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    And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
    And Good Cat Did hear Her peoples cries, and did cuff Snuggles, Mother Cat unto Snuggles that She be, and did say unto Snuggles
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    Thou Bad Little Kitten, Thou Should be Smitten,And Thou Wilst Have No Pie
    "
    And Good Cat did pick up Snuggles by the scruff of his unholy Neck, and did drag him away, though Snuggles did hiss and scream, Like Bad Kitten that he be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
    What Good Cat? There's no such thing, cats are Always Chaotic Evil.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    What Good Cat? There's no such thing, cats are Always Chaotic Evil.
    Apparently you never have been companions with a cat. Cats are rather Chaotic, at least compared to the slobbering worship of Dogs. But always Evil? Hardly. Our cat actually saved my mother life once.
    As Good Cat said to the Prophet of Hamwort
    " I Shalt Sit On Your lap, And Maketh Bread Dough, Purring In Perfect Contentment. For Though Thou Are Not Mine Master, We Art Friends. Yea Thou I Be Aloof, And Finicky, And Want To Be Let Out And Back In At All Hours Of The Night, And Hacketh Up Hairballs, And Leave Dead Rodents In Mine wake, We Be Friends. "
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    Put the cat near a small and furry creature and see what happens.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
    And Good Cat Did hear Her peoples cries, and did cuff Snuggles, Mother Cat unto Snuggles that She be, and did say unto Snuggles
    "
    Thou Bad Little Kitten, Thou Should be Smitten,And Thou Wilst Have No Pie
    "
    And Good Cat did pick up Snuggles by the scruff of his unholy Neck, and did drag him away, though Snuggles did hiss and scream, Like Bad Kitten that he be.


    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Apparently you never have been companions with a cat. Cats are rather Chaotic, at least compared to the slobbering worship of Dogs. But always Evil? Hardly. Our cat actually saved my mother life once.
    As Good Cat said to the Prophet of Hamwort
    " I Shalt Sit On Your lap, And Maketh Bread Dough, Purring In Perfect Contentment. For Though Thou Are Not Mine Master, We Art Friends. Yea Thou I Be Aloof, And Finicky, And Want To Be Let Out And Back In At All Hours Of The Night, And Hacketh Up Hairballs, And Leave Dead Rodents In Mine wake, We Be Friends. "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    And lo, the people were of great fear and torment, and Snuggles did consume them as Tuna and Cream, and the people did call "Where is Good Cat, why doth She turn Her face from us?"
    And Good Cat Did hear Her peoples cries, and did cuff Snuggles, Mother Cat unto Snuggles that She be, and did say unto Snuggles
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    Thou Bad Little Kitten, Thou Should be Smitten,And Thou Wilst Have No Pie
    "
    And Good Cat did pick up Snuggles by the scruff of his unholy Neck, and did drag him away, though Snuggles did hiss and scream, Like Bad Kitten that he be.
    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    What Good Cat? There's no such thing, cats are Always Chaotic Evil.
    What can I say, Snuggles does love to play with his food.

    Letting the food think that there is a "good cat" to protect them from him when "good cat" is clearly just another manifestation of his divine essence...

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    Quote Originally Posted by only1doug View Post
    Letting the food think that there is a "good cat" to protect them from him when "good cat" is clearly just another manifestation of his divine essence...

    The fun stops when the prey gives up.
    Shows what I know. Lord Snuggles is cunning indeed...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonus45 View Post
    BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER BLASPHEMERBLASPHEMER
    The Church of the Good Cat Shall Not Be Tyrannized By Such Infantile Blathering.
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    You know, mods might object to this colorful language, not to mention the oversized fonts. It'd be a shame if something happened to this thread...

    So cease your futile resistance and embrace the truth of Snuggles.
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    "For Everything There Must Be Balance, And Snuggles Dost Be A Part Of Said Balance. So Too Be The Good Cat,Whose Purring Be A Balm Unto The Soul, And Who Does Sit Upon Our Laps And Giveth Us Good Cheer."
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    "Unto all there must be an end.... snuggles just makes the end come faster."
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    This thread is rediculous. I started reading it, got 3 pages in and then just skipped to the last page and it was still on the Topic of the, So you say, almighty snuggles...I would totally be up for adding on to the exciting worship of the cat god, but....I am a dog person.

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    I've got a strange feeling that the mods are ignoring this on purpose.

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    For they too are worshipers of Snuggles, the divine!
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    For they too are worshipers of Snuggles, the divine!
    "They That Doeth Good In The Name Of Snuggles, Doeth Good For Good Cat, And They That Doeth Evil in Good Cats Name, Doeth Evil For Snuggles."
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    So, just curious.

    We all know Snuggles is as Chaotic Evil as they get, but can he have Lawful Good followers?

    Because that would be very weird.
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    ^^Snuggles cares not about your petty morals and ethics. To him, all puny weaklings are welcome to bask in his glory. That is, until he decides to put them other uses...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    "They That Doeth Good In The Name Of Snuggles, Doeth Good For Good Cat, And They That Doeth Evil in Good Cats Name, Doeth Evil For Snuggles."
    The Book of Hairball 7:29
    ALL That doeth, doeth in the name of snuggles as he is almighty and awesome in all ways and encompasses all things for all that is awesome and powerful. And all that is win is snuggles' as he holds all win that shall be so that all win is as is he snuggles.

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    All I have to say is keep up the god work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonus45 View Post
    ALL That doeth, doeth in the name of snuggles as he is almighty and awesome in all ways and encompasses all things for all that is awesome and powerful. And all that is win is snuggles' as he holds all win that shall be so that all win is as is he snuggles.

    The book of Fleas 42:42
    "And Lo, Though Snuggles Be Mighty In All Manner Of Catty Ways, And An Elder God and Such, He Hath A Weakness. So That, With Due Luck And Skill, He Shalt Fall, Yea, Even He Who Is Powerful As The Raging Heavens, Shalt Fall. Into Negatives And Unto Death Shalt Snuggles Fall.
    For He That Be Having Stats Can Be Beaten. But She Who Is Without Stats, Can Never Be Overcome. So Don't Messeth With Snuggles Mum,Thou Hearest I?
    "
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    "And Lo, Though Snuggles Be Mighty In All Manner Of Catty Ways, And An Elder God and Such, He Hath A Weakness. So That, With Due Luck And Skill, He Shalt Fall, Yea, Even He Who Is Powerful As The Raging Heavens, Shalt Fall. Into Negatives And Unto Death Shalt Snuggles Fall.
    For He That Be Having Stats Can Be Beaten. But She Who Is Without Stats, Can Never Be Overcome. So Don't Messeth With Snuggles Mum,Thou Hearest I?
    "
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    No stats...
    Or a CW Samurai too ashamed to allow her stats to be printed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiasaur11 View Post
    No stats...
    Or a CW Samurai too ashamed to allow her stats to be printed?

    Hmmm?
    What need a Goddess of stats? With no stats, they are indefinite, and if they are indefinite, they can be assumed to be infinite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    What need a Goddess of stats? With no stats, they are indefinite, and if they are indefinite, they can be assumed to be infinite.
    The way of the Munchkin, that is. Good, they are not, hmmm?
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    Snuggles stats only exist to give hope to meager fools such as pun pun or chuck noris that they have nope of victory. As has been afore mentioned snuggles loves to play with feeble and foolish food. GLORY TO THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE
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    I herebye join the Church of The Good Cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oracle_Hunter View Post
    The way of the Munchkin, that is. Good, they are not, hmmm?
    It isn't Munchkining at all. By having no stats, She is based on pure Role Play and Narrativium. Much more powerful then a being based on mere numbers.
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