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    You forgot that bit.

    I wonder what OP will say when he checks back the thread...
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    This thread is now the domain of Snuggles the Death Kitten!

    The Dark Lord demands cream!
    I vote we form the Cult of Snuggles, so that we may give our Lord a Divine Rank.

    Vecna will poop his pants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
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    Duh. It's a cat.

    Ignore the monster manual. All cats are chaotic evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm View Post
    I vote we form the Cult of Snuggles, so that we may give our Lord a Divine Rank.

    Vecna will poop his pants.
    Heck, The Lady of Pain'll be looking back in fear a good deal.

    I can think of only one natural enemy for Snuggles.

    REX, THE WONDER DOG!
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    followers of rex must be crushed and dismembered whereever they are found, foul do-gooders the lot of them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    Heck, The Lady of Pain'll be looking back in fear a good deal.

    I can think of only one natural enemy for Snuggles.

    REX, THE WONDER DOG!
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    noooooooooooooooo....REX! Eat Snuggles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xPANCAKEx View Post
    followers of rex must be crushed and dismembered whereever they are found, foul do-gooders the lot of them!
    And then REX, THE WONDER DOG will probably kill Snuggles with an Atom Bomb. That's just how REX, THE WONDER DOG rolls.

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    Man, I love this meme. Between That Damn Crab, the Epic Salmon, and Snuggles, that's three examples of sweet glorious ludicrous template-stacking monstrosities.

    ...what exactly does Snuggles have, anyways?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AstralFire View Post
    I have unleashed a horror upon the world.
    Yeppers, you have. I was thinking of honestly making something wicked like doomkitty myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuki View Post
    Man, I love this meme. Between That Damn Crab, the Epic Salmon, and Snuggles, that's three examples of sweet glorious ludicrous template-stacking monstrosities.

    ...what exactly does Snuggles have, anyways?
    Pseudonatural and Paragon. Both Epic templates.

    I think we should advance Snuggles, though.
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    Advance in hit dice? Or stack a few more templates on? I think I'd be in favor of something more like the former as long as we're going crazy nuts with this, as the latter seems like infringement upon the Epic Salmon's territory.

    ...I also really wouldn't mind a Titanic Snuggles.

    I think we need someway to represent its heavy modification with magical artifice. (Shield Brooch, Eye of Disentegrate, Magic Missile Mouth.)

    (The Epic Salmon of GameFAQ's notoreity was, if I recall, a Paragon Psudonatural Tauric Gold Dragon Salmonid of Legend. Though perhaps there was more than one version of it, because I searched and archive dug to double-check, and I could have sworn it had the Kaiju template from some old edition of Dragon. It was created, I believe, upon noticing that salmon didn't have a high enough strength score to be able to swim upstream. The resultant modifications make this possible. )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuki View Post
    Advance in hit dice? Or stack a few more templates on? I think I'd be in favor of something more like the former as long as we're going crazy nuts with this, as the latter seems like infringement upon the Epic Salmon's territory.

    I think we need someway to represent its heavy modification with magical artifice. (Shield Brooch, Eye of Disentegrate, Magic Missile Mouth.)

    (The Epic Salmon of GameFAQ's notoreity was, if I recall, a Pseudonatural Half-Dragon Titanic Kaiju Paragon Salmon. I'm leaving off at least three to five other templates that I cannot recall. It was created, I believe, upon noticing that salmon didn't have a high enough strength score to be able to swim upstream. The resultant modifications make this possible. )
    Advancement of HD.

    Wouldn't do to have Snuggles die with his pathetic 28 HP.

    Speaking of which...

    How did you get that HP, Fax? Half of 8 is 2 on average, and 4 if you're maxing. +19 can't get that to 28.

    And 35 Con bonus is a +12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm View Post
    Advancement of HD.

    Wouldn't do to have Snuggles die with his pathetic 28 HP.

    Speaking of which...

    How did you get that HP, Fax? Half of 8 is 2 on average, and 4 if you're maxing. +19 can't get that to 28.

    And 35 Con bonus is a +12.

    1/2d8 maxed + 12 Con + 12 paragon.

    Also, I should probably tack the Spellstitched template on Snuggles.

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    I'm kind of surprised Pseudonatural is on there, actually. It's Epically delicious, sure, but....not quite so snuggly.

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    Throw Fiendish on as well, and give him a few divine ranks.


    He needs some Heralds as well, I'm thinking Fiendish Half-dragon dire tigers.

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    Don't forget dispel dog!

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    This is one of the most epic thread derails ever. It is made of win and awesome. I think my roommates are concerned for my sanity now, as I just burst out into uproarious laughter.

    Snuggles the Death Kitty FTW.

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    I imagine the stats on the evil bunny from Monty Python and the Holy Grail would be remarkably similar to those of Snuggles. Except a racial bonus to jumping instead of stealth.

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    all hail the cult of Snuggles

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    Setting: D20 Star Wars: DoD module

    The first time I DMed, it was a train wreck in the end... But we had one player who is part of the misfit group, his first character in every game he played he dubbed "Nobody," if you get the joke good for you. His normal group wasn't exactly known for following RAW for AoO, but I did and so did the rest of the group, he decides to try and move around a stormtrooper and provokes an AoO, I roll, and crit, roll a 15, which was his DT, he had 26HP, doubled the damage and he was dead... Everyone in the group laughed as it was his first lesson on how an AoO actually works.

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    Snaggles the Doom Cat
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    Size/Type: Gargantuan Outsider (Extraplanar)
    Hit Dice: 25d8+850 (890 hp)
    Initiative: +10
    Speed: 180 ft. (36 squares)
    Armor Class: 83 (-4 size, +11 Dex, +12 insight, +12 luck, +42 natural), touch 51, flat-footed 81
    Base Attack/Grapple: +18/+30
    Attack: Claw +64 melee (2d8+54)
    Attack: Tentacle +64 melee (2d8+54)
    Full Attack: 2 claws +64 melee (2d8+54) and bite +62 melee (3d8+54)
    Full Attack: Tentacle +64 melee (2d8+54)x7
    Space/Reach: 10 by 40 ft./10 ft.
    Special Attacks: Constant Insight, Improved Grab, Rotting Constriction, Trample
    Special Qualities: Low-Light Vision, Scent, Spell-like Abilities, Resist (Fire, Cold) 10, Resist (Electricity, Acid) 45, DR 15/epic, SR 125, Fast Healing 20, Epic Strike, Spell Absorption
    Saves: Fort +38, Ref +34, Will +37
    Abilities: Str 78, Dex 37, Con 55, Int 22, Wis 37, Cha 22
    Skills: Balance +15, Climb +17, Hide +16*, Jump +15, Listen +13, Move Silently +17, Spot +13*
    Feats: Stealthy, Weapon Finesse(B), Multiattack (B), Great Fortitude(B), 8 others
    Environment: Temperate plains
    Organization: Hopefully alone
    Challenge Rating: 35

    Snaggles receives a +10 competence bonus on all skill checks, and a +8 racial bonus on Hide checks.

    Spell-Like Abilities: At will - blur, dimension door, shield, unhallow (CL 35); 3/day - greater dispel magic, haste, see invisibility (CL 15). DCs are Charisma-based

    Constant Insight (Su)
    Snaggles is not affected by the miss chance that applies to attacks against a concealed target.

    Improved Grab (Ex)
    If Snaggles hits an opponent smaller than it with a tentacle, it deals normal damage and attempts to start a grapple as a free action without provoking an attack of opportunity.

    Rotting Constriction (Ex)
    Once Snaggles has hold of an opponent, each successful grapple check he makes during subsequent rounds permanently drains 2d4 points of Constitution. At the same time, Snuggles regains 10 lost hit points.

    Alternate Form (Su)
    At will, Snaggles can take the form of a grotesque, tentacled mass, but all its abilities remain unchanged despite the alien appearance. Changing shape is a standard action. Other creatures receive a -1 morale penalty on their attack rolls against Snuggles in this alternate form.

    Trample (Ex)
    As a standard action during its turn each round, Snaggles can trample Huge or smaller opponents.
    This attack deals points of damage equal to 3d8 + 68. A trampled opponent
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    Spell Absorption (Su)
    Whenever a spell fails to penetrate Snaggles spell resistance, Snaggles gains one of the following benefits, chosen at the time that the spell resolves.
    Might: Snaggles gains a +4 enhancement bonus to Strength for 1 minute.
    Agility: Snaggles gains a +4 enhancement bonus to Dexterity for 1 minute.
    Endurance: Snaggles gains a +4 enhancement bonus to Constitution for 1 minute.
    Life: Snaggles gains temporary hit points equal to 5 the level of the failed spell.
    Speed: Snaggles base speed increases by a number of feet equal to 5 the level of the failed spell.
    Resistance: Snaggles gains resistance 10 to one energy type (acid, cold, electricity, fire, or sonic).

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    Quote Originally Posted by NPCMook View Post
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    The first time I DMed, it was a train wreck in the end... But we had one player who is part of the misfit group, his first character in every game he played he dubbed "Nobody," if you get the joke good for you. His normal group wasn't exactly known for following RAW for AoO, but I did and so did the rest of the group, he decides to try and move around a stormtrooper and provokes an AoO, I roll, and crit, roll a 15, which was his DT, he had 26HP, doubled the damage and he was dead... Everyone in the group laughed as it was his first lesson on how an AoO actually works.
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    Snuggles is adorable, lethally so, all who sees snuggle's normal form must must succeed on a will save or have their brains reduced to pink fluff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarknessLord View Post
    Snuggles is adorable, lethally so, all who sees snuggle's normal form must must succeed on a will save or have their brains reduced to pink fluff.
    Why not their entire body? Snuggles has to sleep somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vortling View Post
    Why not their entire body? Snuggles has to sleep somewhere.
    Snuggles doesn't sleep. he waits.

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