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    And Rex's Ultimate Destruction At The Hands of the Uber-Kitty, Cat.
    Rex Serves Man, Man Serves Cat, Rex Serves Cat, Though he Knowest It Not.
    And Cat is killed by Rex.

    It's the circle of life.
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    someone make a guide that has the panthenon, the smitten sheet, and the DnD sheets for the gods.
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    Omigosh, I've read and realised the power of CAT.

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    CAT GODS FTHAGN! CAT GODS FTHAGN!
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    ... so do we get him on the scorecard?
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    The One Truth is that dogs are mortal fools and slaves! You heathen cultists of the Pets of Pets, you are vastly outnumbered! The Cat Crusade will defile your temples, destroy your relics, and deface your idols! For such is the bidding of the cats! You cannot possible hope to stand against the Feline Masters! What can your stupid opposites-of-gods do, actually? Bark? Play dead? We will have none more of this rebellious nonsense! Cry havoc and let slip the cats of war, as the original saying goes.

    -Xavius, Paladin of the Cat-Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Xavius View Post
    The One Truth is that dogs are mortal fools and slaves! You heathen cultists of the Pets of Pets, you are vastly outnumbered! The Cat Crusade will defile your temples, destroy your relics, and deface your idols! For such is the bidding of the cats! You cannot possible hope to stand against the Feline Masters! What can your stupid opposites-of-gods do, actually? Bark? Play dead? We will have none more of this rebellious nonsense! Cry havoc and let slip the cats of war, as the original saying goes.

    -Xavius, Paladin of the Cat-Gods

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Xavius View Post
    (Also, this is without doubt the most awesome thread derailment ever.)
    yes, and I for one am proud to have gotten in on the 3rd page
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    Now you're attempting to model physics when arguing your case for armor made by a guy who explicitly tells the laws of physics to sit down and shut up whenever he starts tinkering stacking with regular armor. Stop that.
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    2nd page, and happy to be here.
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    Would a petition to stickify this thread be pushing it too much? After having reread all of it from the start, it's easy to see this deserves to be preserved somehow.


    EDIT: And in case anyone forgot:
    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    Would a petition to stickify this thread be pushing it too much? After having reread all of it from the start, it's easy to see this deserves to be preserved somehow.


    EDIT: And in case anyone forgot:
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    Now you're attempting to model physics when arguing your case for armor made by a guy who explicitly tells the laws of physics to sit down and shut up whenever he starts tinkering stacking with regular armor. Stop that.
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    Nah, this isn't really sticky-worthy.

    Now, if you want to "preserve" it, just add a link in your sig and know that this thread will be automatically archived for... well, I don't know exactly how long these things are archived, but at least a a year.
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    ... stickify?
    Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
    "tics" meaning "little insects"

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    ... stickify?
    To "sticky" to the first page of the D20 Board, like the "Character Builder Thread"
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    To "sticky" to the first page of the D20 Board, like the "Character Builder Thread"
    Such an act of benediction would greatly please the Cat Gods, and Cat, who is their totality of being, of which all things are but hairballs and shedding.
    Good Cat's blessing on they that suggesteth this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Such an act of benidiction would please the Cat Gods, and Cat, who is their totality of being, of which all things are but hairballs and shedding.
    It would also display an understanding of the immaterial nature of the "real world" and the reality that nothing exists other than the madness-inducing form of the Primordial Elder Cat.
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    It would also display an understanding of the immaterial nature of the "real world" and the reality that nothing exists other than the madness-inducing form of the Primordial Elder Cat.
    In this we are in agreement. For I, but understand the thinest sliver of Cats claws, the tip of it's whisker, the smallest tuft of it's fur. Any more and my primitive human psyche would surely break asunder.
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    the more cat god talk and references to the holy Snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) on this board the better
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    Quote Originally Posted by xPANCAKEx View Post
    the more cat god talk and references to the holy Snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) on this board the better
    Praise Be To Good Cat And Snuggles And All The Cat Gods!
    Praise Be Unto Cat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Praise Be To Good Cat And Snuggles And All The Cat Gods!
    Praise Be Unto Cat!
    RIGHT! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS!
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    heresy

    your deaths will be slow and excrutiating
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    The Cat is a Lie.

    For see, Galileo Galilabrador (see pic) has proven that the Earth is round!


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    Stickify!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    we just need to kidna..... ummm..... 'induct' a mod into the cat cult and the right way of thinking and power will be secured
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    mod nominations? anyone?
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    The Cat is a Lie.

    For see, Galileo Galilabrador (see pic) has proven that the Earth is round!


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    The Earth is round!
    Actuly, that painting is proof that Galilao worshiped Cat, as the dog mask he is wearing looks like it was ripped from a dogs face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
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    Cat... is tasty.

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    I disagree.

    They taste of the evil they embody. They just are easy to eat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    I disagree.

    They taste of the evil they embody. They just are easy to eat.
    What your tasting, is guilt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    What your tasting, is guilt your impending doom.
    QFT.

    Actuly, that painting is proof that Galilao worshiped Cat, as the dog mask he is wearing looks like it was ripped from a dogs face.
    I see you're slowly slipping into the right side. It was inevitable, really. Seeing as this catnip person is right:

    Quote Originally Posted by Mephit
    The Cat is a Lie.
    It was only a matter of time until you realized the only truth is our dread lord Snuggles.


    EDIT, of course: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!
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    i've had a revelation

    the rest of the cat pantheon exists... but only to act as reference to just how awesome snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!) really is. Its all well and good being incredible... but unless we mere mortals have something to compare him with, we would never full appreciate just how far his brilliance stretches. He allows the other cat gods to exist at his own leisure...

    such is the genious of snuggles (cftcg! yftyt!)

    for yay, he is greatness. accept him and your death shall be swift and merciful when your time comes
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