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    Snuggles in 3.x

    The One True Snuggles
    Paragon Cat
    Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
    HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
    Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
    Init: +10
    AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
    (+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
    Divine Rank 25
    BAB +3; Grp +57
    Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
    (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
    Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
    Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
    Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
    Special Qualities Scent (Fear), Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
    Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
    Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
    Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
    Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
    Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
    Organization Alone, hopefully
    Challenge Rating 15
    Alignment Batman

    Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.

    Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.

    Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.

    Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by IM@work View Post
    Holy cow this got out of hand.
    Wasn't able to access internet due to computer problems.
    To answer the initial questions asked:
    The game is DnD.
    Encounter:
    5 level 5 characters, fighting a zombie 5-headed hydra and about 15 zombie commoners. hydra on one end, zombies on other end of a 20 ft wide, 200 ft long hallway. Killed wizard with hydra, got barbarian into negatives, and brought another player to exactly 0 hp.
    The problem was that the group tried to split up and fight both at once, instead of taking out one group or the other. A wizard and a barbarian fighting alone versus the hydra allowed their death/near-death.

    First off, is this EL to high for the party or was the party just being stupid?
    Also, I should note that the hydra killed the wizard on three solid hits and one critical, bringing him from full health to death.

    As for the other multiple pages, I haven't looked at everything yet.
    What spells did the Wizard cast?
    Or did the Hydra go first?


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    Her first death was Steve, the commoner.

    She said, "Give it up, Steve, I've got higher ground"
    The battle ended like Star Wars Part 3: Where Anakin got beat down ,likew a Red headed Step child.

    I forget her name. Maybe Snuggles and her will mate to make Godlings?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AstralFire View Post
    Snuggles in 3.x

    The One True Snuggles
    Paragon Cat
    Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
    HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
    Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
    Init: +10
    AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
    (+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
    Divine Rank 25
    BAB +3; Grp +57
    Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
    (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
    Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
    Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
    Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
    Special Qualities Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
    Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
    Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
    Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
    Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
    Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
    Organization Alone, hopefully
    Challenge Rating 15
    Alignment Batman

    Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.

    Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.

    Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.

    Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)

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    Seriously, you lose.

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    It was nice knowing you.
    i hearby join orthodox Sugglism *takes levels in cleric*

    what domains does Snuggles offer?? i think destruction, death, war, and some custom one with a bunch of charm spells in it

    ALL HAIL SUGGLES!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AstralFire View Post
    Snuggles in 3.x

    The One True Snuggles
    Paragon Cat
    Small Magical Beast (Augmented, Kitteh)
    HD 3d10+36+21 (87)
    Speed 240 ft. (48 squares)
    Init: +10
    AC 90; touch 85; flat-footed 88
    (+2 Size, +2 Dex, +12 Luck, +12 Insight, +30 Natural Armor, +25 Divine, +7 Deflection)
    Divine Rank 25
    BAB +3; Grp +57
    Attack Epic Claw +63 melee
    (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2)
    Full-Attack 2 epic claws +63 melee (1d2+24 damage, 20/x2) and epic bite +60 melee (1d3+24 damage, 20/x2)
    Space 2.5 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
    Special Attacks Spell-Like Abilities (Sp)
    Special Qualities Magic missile immunity, fire resistance 30. Damage reduction 35/epic. SR 40. Fast healing 20. Always maximize roll. Deity immunities.
    Saves Fort +45 Ref +48 Will +44
    Abilities Str 18, Dex 30, Con 25, Int 27, Wis 27, Cha 24
    Skills Balance +32, Craft (Fear) +23, Climb +26, Concentration +24, Hide +38, Intimidate +Yes, Jump +30, Listen +23, Move Silently +30, Perform (Decapitation) +23, Spot +23, +10 competence bonus to all other skills
    Feats Stealthy, Weapon Finesse, Quick Draw, Exotic Weapon Proficiency (Human Corpse)
    Environment Your house. To the left of your chair. Don't look.
    Organization Alone, hopefully
    Challenge Rating 15
    Alignment Batman

    Spell-Like Abilities Snuggles can use disintegrate at will as a 35th level sorcerer, and greater dispel magic, haste, and see invisibility 3/day each as a 15th level wizard.

    Magic Missile Immunity (Ex) Snuggles replaced one of its eyes with a Brooch of Shielding. This also grants it a +Yes bonus to Intimidate.

    Always Maximize Roll Greater deities automatically get the best result possible on any check, saving throw, attack roll, or damage roll.

    Deity Immunities A deity is immune to polymorphing, petrification, or any other attack that alters its form. Any shape-altering powers the deity might have work normally on itself. A deity is not subject to energy drain, ability drain, or ability damage. A deity is immune to mind-affecting effects (charms, compulsions, phantasms, patterns, and morale effects). Snuggles is immune to electricity, cold, and acid, even if the attacker is a deity of higher divine rank. Snuggles is also immune to disease and poison, stunning, sleep, paralysis, and death effects, disintegration and effects that imprison or banish creatures. (Such effects include banishment, binding, dimensional anchor, dismissal, imprisonment, repulsion, soul bind, temporal stasis, trap the soul, and turning and rebuking.)

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    Seriously, you lose.

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    You forgot to add scent (Snuggles can Smell your fear!)

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    Wizard cast ray of flame twice I think, only fire spell he knew.
    Also, snuggles can also have one of his eyes replaced with that of a bodak for a death ray gaze attack.
    Snuggles also has 9 lives, but does he ever need to use them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BRC View Post
    You forgot to add scent (Snuggles can Smell your fear!)
    But can he tell why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starbuck_II View Post
    But can he tell why kids love Cinnamin Toast Crunch?
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    not to complain, but we still need domains, and i think he needs more destroy your soul forever stuff
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    I'll get on it in a bit. I didn't realize statting a god was so much work.
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    If you see a Shiny Talonflame burninating your dudes, it might be mine. His name's Agni Kai. Isn't he cute? n_n

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    The Dark Lord Snuggles
    Tiny Immortal Beast (kitteh) Level 35 Solo Luker
    XP 235, 000
    Initiative +35 Perception +32; low-light; snuggles can see through walls, and cannot be blinded. Snuggles can also smell fear. Anyone under the effects of a power with the Fear keyword are automatically hit by Snuggles’ attacks.
    Irresistible Fwuffyness Aura 15 Each enemy in the aura is subject to the following attack at the beginning of each of Snuggles’ turns. +35 vs. Will. On a hit, the target begins to dance (save ends)
    Kitteh Adorability Aura 10 Each enemy in the aura takes a -5 underestimation penalty against the effects Snuggles inflicts on them that a save can end.
    HP: 1550 Bloodied: 775 Healing Surge Value: 387
    AC: 51 Fortitude: 47 Reflex: 51 Will: 49
    Saving Throws: +5 (+8 vs. charm and fear effects)
    Immune Disease, Resist 20/variable
    Action Points: 2
    Speed: 14, Teleport 10, Fly 8 (hover), Swim 8, Climb 14 (spiderclimb)
    (BM) Paw (Standard Action, At-will)
    Reach 2; +40 vs. AC; 3d8 + 11 damage and the target is pushed 12 squares.
    (M) Maul (Standard Action, At-will)
    Snuggles makes two paw attacks against a single target. Both attacks are made before the target is pushed by either or both of the attacks.
    Kitteh Vitality (Minor Action, Healing Surge)
    Snuggles gains hit points equal to his healing surge value and a +2 kitteh bonus to all defences and he does not provoke opportunity attacks until the end of his next turn.
    Kitteh Lazor (Standard Action, At-Will)
    Ranged 20; +38 vs. Reflex; 3d8 + 8 damage and the target is dazed (save ends)
    Shield (Immediate Interrupt, Recharge 3, 4, 5, 6) * Charm
    Snuggles gains +4 to all defences against the attack. He then makes the following attack; +35 vs. Will. The target cannot attack Snuggles (save ends). The possession of this power also renders Snuggles immune to the magic missile spell.
    Disintegrate (Standard Action, Recharge 5, 6)
    Burst 3 within 20; +35 vs. Reflex. 4d10 + 10 damage and the target takes ongoing 15 damage (save ends). Any creatures reduced to 0 hit points by this attack are reduced to dust. This attack deal half damage on a miss, but no ongoing damage.
    Greater Magic Missile Storm (Standard Action, Recharge 6) * Force
    Close Blast 6; +36 vs. Reflex. 4d12 + 12 force damage and the target is knocked prone.
    Alignment: Chaotic Evil
    Strength: 20 (+22)
    Constitution: 22 (+23) Languages: Telepathy 40, Kitteh
    Dexterity: 36 (+30)
    Intelligence: 18 (+21)
    Wisdom: 30 (+27)
    Charisma: 30 (+27)
    Skills: +35 Acrobatics, +32 Insight, +32 Perception, +32 Intimidate, +35 Stealth

    Here is Snuggles, made in 4e for your convenience. Look out Orcus, you have been dethroned.
    (Sorry for the lack of a table, or any real organisation. I may add one later.)
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    *applause* Good show, good show.
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    The Church of Snaggles commands that there be some kind of benefit for the Lord Snaggles, preferably with tomato salad.
    And human sacrifices.
    Idiots give me indigestion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nhbdy View Post
    i hearby join orthodox Sugglism *takes levels in cleric*

    what domains does Snuggles offer?? i think destruction, death, war, and some custom one with a bunch of charm spells in it

    ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!!!!!
    you mean like the charm domain?

    hmm, what alignment does batman count as? chaotic neutral I guess with him being a vigilante and all
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    Holy. Crap.

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    FRESH OFFERINGS OF CATNIP FOR SNUGGLES

    If we start fleshing out snuggles co-hort, surely one of them would have to be an insane were-rat that been tormented for millenia by the The Dark Lord of Yarn

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    You heard the man! Snuggles demands catnip!

    Somebody get some. I'll be three planes over thataway >>>>.

    I had always assumed that snuggles would have a death aura (commoner).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lert, A. View Post
    I had always assumed that snuggles would have a death aura (commoner).
    Of course not! Our Feline Demon Prince savors every kill - it's no fun if He doesn't get to play with his favorite chew toys

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oracle_Hunter View Post
    After that, His position as Internet God will be secured, and we know what popular adulation can produce
    A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?

    I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?

    I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.
    I'd avoid that.

    Chaos godhood would give him a nasty weakness to HEROES OF THE IMPERIUM, and frankly, Snuggles is a lot better off when he can't be beat by any non kobold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    A 40k-style Snuggles Warp Entity, perhaps?

    I can totally see Snuggles as a Chaos God.
    ha, the warp that spawned the chaos gods is just a sanity preserving name for the unholy litterbox of snuggles

    Snuggles chews on the threads of reality and heaves up hairballs with the ability to cleave gods in twain and unmake reality in 26 seconds flat!
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    Behold! I bring thee the most accurate picture of our Dark Lord Snuggles that I can render while maintaining my sanity. 'Tis not for yee of low con scores!
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    Behold! I bring thee the most accurate picture of our Dark Lord Snuggles that I can render while maintaining my sanity. 'Tis not for yee of low con scores!
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    I'd love to see someone do a remake of Garfield, with Snuggles as the lead role instead of Garfield. Oh, the hilarity that would ensue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rei_Jin View Post
    I'd love to see someone do a remake of Garfield, with Snuggles as the lead role instead of Garfield. Oh, the hilarity that would ensue!
    By "hilarity" I assume you mean "reality melting terror and violence" I assume?

    The strips would be far, far off the standard by number three or so, by which time Snuggles would have destroyed the city.
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    Well, yes. But it would be amusing to watch.

    Panel one: Snuggles gets out of bed, and wanders to the front door.

    Panel two: Jon, seeing Snuggles is up, runs to the front door to open it.

    Panel three: Snuggles yawns and disintegrates the door, as Jon turns up just a little too late.

    Panel four: Snuggles disintegrates Jon for his failure to serve, and wanders outside.
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    I demand that Snuggles be given the ability to teleport as a free action to anywhere the sound of a can opener is heard.

    ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!

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    BLOOD CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THROOOOOOOONE!
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    I just had to post in this, because it is epic, and I realized something. In OOTS universe, you have the snarl, and guess what? The gods just think they created it. It was really just snuggles playing with a ball of yarn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zuki View Post
    Man, I love this meme. Between That Damn Crab, the Epic Salmon, and Snuggles, that's three examples of sweet glorious ludicrous template-stacking monstrosities.

    ...what exactly does Snuggles have, anyways?
    Wait, the Epic Salmon? Show me. Did someone make the fish too hardcore?

    Edit: Ohohoho! I see.

    By the way...

    ALL HAIL SNUGGLES!
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