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    Dunno if you guys have seen this yet, but it's worth a bit of amusement.

    How long would you survive chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor??


    I got 38 seconds. <.<;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ego Slayer View Post
    Dunno if you guys have seen this yet, but it's worth a bit of amusement.

    How long would you survive chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor??


    I got 38 seconds. <.<;
    That's awesome! I could survive for 1 minute and 9 seconds!

    So if we were both chained to the bed, would the Raptor eat you first?

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    Woot! 1 min, 28 seconds. I think this is mostly due to my height (reach) and jujutsu experience...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haruki-kun View Post
    That's awesome! I could survive for 1 minute and 9 seconds!

    So if we were both chained to the bed, would the Raptor eat you first?
    Me too!

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    1 minute, 9 seconds also.

    *will never ever be a wimpy girl*

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    I curiously went to Google to look up more "How long could you survive" tests. Apparently I have a 52% chance of surviving a Horror movie, due to being the comic relief character.

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    47 seconds is all. Because I'm very short and detest all kids of uneccessary PE.
    My brother got 53 seconds for Bob's sake!

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    1 minute 25 seconds. But if it was a velociraptor, not a deinonychus as drawn and insinuated, I bet I could kill/incapacitate one of those, or at least intimidate it enough for it not to attack me. They're not that big (they were just over knee high, I think).

    The horror one is pretty funny. I'd be the last one to die before the monster gets killed. But if I was female I would survive... ¬_¬
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ego Slayer View Post
    Dunno if you guys have seen this yet, but it's worth a bit of amusement.

    How long would you survive chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor??


    I got 38 seconds. <.<;
    ;) Kinky.

    1 minute, 19 seconds!

    Oh yeah...
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    51 seconds. damm my shortness.


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    One minute, twenty two seconds; that's how long you all have to escape as I go down in a noble (and hopefully filling) blaze of glory trying to save the day.

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    xD, Cassie... That was called for, really.

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    1 minute, 9 seconds also.

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    Hey, are you calling me wimpy?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ego Slayer View Post
    Dunno if you guys have seen this yet, but it's worth a bit of amusement.

    How long would you survive chained to a bunkbed with a velociraptor??


    I got 38 seconds. <.<;
    1 Minutes, 9 Seconds... I can live with that.

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    1 minute 28, I would totally beat that velicoraptor with my arm.

    EDIT: My dismembered arm that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oregano View Post
    1 minute 28, I would totally beat that velicoraptor with my arm.
    See, now, really... would you actually do that, had you just lost your arm? Not only would I be curled up in pain, but... c'mon, that's kinda gross.

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    If you think that is funny go to this
    its really funny
    I can take on 29 of them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ego Slayer View Post
    See, now, really... would you actually do that, had you just lost your arm? Not only would I be curled up in pain, but... c'mon, that's kinda gross.
    i didn't choose that because i'd probably had to wrestle the arm out of the velociraptor's mouth...that would be an inmediate FAIL.


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    Hehe. I could survive for 1 minute and 19 second. Go me for thwacking the Velociraptor with my chewed up arm!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TwoBitWriter View Post
    1 Minutes, 9 Seconds... I can live with that.
    No you can't, the velociraptor would eat you.

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    a minute 6 seconds

    not bad...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cristo Meyers View Post
    a minute 6 seconds

    not bad...
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    28 secs, wheee.
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    If you think that is funny go to this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfbane View Post
    If you think that is funny go to this
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    Long as I beat you, I'm happy...
    Lesse how long you last chained to a bed with me, smart-guy...

    ...wait...that didn't come out at all like it was intended...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfbane View Post
    If you think that is funny go to this
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    I got 28 of the little buggers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ego Slayer View Post
    See, now, really... would you actually do that, had you just lost your arm? Not only would I be curled up in pain, but... c'mon, that's kinda gross.
    It's my lifelong dream, well not necessarily a velicoraptor eating me, but beating someone/thing with my own dismembered arm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfbane View Post
    If you think that is funny go to this
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    I can take on 29 of them
    i got 25. i can kick as high as my nose. forehead, just checked.
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    Hrm... I can take 18 of them. Psh. x.x

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    Hehe... Ego's a pushover for them young 'uns.

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