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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    The Good Cat is Chaotic Good. And actually, it isn't Munchkining at all. By having no stats, She is based on pure Role Play and Narrativium.
    + we already statted out Snuggles, and Good Cat is just an Aspect of Snuggles that is Manifested to fool people into believing they have a chance.

    Snuggles enjoys playing with his food, so much so that he gathers worshippers to his Good Cat aspect for greater entertainment when he inevitably turns upon them.

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    Actually, both Snuggles and Good Cat are just aspects of the Infinity that is Cat.
    Good Cat is but the Nurturing Mother Goddess aspect, and Snuggles is but the Destructive Death and Destruction God side.
    Cat is within both, and both are within Cat.
    However, it helps the primitive human psyche to understand the fully glory of Cat by dividing it into aspects.
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    This is still going on? Oh dear god, what have I done?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    Actually, both Snuggles and Good Cat are just aspects of the Infinity that is Cat.
    Good Cat is but the Nurturing Mother Goddess aspect, and Snuggles is but the Destructive Death and Destruction God side.
    Cat is within both, and both are within Cat.
    However, it helps the primitive human psyche to understand the fully glory of Cat by dividing it into aspects.
    Thats certainly what Snuggles wants you to believe.


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    This is still going on? Oh dear god, what have I done?
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    This is still going on? Oh dear god, what have I done?
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    Thats certainly what Snuggles wants you to believe.
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    Yea, I am surely a follower of Snuggles, in all his doom-cat glory. Glory be to him, and shame be to Rex and his followers, may they fall to the levels like those of the "Good Cat."

    GLORY TO THE CAT GOD, YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE... AND MILK FOR THE MILK BOWL

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    (death wish (su): at will, snuggles can instantly slay any commoner, anywhere on any plane. if the commoner succeeds a fort save dc45, they instead die slowly. damage dealt by this ability cannot be healed.)
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    If you look closely, you can see that Snuggles is also included in the Church of The Good Cat Pantheon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post

    If you look closely, you can see that Snuggles is also included in the Church of The Good Cat Pantheon.
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    Lies, all lies. I wont gratify it with any further argument.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post

    If you look closely, you can see that Snuggles is also included in the Church of The Good Cat Pantheon.
    no, that's just snuggles slitting the good cat's neck.
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    no, that's just snuggles slitting the good cat's neck.
    Now why would He do that to His own Mother?
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    no, Raven's right.
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    Now why would He do that to His own Mother?
    I think you've missed some crucial aspects of Snuggles.


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    I'm sure most of you have seen that fake Chick tract "Who Shall be Eaten First," or whatever it's called.

    If someone could modify that to fit with the concepts created in this thread then, well,

    Awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thane of Fife View Post
    I'm sure most of you have seen that fake Chick tract "Who Shall be Eaten First," or whatever it's called.

    If someone could modify that to fit with the concepts created in this thread then, well,

    Awesome

    would result.
    Frankly, the original was that level of awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    I think you've missed some crucial aspects of Snuggles.


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    You all have still not understood the truth that is CAT. Snuggles (aka Basement Cat, aka the Dark Lord) and Cuddles (aka Cielling Cat, the Good Cat Mistress) are 2 members of a litter of 9 gods. Each has a different alignment for each is devoted to a different aspect of cat and each can smell a different emotion that they consider themselves to be above (in Cuddles case this is Hate). (Otherwise their powers are similar)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sereg View Post
    You all have still not understood the truth that is CAT. Snuggles (aka Basement Cat, aka the Dark Lord) and Cuddles (aka Cielling Cat, the Good Cat Mistress) are 2 members of a litter of 9 gods. Each has a different alignment for each is devoted to a different aspect of cat and each can smell a different emotion that they consider themselves to be above (in Cuddles case this is Hate). (Otherwise their powers are similar)
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    All lies all lies BLASPHEMY I SAY, There is only one true cat god and that is Snuggles. All others are lies and BLASPHEMY. They only exist to give hope to those snuggles shall eat soon so they may be comfortable until snuggles arrives. He likes his food with a fine lacing of TRUE terror. Yarn for the yarn throne, Catnip for the masters pleasure.
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    A theoretical question - which would last longer against Snuggles, Chuck Norris or O-Chul?
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    O-Chul is Chuck Norris. (Surely you realise that such awesomeness cannot be contained in one personality). That said, at least O-Chul can smite.

    Oh and incidently, if one of us servents of Cuddles were to meet Snuggles, we would get disintigrated, then Cuddles would rez us, then we'd get disintigrated again. We have the honour of dieing twice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ravens_cry View Post
    May You Find Happiness In Your Path, I Have Found Another. And It Is Purring.
    The Good Cats Blessing On You And Yours.
    When the "Good Cat" reveals itself to you in its true glorious and terrible form as the Cat God, you shall understand the folly of your beliefs and despair (incidentally adding that much sought after bittersweet flavor to your soul). Your naive beliefs will not save you. Not that anything could, but you'd have been spared of the horror. As you seem so dead set on blinding yourself to the truth, there is nothing more we can do for you...

    Quote Originally Posted by streakster View Post
    A theoretical question - which would last longer against Snuggles, Chuck Norris or O-Chul?
    c) None of the above. Both'd be instantly destroyed utterly, exactly at t=0. As would be anything else our dread lord deigns to destroy.


    And Droganus, your fervor does you good. When your time comes, Snuggles shall be swift and somewhat merciful. Or possibly not, we are not responsible for any further change of policy that may be instated by our lord and master Snuggles.


    Obligatory EDIT: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! CAAATNIIP FOR THE CAAAT GAAAAAAAAWD!!!
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    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONES! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWLS! ALL HAIL CAT, CUDDLES AND THE REST OF THE CAT PANTHEON!
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    CATNIP FOR THE CAT GODS! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONES! MILK FOR THE MILK BOWLS! ALL HAIL CAT, CUDDLES AND THE REST OF THE CAT PANTHEON!
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    ^^Sigh. You people don't get it do you? You're in for a nasty, nasty surprise when dread lord Snuggles decides that your time has come.


    EDIT, as always: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    I think you've missed some crucial aspects of Snuggles.


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    Quote Originally Posted by cnsvnc View Post
    ^^Sigh. You people don't get it do you? You're in for a nasty, nasty surprise when dread lord Snuggles decides that your time has come.


    EDIT, as always: CATNIP FOR THE CAT GOD! YARN FOR THE YARN THRONE!
    "Snuggles Will Come, Padding On The Soft Footpads Of Doom. But She Who Is The Mother Cat To Us All, She Who Is Good Cat, Will Care For Us In That Hour, As A Mother Cares For Her Kittens. A Fierce And Wild Protector Of All Things She Be, Terrible As the Claws Of The She Lion,And As Strong As The Jaws Of The Mother Tiger."
    All Hail To Good Cat, Snuggles, Cat, And All The Pantheon!
    Yarn For the Yarn Throne, And Milk For Their Milk Bowl! Offerings Of Catnip In Thankfulness And Fellowship!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sereg View Post
    You all have still not understood the truth that is CAT. Snuggles (aka Basement Cat, aka the Dark Lord) and Cuddles (aka Cielling Cat, the Good Cat Mistress) are 2 members of a litter of 9 gods. Each has a different alignment for each is devoted to a different aspect of cat and each can smell a different emotion that they consider themselves to be above (in Cuddles case this is Hate). (Otherwise their powers are similar)
    Your theory is flawed.

    ALL cats are Chaotic, so in theory, only 3 cats exist.

    Glory be to Snuggles, Bringer of the Hurtsies!
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