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    Yesh, if a simple house brand incarnate of our almighty Snuggles can kill one of your pathetic race, what is to stop the might of the Snuggly One himself from utterly destroying your entire race, oh ye of little catnip!?!

    FEAR THE SNUGGLY ONE!!!

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    Sig'ed.

    Is this so called Wonder Dog normal sized for a dog as Snuggles is for a kitteh? If so, that's quite unfair...for him.
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    I'm curious - how does the house cat win? It's attacks all do damage <= 0 because of its strength.
    Real wizards use staves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finwe View Post
    I'm curious - how does the house cat win? It's attacks all do damage <= 0 because of its strength.
    The minimum damage dealt by any attack is one point, the additional -'s are for buffing purposes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verosce View Post
    Sig'ed.

    Is this so called Wonder Dog normal sized for a dog as Snuggles is for a kitteh? If so, that's quite unfair...for him.
    Only when he wants to be.

    When he needs to (I.E. when in an alternate giant dimension bigger than our universe) he gets to be bigger than the universe.

    He also fights Nazis. In WW2.

    And leads the Wild Hunt.
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    Can you imagine if Snuggles was the leader of the Evil League of Evil instead of Bad Horse?

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    A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, you need to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think that Snuggles didn't work on his purr?

    His terrible .. death-purr?


    Of course, he would be above such things.

    He is the Lone Pussycat of the Apocalypse. Think of him when you look to the night sky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sstoopidtallkid View Post
    The minimum damage dealt by any attack is one point, the additional -'s are for buffing purposes.
    I figured as much. Shouldn't the minimum damage be 0? If you're too weak to effectively wield a weapon, you shouldn't do any damage. I guess it's just another silly rule...
    Real wizards use staves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finwe View Post
    I figured as much. Shouldn't the minimum damage be 0? If you're too weak to effectively wield a weapon, you shouldn't do any damage. I guess it's just another silly rule...
    Well as long as the attack hits it has to do at least some damage, not being able to use is accounted in your chances to hit.
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    I MUST JOIN THE CULT OF SNUGGLES!
    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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    SNUGGLES! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!

    Snuggles, Upon This Day, I Temporarily Abandon The BEAST, And Turn To You.
    DEATH TO ALL DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    is anyone a troper?you know this has to go on tv tropes
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    Quote Originally Posted by kopout View Post
    is anyone a troper?you know this has to go on tv tropes
    Meh, it's not really a Memetic Mutation until it's got a LOLCAT series of photoshopped images. Or at least something more substantial than a single thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finwe View Post
    I figured as much. Shouldn't the minimum damage be 0? If you're too weak to effectively wield a weapon, you shouldn't do any damage. I guess it's just another silly rule...
    Only in 4th edition.

    In 3rd edition, attacks do a minimum of 1 no matter the ability penalty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mizzim View Post
    SNUGGLES! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!

    Snuggles, Upon This Day, I Temporarily Abandon The BEAST, And Turn To You.
    DEATH TO ALL DOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    And yet, the Wonderdog still moves.
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    You know, this has got to be one of the fastest/most amusing derails ever...

    And I'm now a member of Orthodox Snugglism.

    "Kneel to Snuggles, or you will be knelt."
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    And yet, the Wonderdog still moves.
    Emphasized.
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    Cats DO play with their food before they eat it.
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    Does Snuggles have a (reasnoably) good half-brother/sister?
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    what? like cuddles, the angelic cat god of virtue?
    pshaw
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    I was talking more of annoying little brother who saves people from Snuggles for lolz.
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    I don't think so, Snuggles will occasionally take his time devouring an entire family and then leave the most emotionally unstable alive to live with the memory...for, to use the vernacular, "lolz"
    "A Gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most booped up game show. Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH! Behind door number 2: A magic crown! Behind door number 3: ten pounds of sugar being guarded by six giant KILLER BEES!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verosce View Post
    Cats DO play with their food before they eat it.

    And Rex sometimes gives a chance to repent.

    Or lets disasters happen so he can get good pictures for his newspaper reporter job.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Face Of Evil View Post
    Can you imagine if Snuggles was the leader of the Evil League of Evil instead of Bad Horse?

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    A lot of guys ignore the laugh, and that's about standards. I mean, if you're going to get into the Evil League of Evil, you need to have a memorable laugh. What, do you think that Snuggles didn't work on his purr?

    His terrible .. death-purr?


    Of course, he would be above such things.

    He is the Lone Pussycat of the Apocalypse. Think of him when you look to the night sky.
    The ELoE is just Snuggles fractured into many different people. When they fuse, Snuggles shall be reborn.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flickerdart View Post
    The ELoE is just Snuggles fractured into many different people. When they fuse, Snuggles shall be reborn.
    ah, but Snuggles is Master of the Schrödinger Domain, allowing him to be simultanously fractured and whole, dead and alive, all powerful and but a humble...ok, malicious house cat
    should he choose, or unless he is observed

    however should one even attempt to observe but a tenth of the radience of snuggles, one would be consumed utterly, and thus Snuggles remains the one true quantum god, utterly invincible

    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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    I'm now a proud member of Orthodox Snugglism.
    (snuggels is not a god just a great and powerful mortal) all hail the epic level cat
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    Now you're attempting to model physics when arguing your case for armor made by a guy who explicitly tells the laws of physics to sit down and shut up whenever he starts tinkering stacking with regular armor. Stop that.
    Miny city!
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    round one, fight!


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    I shall Join Orthodox Snuggleism.

    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kopout View Post
    I'm now a proud member of Orthodox Snugglism.
    (snuggels is not a god just a great and powerful mortal) all hail the epic level cat
    I hear Snuggles kills people for lesser heresies than that.

    I'd be careful if I was you.
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    I shall begin the Temple of The Snuggles. We herald The Snuggles, who can be whatever they want, but ALWAYS is a white catlike being with the left eye of a shield broach and a right eye that can cast disintigration. First come first served!


    Snuggles
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    Three Archbishops (,,)
    Five Archpriests (,,,,)
    Seven Bishops (,,,,,,)
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    um.... Preist?
    Politics is the most accurate word in the English language. "Poli" in Latin meaning "Many" and
    "tics" meaning "little insects"

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    you missed out Paladins, heck, I'd settle for Zealot but you missed those too, or Harbinger, gah, that's missing too!
    you're not the archbishop at all! you're some smarmy martini-swilling spy in a tuxedo!
    get im!
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