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    Default The most epic OotS quotes

    No, not funny quotes, but the epic ones (AKA climatic quotes). If there was already a thread like this one, I don't care. My candidate, strip #105:

    So, uh... run away?
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    I'M A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!!!

    Hey, Redcloak, check it out. I totally just conducted a job interview in the middle of a battle!

    Wow, that might just be the stupidest thing I've heard all day, but since I've been talking to Elan all morning, it might not even make the top ten.

    I GOT A FOUR!

    Oops, I thought this was a 'funny' one. sorry.
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    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0451.html

    "Order every hobgoblin, zombie, ghoul, or whatever else we have to charge that breach in the wall, and not to stop until they can feel the ocean spray on their faces.
    We're going to win this war NOW." - Redcloak

    That always felt epic to me. I mean, it seriously made me root for the bad guys. Not seriously, but you know, made me go all WOW. Maybe it's the imagery. What with the ocean spray and all...
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    "Rise, my children. The honor of a paladin is unbreakable. Even by death itself."

    "Ghost-Martyrs of the Sapphire Guard - ATTACK!"
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    Oh, I just recalled the unforgettable speech Elan gave us in THIS strip. Don't count the last 4 panels .

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    "This one's for you, Mom. Fire the catapults!" from 422

    "NALE!" from, um, OK you know I forget exactly. But when Elan crashes through the window. Epic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS Oceanic View Post
    "Rise, my children. The honor of a paladin is unbreakable. Even by death itself."

    "Ghost-Martyrs of the Sapphire Guard - ATTACK!"
    Seconded.

    That line gave me chills the first time I read it.

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    Dude, don't taunt the godkilling abomination

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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS Oceanic View Post
    "Rise, my children. The honor of a paladin is unbreakable. Even by death itself."

    "Ghost-Martyrs of the Sapphire Guard - ATTACK!"
    That line will never cease to be badass.
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    See? my gods power to get us into troule is stronger than your gods power to get us out of it.
    sorry, didn't see the no funny thing

    The entire speech by Celia Here: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0282.html
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    "Time to buckle our swash!"

    "Ladies and Gentlemen, Azure City is officially off the grid."

    and

    "Next Stop: Azure City"

    I assume you guys can figure out where they're from.

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    Best candidates:

    "Charge" 105

    "You!...broke!...my!...sword!" 114

    "Wanna make out?" 400

    "It appears not everyone agrees with your analysis" 407

    "Splat!" 443

    "Only the Honor of a Paladin is Unbreakable" 449

    "I can live with that" 464

    "Azure City is officially off the grid" 484

    "Disintigrate...Gust of Wind" 595

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    "-His hands were still not the ones on the sword that sliced through my uncle. Yours? Were." Hinjo to Miko.

    Also, the POW! by Roy, slamming her into the wall in the same comic: http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0409.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by RMS Oceanic View Post
    "Rise, my children. The honor of a paladin is unbreakable. Even by death itself."

    "Ghost-Martyrs of the Sapphire Guard - ATTACK!"
    Good ones.

    Not really a quote, but the last 5 panels in 419...
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    "It appears not everyone agrees with your analysis" is probably my favorite.
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    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0603.html

    The last panel of this one is just epic to me yet funny to me. She goes on about how this is going to be hard for her, then remembers everyone here is an *******, and immediately goes into complete rogue rage.
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    Default Re: The most epic OotS quotes

    People have already said some pretty good ones, let me add another one to the list:

    "The jig is up, Kubota! Surrender now!" while crashing through the window is such an awesome thing that it's kept being in my head for a while now.

    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0589.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoC175 View Post
    Dude, don't taunt the godkilling abomination
    First I think this is more of a funny line and second, it's my sig so I ninja'd you like 3 years ago.

    PS: I really don't care, it's a very good line.

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    "Oh buddy Roy..."

    I still get teary eyed when I think of that.

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    Start of Darkness.
    Finale.
    Xykon.

    That is all.
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    : They can go to their slave pits & tell the other humans how merciful we were, and how one of their own paladins was willing to let them die. It'll be great P.R., don't you agree?
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    That was the most epic. I was soo moved.
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    How has nobody brought up this entire comic yet?
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    how abouthttp://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0056.html
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kris Strife View Post
    "Oh buddy Roy..."

    I still get teary eyed when I think of that.
    #445... that has to be my favourite (and possibly the most epic) OotS comic.
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    #472 is really epic considering that two otherwise minor characters live through an otherwise deadly situation.
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    Here lies Therkla
    She would have made a pretty cool girlfriend, too.

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    #442: We Can Do This the Easy Way...

    I should point out three factors that I think you failed to fully consider, though.
    Factor one: I can fly under my own power, thanks to the Overland Flight spell I cast this morning.
    Factor two: A zombie dragon that lacks a bite attack isn't especially vaulable to me.
    Factor three: Meteor Swarm.

    My personal epic favorite by far.

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    It doesn't matter if you win or lose, as long as you look really cool doing it!
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