Dancing Fox OoC Chat Thread IV:

[Quinsar]

Tutorial!
Here it is!

[Beholder1995]

Beholder, I really think that she won't marry you when she learns your opinions on corsets...

Nope, it's too late. Already married. Rings, ceremony, etc.

Emphasis on etc.

And she'll be even more freaked when she learns my opinions on divorce...

[Lupy]

I know the pope! I have Leigh's divorce covered![/COLOR]

[Mee]

Byebyez, FF, and Moofy.

[Leigh]

*makes popcorn*

[Beholder1995]

I know the pope! I have Leigh's divorce covered.

No.

Do.

Not.

Go.

There.

[Lupy]

He's hiding from my masculinity.

Oh? I know a rabbi, several preachers, and a bishop too.

[Leigh]

*chugs soda*

[Beholder1995]

He's hiding from my masculinity.

Lupy... I can't believe I have to point this out to you...

but the pope is Catholic. *winces*

Real Catholics don't divorce.

That's just it. You might as well have just taken a shot at Pope Benedict XVI.

[Mee]

*chugs own soda*
This is funny, eh, Leigh?

[Lupy]

Real Americans do what they want to, all respect to the Pope. Also, I don't think Leigh is Catholic. Thus, she can divorce you.

[Mee]

Yoo hoo! Lupy! See edit in tutorial thread!

[Beholder1995]

Meh.

Both parties have to agree on the divorce.

[Leigh]

*side-elbows Mee*
This is gettin' good...

[Lupy]

She can file a domestic abuse charge if you make her wear a corset though.

[Quinsar]

Vuice of Oz Mayor:
Stop! Guys are gettin into religion. Not good!

[Mee]

*nods*
This is great. But . . . could we change the channel before they start talking politics? I think there's something better on.
*changes channel*

[Beholder1995]

She can file a domestic abuse charge if you make her wear a corset though.

I'm not that old fashioned.

Although there was that one outfit... remember that, Leigh? Oh, that was a good honeymoon...

[Leigh]

Ah, that'd be smart.
*watches channels flipping*
*laughs*

[Lupy]

Corsets cause organ deformation. Also, what would your mother think knowing that you married an x-year old. x= Leigh's age, for those of you who also know.

[Mee]

"Monty python!"
*stops changing channels*
*Now, Lupy and Beholder must act out a Monty python skit!*

One thing I have to point out: No, corsets don't. Not the proper ones. The proper ones are quite comfortable.

[Leigh]

I'm thirteen.
Don't worry, s'okay.
EDIT: Comfortable?! Erm, no. Not the bone ones.

[Beholder1995]

My mom?

Dunno. She'd probably think it was funny.

Then check my History for the past three weeks.

Also, you're just jealous. I can smell it from over the Mason-Dixon line.

[Lupy]

How do you know? (Also, bodies from the time have deformed chests from wearing corsets)

The skit.

That's the pork. Oh, how's your Canadian food? (No offense to Canada. But we know you all live on doghnuts and moosemeat.)

[Leigh]

I never knew so much could come from a prom date and a husband over the internet...

[Mee]

. . . I have my sources.

Well, that's also when they are worn all day long.

[Beholder1995]

I quite clearly remember stating that I wasn't that old-fashioned.

I also remember saying that I could smell it.

~-~

No no. Not that skit.

"I wasn't expecting this sort of Spanish Inquision!"

[Mee]

Lupy: What's wrong with moose meat? I've eaten it many times. It's good.

[Lupy]

Not old fashioned eh? Smashing. - You'll cave.

Besides, no one North of Dixieland can smell anything, NYC ruins their noses with it's clouds of smog.

EDIT: It was a weird Al quote.

[Leigh]

...>.>
*re-watches Monty!*