
    CANIP FOR THE CAT GODS!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sereg View Post
    Good Cat shall reward Llamamushroom for revealing the truth and Anonymous Man for defending it.
    "Verily I Say Unto Thee, That In These Troubled Times, When Snuggles Dost Pounce, And The People Cover Their Heads With Their Paws In Gloom,Yet Will Good Cat Protect Her Kittens. As The Lioness Protecteth Her Cubs, So Shalt Good Cat Protect.
    Snuggles Is The Forest Ablaze, The Strom That Shatters The Sky, The Flood The Sweeps All In Its Path. A Terrible Thing Is He, Destroyer Of Worlds And Harbinger Of Death. No Man Canst Stand Before Him, All Swords Shatter, All Shields Splinter.
    And Yet, Fires Fade, Storms Dissipate, And Rivers Return Unto Their Appointed Channels. So Snuggle Returns The Balance, So Good Cat Her Granteth Mercy And Protection.
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    have you noticed that none of the other catgods answer your prayers? its because SNUGGLES HAS CONSUMED THEM ALL.

    catnip for THE catgod, yarn for the yarnthrone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPANCAKEx View Post
    have you noticed that none of the other catgods answer your prayers? its because SNUGGLES HAS CONSUMED THEM ALL.

    catnip for THE catgod, yarn for the yarnthrone.
    Considering That Snuggles, Depsite Thy Prayers And Sacrifices, Has Yet To Destroy Us, I Wouldst Say That Rather Affirms The Existence Of Good Cat.
    She Who Protects Is Greater Then He Who Wouldst Destroy.
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    An' while they'z arguin' wiv each other over who's da boss, da Orks can clobber da lot
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    *facepalm*
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    There is nothing beside the chaos of the Primordial Elder Cat. We are all in the Primordial Elder Cat, and of the Primordial Elder Cat. All 'reality' is an illusion with which we delude ourselves to save us from the grim realization of our true form. We all emanate from the shattered psyche of the Primordial Elder Cat, and we will all be obliterated when his wandering thoughts turn elsewhere, as they inevitably will.
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    Fear not, for while Snuggles cares not for His followers, Good Cat blesses and protects us."-The Book of Cheerymeower 2:19

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    Rex:

    First and best of the heretics.

    Also, he kills dinosaurs with atom bombs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    Rex:

    First and best of the heretics.

    Also, he kills dinosaurs with atom bombs.
    Yeah, but he is a dog.
    Dogs think humans are the best things in the universe, and can do no wrong, and will love you and lick you forever and ever.
    No matter how powerful, no dog could be a god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Yeah, but he is a dog.
    Dogs think humans are the best things in the universe, and can do no wrong, and will love you and lick you forever and ever.
    No matter how powerful, no dog could be a god.
    No, dogs are pure evil and bite people and kill cats and should all be treated like the menace they are. This "man's best friend" crap is all a lie.

    I hate dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    No, dogs are pure evil and bite people and kill cats and should all be treated like the menace they are. This "man's best friend" crap is all a lie.

    I hate dogs.
    You have obviously never met a Labrador.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    You have obviously never met a Labrador.
    I've had bad experiences. Bad experiences.

    I hate dogs. Hate them.

    But this is a thread of CAT, be CAT Primordial, Good, or Evil. We should not waste space in a thread of CAT discussing dogs.
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    Agreed, The Surface Poopers, They Who Do Not Bury Their Excrement, Are Not Worthy A Thing To be Discussed, In This, Most Sacred Of Threads.
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    Wow, when they said anything can happen on a thread, they meant it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sebsmith View Post
    Wow, when they said anything can happen on a thread, they meant it.
    With Cats, all things are possible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Yeah, but he is a dog.
    Dogs think humans are the best things in the universe, and can do no wrong, and will love you and lick you forever and ever.
    No matter how powerful, no dog could be a god.
    Spell Dog backwards.

    You'll see the wisdom of Rex. Oh, he also runs the legendary Wild Hunt as a force for good.

    With Rex, the phrase "For good or for awesome" can only be answered with "yes".
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    Couggles, the Eminence of Neutral Chaos, demands your attention! He is the one true lord of cats, He is the one who truly represents cathood! He is Pure Feline Chaos! But for now, he will join up with any cat god who wishes to crush the evil that is dog. Down with the dogs, who use weapons of mass destruction and contamination to kill (nearly) extinct animals! That is just plain stupid, and that is what dogs are! Couggles will insert His Holy Teeth into the pretenders! AND HE DEMANDS TUNA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    Spell Dog backwards.

    You'll see the wisdom of Rex. Oh, he also runs the legendary Wild Hunt as a force for good.

    With Rex, the phrase "For good or for awesome" can only be answered with "yes".
    Exactly, Dog is the exact and polar opposite of God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    No, dogs are pure evil and bite people and kill cats and should all be treated like the menace they are. This "man's best friend" crap is all a lie.

    I hate dogs.
    I think Dogs are brilliant, I'd much rather have a dog as a pet than a Cat, that's how i know that no dog could possibly be a god where as a cat... yeah i can see a cat god happening, especially a chaotic evil cat god. And One has arisen

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    Quote Originally Posted by only1doug View Post
    I think Dogs are brilliant, I'd much rather have a dog as a pet than a Cat, that's how i know that no dog could possibly be a god where as a cat... yeah i can see a cat god happening, especially a chaotic evil cat god. And One has arisen

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    That is because you have never had a cat, and known the companionable affection a cat can give.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    That is because you have never had a cat, and known the companionable affection a cat can give.
    I, however, have a cat.

    I know the evil in their foul, foul souls.

    And it won't even have the courtesy to die!
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    I also, have the pleasure* of having a cat in my house. He attacks the furniture, the dog, my geckos (or tries, anyway), everyone who gets near him, and anything he feels like attacking. He also spills drinks, Sleeps in food, and is in general a pain. Snuggles I can easily see existing. Good Cat? Not a chance.

    That said:
    CANIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    That is because you have never had a cat, and known the companionable affection a cat can give.
    I have on fact owned a cat, your assumption about me is erroneous.
    You are correct that i have never known companionable affection with a cat,

    The ungrateful freeloaders only bother you when it wants something. As someone else said, Cats think you are the pet.

    I prefer a dog, its there when you need it, instead of only turning up when it needs you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    What's this? Blasphemies! More and more colorful blasphemies are cropping up left and right. Cat Pantheon? Primordial Elder Cat? Some sort of all encompassing Cat?

    I was content to let you, the weak willed pitiful mortals you are, to delude yourselves into thinking there's anything but the cold void filled with an uncaring, malevolent force beyond your ken (which happens to be our dread lord), for that was going to give your souls the favored flavor of despair 'n horror when my terrible master names you catnip. However, your heretical insistence on fabricating ever more colorful lies to delude yourself with is causing others to fall into your folly as well. Heresy and blasphemy in this thread is increasing with an irritating rate, sweeping up the other weak willed and eroding the resolve of those strong enough to accept the reality of our ultimate insignificance in the eyes of great and terrible lord Snuggles. This is simply unacceptable. I cannot sit idly by while our most sacred creeds are being defied.

    I say: NO MORE!

    The time has come to show you; the foul Rexites, the deluded fools following "the Good Cat", the blasphemous preachers of some all encompassing Cat, lost and damned heretics worshipping false cat idols and the misguided cultists of the splinter sect of Primordial Elder Cat; the error of your beliefs!

    I, the first one to be heralded as the prophet of the One True Snuggles, name thee CATNIP!

    IT IS TIME! True followers of the terrible lord Snuggles! THE MOMENT OF GLORY APPROACHES! TO ARMS! PREPARE THYSELVES FOR THE UNHOLY CRUSADE AGAINST ALL WHO REFUSE THE TRUTH OF SNUGGLES!!! STEEL THYSELVES FOR THE GRUELING TASK OF CRUSHING HERETICS INTO CATNIP.

    NOT IN HERE, THE DESECRATED THREAD OF OUR TERRIBLE MASTER SNUGGLES, WILL WE SUFFER THE EXISTENCE OF HERETIC! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!!!
    cnsvnc, I agree with you. but only turning foul rexites into catnip. and chiasour11? dude, your totally wrong, look.
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    Spell Dog backwards.

    You'll see the wisdom of Rex. Oh, he also runs the legendary Wild Hunt as a force for good.

    With Rex, the phrase "For good or for awesome" can only be answered with "yes".
    Spell dog backwards to get God. therefore, the opposite of dog, CAT, is god.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    I, however, have a cat.

    I know the evil in their foul, foul souls.

    And it won't even have the courtesy to die!
    Cats CAN be evil, but they also can be Good.
    Hence the duality that does confuse our primitive simian minds so.
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    Hey, Dracula backwards is Alucard.

    Both are vampires. SOMETIMES both are the same person.

    Therefore, dogs aren't necessarily the same as gods, but both share common traits such as insane power over mortals. (Note: Only applies to REX, THE WONDERDOG!)
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    Do you not all see it.. all of you are too active..
    you are all acting like dogs is that what snuggles or any of the cat gods want?
    No because all the cats share 1 and ONLY 1 trait.
    LAZY.
    Snuggles does not kill everything.. not to bless.. but because he's too lazy too.
    Good cat.. did nothing but walk with litter. and stop first did not drive all apart. but Snuggles was just too Lazy to step over or around so stayed where they were.
    and all of you and I do mean ALL OF YOU. exert too much effort.. and your gods are not happy.. keep it up and you may spur them into a pounce on your non-lazy beings!
    Tis better to keep your mouth shut and have people think your an idiot then to open it and remove all doubt

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