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    Want to join? Simple::

    1. Wander aimlessly in.
    2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
    3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
    4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
    5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
    6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus the AMEN soul bank for the goodly disinclined.
    7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode!


    And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

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    Default Re: AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki

    Damn, I missed my chance by one post. All well...

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    Well, I still need someone to play the Giant Enemy Mecha.
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    Haruki suddenly goes hyperactive.

    "ohmahgawdohmahgawdohmahgawdohmahgawd!!! I had a thread named after me??? AWESOME!!!! O.O" The Angel celebrates this by taking a pie from the freezer, which probably had been there for a very long time and throwing it at whoever is closest to him.

    Emphasis on the fact that this is a PIE.

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    The pie flies back at Haruki's face.
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    Haruki ducks and lets the pie fly at someone other than DC.

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    PM gets hit in the face with the pie. "Auuuugh! It burns! Get it off!"
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    "I'll save you! I'll save you!"

    Haruki runs to get a high-pressure hose and blasts the quarterling out the window with it.

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    Meanwhile during all this pie madness, the enemy mecha FIRED ITS LAZOR. This may induce LAZOR in Haruki.
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    Trogdor suddenly appears in a lab coat and very scientific glasses.


    Did someone say PI?

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    "Fool! You can't induce the Lazor! that would imply--"

    "IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!"

    *shoop da whoop*

    *straight at DarkComet*

    *takes a moment to explain that Lazors are not matter, hence cannot be deflected by Telekinesis*
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    *takes a moment to explain the properties of Laser vs. Lightsaber, which he obtained at K-Corp*

    DC deflects the lazor. Your choice as to where it goes.
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    ah! a lazor!

    sheep in incinerated.

    ((in other news...: Yay new thread!))

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    The Onion appears and flies straight at the back of DarkComet's head. It splats, and turns into sausage flavored goop.
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    It is thrown back at the incinerated remains of Sheep, which are used to bury the Onion.
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    "Fools! You have allowed me to start more threads than the Mad Pogoer himself! I am unstoppable now!"

    v Check the index.
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    ...how many threads have you started?

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    Why is it that normally powerless objects have decided to deface my head!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PirateMonk View Post
    "Fools! You have allowed me to start more threads than the Mad Pogoer himself! I am unstoppable now!"
    SP pauses for a moment.

    "Dammit. I soooo wanna comment on this, but it seems more like Saur territory, and I think I've already spent all the uses on his 'Come back for a few minutes for free' card."
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    I gots an award. Sort of.

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    PM casts Summon Sarcastic Necromancer.
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    Suddenly Fullbladder grabs DC's shoulder from behind and sticks his head up beside the psion's.

    "Because they like you, I guess. Hey, you've got a giant robot! We should fight!"

    He bounces off to the side and painfully rips out his soul with a spark extractor. The red orb that it is immediately zooms down the corridor and out of the base.
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    Fullbladder's awesome.

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    AAAHHHH!!! sheep quickly casts greater dispel magic to counter it.

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    DC waits to see what Fullbladder's thing will do.
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    There is a horrific rumble. And then a house smashes against the base/robot/whatever.

    A mountain rises upon four massive stone stubs and lurches, crab-like, toward DC's machine. A pair of smaller mountains, shaped into claws, are attached to the sides. Erosion and quick avalanches have given the mountain a face, and subsequent avalanches allow modification of expression.
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    Fullbladder? Is that you?
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    sheep takes out a grenade launcher and blasts fullbladders face open. You are now no longer capable of making faces.

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    Saurous pops up. He doesn't waste any time, ripping into PM immediately.

    "Congratulations. You've posted more times than an emo hermaphrodite/transsexual on a pogo stick with HPD who managed to 'rule' over AMEN for a period of time because no one really wanted to deal with him/her. You should feel so proud, stooping down to his/her/I-really-don't-give-a-rats-ass-about-Rex's-gender's level. Whoop-dee-****ing-doo."

    Saurous then slashes Sheep across the throat, and disappears again when the spell wears off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkcomet View Post
    Why is it that normally powerless objects have decided to deface my head!?
    "Mostly because you keep deflecting them. Kinda like when you find out someone keeps healing or regenerating so you keep hurting him to see it happen."

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    SP pauses for a moment.

    "Dammit. I soooo wanna comment on this, but it seems more like Saur territory, and I think I've already spent all the uses on his 'Come back for a few minutes for free' card."
    "Then why not come back permanently for a fee? We'll give you a discount."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saurous View Post
    Saurous pops up. He doesn't waste any time, ripping into PM immediately.

    "Congratulations. You've posted more times than an emo hermaphrodite/transsexual on a pogo stick with HPD who managed to 'rule' over AMEN for a period of time because no one really wanted to deal with him/her. You should feel so proud, stooping down to his/her/I-really-don't-give-a-rats-ass-about-Rex's-gender's level. Whoop-dee-****ing-doo."
    "Yes. Yes I have."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saurous View Post
    Saurous pops up. He doesn't waste any time, ripping into PM immediately.

    "Congratulations. You've posted more times than an emo hermaphrodite/transsexual on a pogo stick with HPD who managed to 'rule' over AMEN for a period of time because no one really wanted to deal with him/her. You should feel so proud, stooping down to his/her/I-really-don't-give-a-rats-ass-about-Rex's-gender's level. Whoop-dee-****ing-doo."

    Saurous then slashes Sheep across the throat, and disappears again when the spell wears off.
    ((Ouch. I sense some anger in that post. Or was it just me.))

    Oh well. Another Onion flies at DCs head. This one has a telekinetic shielding. It connects and splatters tomato juice all over him.
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