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    Default The Temple of The Snuggles

    no, this is the hierarchy of The Temple. I am the Pope because I am the only member so far, ok? if you want to join then you go into the next open slot, unless you want to be something else. if you want to be something that isn't there, then you are off to the side a bit. for example, a paladin and a zealot added.

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    Catnip for the Cat God! Yarn for the Yarn Throne!
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    there will be no heirarchy

    as far as snuggles is concerned, there are only 2 types of people:
    1) those of us blessed with the knowledge that he will be our death
    2) those who are in for a bit of a suprise
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    that's a good point actually, do cats even have heirarchies?
    go ahead and be pope of your "Church"
    all you'll do is draw Snuggles attention momentarily
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    Quote Originally Posted by FantomFang View Post
    I just had to post in this, because it is epic, and I realized something. In OOTS universe, you have the snarl, and guess what? The gods just think they created it. It was really just snuggles playing with a ball of yarn.
    Heh heh. Yay for Snuggles and his awesomeness
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    Hey, if anyone else want to be pope, then il be happy as a priest. but this keeps stuff orginized.
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    We should just claim positions at our own discretion anyway. If our Cat God disapproves, he shall end our existence at his own convenience anyway.

    I wish to become Commander of the Elite Yarn Throne Guards. This organization keeps out all of those that Snuggles does not feel it worth his time to personally destroy. Mostly ceremonial, since Lord Snuggles will toy with and destroy just about everything. However, the EYTG is still highly trained and skilled.


    Catnip for the Cat God...AND YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE. All Hail Snuggles.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeggedoff View Post
    that's a good point actually, do cats even have heirarchies?
    Cats get into fights all the time.
    But no cat would fight Snuggles, not only because of the huge group of people following Snuggles around worshipping it, but because SNUGGLES IS ALMIGHTY.

    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
    And...Maybe a nice bowl of milk? Even gods get thirsty...

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    Just... amazing... And I just opened the thread to see why a common PC death was the target of so much attention! (I mean, 7 pages?)

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    I command the elite bearers of the milk and catnip. the EBOTMAC go into training for 7 years, and then they get tested to see if they actually have any potential. I am their commander.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Smeggedoff View Post
    what? like cuddles, the angelic cat god of virtue?
    pshaw
    Theory time!

    Snuggles = Basement Cat = Tacgnol

    Cuddles = Ceiling Cat = Longcat



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    Quote Originally Posted by Random NPC View Post
    Theory time!

    Snuggles = Basement Cat = Tacgnol

    Cuddles = Ceiling Cat = Longcat



    And after that, Rex fights (and beats) the winner?

    Sounds fair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    And after that, Rex fights (and beats) the winner?

    Sounds fair.
    You're right, the only way it would be fair for Rex to fight Snuggles is right after Snuggles has been weakened by fighting Ceiling Cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarknessLord View Post
    You're right, the only way it would be fair for Rex to fight Snuggles is right after Snuggles has been weakened by fighting Ceiling Cat.
    I was assuming Rex was doing the fighting for our souls while Snuggles did his little grudge match thing.

    I mean, he has to have something challenging to do that day, as the match with Snuggles wouldn't be.
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    That Basement Cat is but a pale shadow of our lord Snuggles. A mere herald, an incarnation of a twittering of his mighty whiskers...

    I mean, he has to have something challenging to do that day, as the match with Snuggles wouldn't be.
    You are pushing your luck, o foul Rexite. Don't tempt our lord, lest he rains the bloody chunks of your false little idol on your garden...

    For ALL we REAL believers know that ph'nglui mglw'nafh Snuggles r'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn. Cos he ate that slumbering shrimp...
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    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!!!
    ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD SNUGGLES!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    That Basement Cat is but a pale shadow of our lord Snuggles. A mere herald, an incarnation of a twittering of his mighty whiskers...



    You are pushing your luck, o foul Rexite. Don't tempt our lord, lest he rains the bloody chunks of your false little idol on your garden...

    For ALL we REAL believers know that ph'nglui mglw'nafh Snuggles r'lyeh wagh'nagl fhtagn. Cos he ate that slumbering shrimp...
    Been tempting his wrath all thread.

    So far, no problems... OW, MY ARM!

    Correction: No problems on the scale Snuggles is supposedly capable of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous Man View Post
    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL!!!
    ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD SNUGGLES!!!!!
    Hail, oh lord Snuggles! Yarn for the yarn throne!!!
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    I like this new one.

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    May i ask to command the Knights in Snuggles Service. An organization dedicated to the eradication of all things dog and un Snuggle like. We shall destroy those who dare to STAND AGAINST THE CAT GOD SNUGGLES. [ CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE, MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL. MAY HIS FUR EVER BE COMBEN AND MAY HIS LITTER BOX BE FOREVER CLEANED.
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    You may ask but you shall not receive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IM@work View Post
    You may ask but you shall not receive.
    Give it up. This thread now belongs to the fastidious feline fiend, his deviousness the Dark Lord Snuggles. All are wise to tremble in his fuzzy presence.

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    the downside is your questions never got answered

    the upside is you helped found a new religion. And for that snuggles will reward you: your death will be swift and mostly painless
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    Quote Originally Posted by IM@work View Post
    You may ask but you shall not receive.
    My advice is to include more detail in your opening post. If you post vaguely and then fail to clarify your point quickly enough people will start filling in the blanks for you with whatever seems amusing at the moment, leading to... well, leading to this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    My advice is to include more detail in your opening post. If you post vaguely and then fail to clarify your point quickly enough people will start filling in the blanks for you with whatever seems amusing at the moment, leading to... well, leading to this.
    If only all derailed threads could turn into major deities.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mua'Dib View Post
    If only all derailed threads could turn into major deities.
    Indeed. I'm still waiting for the Rexite to come forth with a build for his dratted super-dog so we can settle this dispute in the proper manner.

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    Whatever the foul Rexite builds up, it'll be devoured by the might of our lord.


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    No snuggles shall not devour anything from the vile Rex, he shall be slaughtered and left to rot where all can see his shame.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ascension View Post
    Indeed. I'm still waiting for the Rexite to come forth with a build for his dratted super-dog so we can settle this dispute in the proper manner.

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    Dang.

    Was kinda hoping someone else would do it.

    Factorem is the class that lets you be really good at any skill, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    Dang.

    Was kinda hoping someone else would do it.

    Factorem is the class that lets you be really good at any skill, right?
    Factotem, actually, from Dungeonscape.

    However, you are mistaken if you feel that any mere dog could possibly stand before our lord and live - unless perhaps he is attached to a bell. This may spare him for a few moments, while Snuggles the Dark Lord bats him around, but ultimately:

    "You are on the way to destruction ... you have no chance to survive make your time,"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bandededed View Post
    Factotem, actually, from Dungeonscape.

    However, you are mistaken if you feel that any mere dog could possibly stand before our lord and live - unless perhaps he is attached to a bell. This may spare him for a few moments, while Snuggles the Dark Lord bats him around, but ultimately:

    "You are on the way to destruction ... you have no chance to survive make your time,"

    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD!!! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!!!
    Thanks.

    I'll work on it.
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