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    Darn cat-god thingummies are always trying to steal my original recipe fried chicken. They're obviously after some kind of powerful, evil, chicken-based artifact... I can't say that this will end well.

    Wasn't there something about chickens in Meowmix chapter 18?
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    Our lord has no need to bother with any artifact (avian or otherwise) to impose his will upon the universe.


    As is required; CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!! CAAAATNIIP FOOR THE CAAAAT GOOOOOOOD!!!
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    Our lord has no need to bother with any artifact (avian or otherwise) to impose his will upon the universe.


    As is required; CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!! CAAAATNIIP FOOR THE CAAAAT GOOOOOOOD!!!
    Harriers for the cup!

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    all hail the snuggles, may his fur stay clean and his naps always be in that warm spot were the sun shines!!!

    all hail the cat god!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lord of pixies View Post
    all hail the cat god, may his fur stay clean and his naps always be in that warm spot were the sun shines!!!

    all hail the cat god!!!
    All Hail Good Cat, Who Makest Our Fur Clean, And Trounces Rex In The Dark Hours When he Dost Come Against Us.
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    Are there any recent updates to the stats and powers of He-Who-Is-King, the dreaded Snuggles, unholy blessings upon his name? It seems his powers of disintegration and other unholy powers (See: Dept. of Redundancy Dept.) are forgotten too often, giving non-believers the false hope they so futilely seek.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forealms View Post
    Are there any recent updates to the stats and powers of He-Who-Is-King, the dreaded Snuggles, unholy blessings upon his name? It seems his powers of disintegration and other unholy powers (See: Dept. of Redundancy Dept.) are forgotten too often, giving non-believers the false hope they so futilely seek.
    Yes. There is a recent Snuggles stat update.

    HP=-10.


    That one's courtesy of REX, THE WONDERDOG.
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    Yes. There is a recent Snuggles stat update.

    HP=-10.


    That one's courtesy of REX, THE WONDERDOG.
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    I too know how awesome is the power of Rex the Wonderdog. But nothing can match the power of Snuggles. What is the only logical conclusion left?

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    ALL HAIL REX THE WONDERDOG, HERALD CHEWTOY OF SNUGGLES!
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    Rex got Fixed by Cat.
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    Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
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    All Hail Snuggles, lord of madness and conqueror of worlds!

    Where is the damn OP?
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    All Hail Snuggles, lord of madness and conqueror of worlds!

    Where is the damn OP?
    Snuggles ate him. All hail!
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    What the hell? 14 pages of derail and counting...



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    Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
    Oh, you will be. You will be.
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    Funnily enough, I almost killed the entire 7 person party during our very first session, using cats, and catfolk.

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    I don't see a racial pantheon for catfolk in Races of the Wild. I guess we now know what it is. Catnip for the Cat gods and blessings from Good Cat.

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    Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.

    Good Cat Cannot be Defeated By A Mere dog.
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    Meh, I see your cat and am not afraid.
    ...because you think He hasn't seen you... (which will be your doom)


    Edit, for CATNIP: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!
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    Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cat I fear no evil for dog is with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obscurejones View Post
    Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cat I fear no evil for dog is with me.
    Cat casteth no shadow, Cat casteth purified awesomeness before which no dog can stand. - Letter to the Clawed Minions.

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    Haven't read the entire thread, but all 3.5e incarnations of snuggles will need these abilities:

    Aura of feline superiority: Radius- 10 light years. Enemies in the aura lose all regeneration effects (no save) as well as any effects that would prevent them from dying. If a Kobold acquires this ability, all other abilities that Kobold has are negated (including anything gained by use of manipulate form- including raw stat increases) and that kobold- and its player- die horrible deaths.

    Mortal enemy of feline-kindAll Kobolds take 20d10 negative levels when entering snuggles' Aura as described above (no save).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mercenary Pen View Post
    Haven't read the entire thread, but all 3.5e incarnations of snuggles will need these abilities:

    Aura of feline superiority: Radius- 10 light years. Enemies in the aura lose all regeneration effects (no save) as well as any effects that would prevent them from dying.

    Mortal enemy of feline-kindAll Kobolds take 20d10 negative levels when entering snuggles' Aura as described above (no save).
    Wait.

    You're trying to beat Pun-Pun...

    with rules.

    Rules are what make him so omnipotent! He has total invulnerability to any harmful ability (including that aura) as one of his basic abilities!

    Seriously. You don't want to try to win with rules lawyering. Or rules legal abilities. The only workable method is "Nuh-Uh!" "Yeah-Huh" type schoolyard bickering. Sheesh. An official ability, totally gainable with manipulate form, makes that thing point blank not work.

    I mean, I'm not saying nothing can beat big P, (Heck, I'm not even saying nothing can beat REX, THE WONDERDOG, even if Snuggles never could dream of doing it) but, really, rules don't work here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sereg View Post
    Cat casteth no shadow, Cat casteth purified awesomeness before which no dog can stand. - Letter to the Clawed Minions.
    From the gnostic gospels of That Which is Dog. "And so the Cat was cast from the light never again to bask in the sunbeam or to cast shadow; but to slink like the scum that is it's nature." Terrier, Chapter 2 Verse 7-8
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    From the gnostic gospels of That Which is Dog. "And so the Cat was cast from the light never again to bask in the sunbeam or to cast shadow; but to slink like the scum that is it's nature." Terrier, Chapter 2 Verse 7-8
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    Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of cat I fear no evil for dog is with me.
    No, but your dog will.
    "As This Cat Do Unto This dog, So Shalt Snuggles Do Unto rex. For Snuggles Shalt Verily Makest him His Bitch."
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    May Good Cat Have Mercy On Your dog, Snuggles Will Not.
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    No, but your dog will.
    "As This Cat Do Unto This dog, So Shalt Snuggles Do Unto rex. For Snuggles Shalt Verily Makest him His Bitch."
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    May Good Cat Have Mercy On Your dog, Snuggles Will Not.
    Wow. A dachshund. The king of dogs there.

    A good German Shepard or Husky would kill the cat in minutes if it came to that.

    Rex wouldn't. He would, instead, prevent the cat from ever having existed.

    Remember Fluffy, who used to have Snuggle's job?

    I thought not.
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