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    "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamishspence View Post
    "You got to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em. Know when to walk away, and know when to run."
    Was that actually in the comic? Which one?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sun_tzu View Post
    Start of Darkness.
    Finale.
    Xykon.

    That is all.
    I second this.
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    "The really unforgivable acts are committed by calm men in beautiful green silk rooms, who deal death wholesale, by the shipload, without lust, or anger, or desire, or any redeeming emotion to excuse them but cold fear of some pretended future. But the crimes they hope to prevent in the future are imaginary. The ones they commit in the present--they are real." --Aral Vorkosigan

    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    This, in a nutshell.
    Yes, exactly.

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    I agree with everyone about Xykon's speech at the end of SoD.
    Also, "It appears not everyone agrees with your analysis."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finwe View Post
    Was that actually in the comic? Which one?
    467, awesome quote
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    There is no mind control, citizen. Please go back to your fun.
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    Kroy speaks the truth.
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    I third the 'Finale of SoD' thing. AWESOME.

    'Oh Buddy Roy' is there too. SO SO SAD.
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    Ooh, I like "Roy may have been OK with dying as a hero, but I'd much rather live as one." in that strip. Not quite "epic", but good.

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    Lick my orange balls, halfling!

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    "I've wasted my life on anger and needless rage, when I could have been healing."
    "My eyes are finally open. From this day forward I'm never hurting a living creature ever again."
    "Dismiss Owl's Wisdom."
    "Let's kill those losers!"

    (Kinda epic, for my taste... XD)
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    "Give in to your anger, young Greenhilt. Strike him down and take your place by my side!"

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    : WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?

    A long one, but needs to be quoted in full. (Xykon shouts "Energy drain!" throughout the speech when casting it)

    :Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I have to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. Because yes, I am a sorcerer--and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies". And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch--give me the sledgehammer to the face any day.
    (from Start of Darkness)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Varkarrus View Post
    Lick my orange balls, halfling!
    On that note, "No seriously, give them a good once over."
    "They couldn't know that the points from the mainline to the siding were frozen, and the signal should have been set at 'DANGER', but snow had forced it down."
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    http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0480.html

    the last 7 panels, from "...I don't have many spells left today" ..... "Disintegrate" .... "What? I said I didn't have MANY spells left."

    Made me realise [UK spelling] just how powerful Redcloak really is.

    And the speech in the middle of that sequence, helps us remember that life, and OotS, are more complicated than just 'Good vs Evil':

    "Your city? Oh, I'm sorry, I thought someone would have told you by now. See, this is MY city now, paladin! I figure you owe me one village plus 35 years interest, so this is a good start!"

    My sort of epic.

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    this
    THEN LET THE REAPING BEGIN!!!
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    Strip#409:

    DIE!
    No.
    You would stand between me and this evil murderer?
    I'll stank between any two murderers I wish, thanks.
    Oooo, burned!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frog Dragon View Post
    Had to second since no one else did. Funny AND Epic.

    "Oh.

    Oh no.

    I wouldn't touch your skinny uptight ass with a standard issue ten foot pole, you overbearing, self-righteous bitch."

    My other two seconds (fifths?) are the ghost-martyrs of the Sapphire Guard sequence (I actually think the single panel in which Xykon is standing there dumbfounded as a result of the previous panels is the *most* epic moment) and "This one's for you, mom. Fire the cannons!"
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    "oh buddy roy" for definate did anyone else find themselves singing it out loud?
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    Wanna make out? [400]

    ..A fuzzy sort of epic...
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    Mee and Leigh are the only other sane ones here.
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    Somewhere along the line I lost the ability to say "no" to you or Leigh. But I'll always be your b*tch. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Talshor View Post
    I'll stank between any two murderers I wish, thanks.
    They have sprays for that.

    I don't normally make fun of misspellings, but this one just works so well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Raging Gene Ray View Post
    They have sprays for that.

    I don't normally make fun of misspellings, but this one just works so well.
    I was wondering if anyone else caught that. Great response.

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    Well, since my most favorite ones have been mentioned already, some more moderately epic quotes:

    512:
    "Main Tower, we're seeing a red diamond signal in sector 18, near the granary."
    "Copy that, Tower 5, we see it too."

    520:
    "Hell no, not that tool. I meant the TRUE power in Azure City.
    "True Power? Who is -"
    "mmRRRRROWWW!"

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    "Order every hobgoblin, zombie, ghoul, or whatever else we have to charge that breach in the wall, and not to stop until they can feel the ocean spray on their faces.
    We're going to win this war NOW." - Redcloak

    That always felt epic to me. I mean, it seriously made me root for the bad guys. Not seriously, but you know, made me go all WOW. Maybe it's the imagery. What with the ocean spray and all...
    This. THIS. That entire comic was epic, but that was just the awesome climax.

    Redcloak took a level in badass, apparently.
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    Raz, you scoundrel! You planned this!
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    Great, and now I'm imagining what Raz's profile on a dating site would look like. "Must be okay with veils."
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    I don't think there is such a time to have veils that it is not the fault of Raz_Fox.
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    It's a freaking Romulan dump truck. The Romulans are no more likely to build an unarmed warp-capable ship than they are to become a hippy commune.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taekwondodo View Post
    "oh buddy roy" for definate did anyone else find themselves singing it out loud?
    I'd do, if I know how to. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luena View Post
    I'd do, if I know how to. D:
    Its to the tune of 'Danny Boy' if that helps?

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    "I preapared Explosive Runes this morning".

    It's epic...ally funny
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    You seem to like summoning monsters and watching them beat the everloving crap out of one another.

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    Most of this strip http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0452.html

    I'm still not sure who did the "right" thing.

    There were no specific quotes, but the bravery of the Azurite soldiers is pretty epic. It was a pretty crushing strip, actually.
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    Shojo: Everything I did, I did for my people. (Sorry, no link)
    Every time I read it, it sounds like the trailer for a movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Seth View Post
    A long one, but needs to be quoted in full. (Xykon shouts "Energy drain!" throughout the speech when casting it)

    :Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? Proverbially, of course? A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a wizard. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I have to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. Because yes, I am a sorcerer--and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies". And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die. You can have your finely-crafted watch--give me the sledgehammer to the face any day.
    (from Start of Darkness)


    Seconded, but it needs to be spoilered.
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
    Which is saying something, considering that Chuck Norris... was Chuck Norris.

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    Although I do not like her, I think that Mikos "The path is clear" sounds very epic.
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    O-Chul: I did make that decision, and it was my blade that did the deed. I will not say more about it, lest I speak ill of the dead.

    The fact that he would defend a dead person that potentially helped destroy the world is pretty badass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KazilDarkeye View Post
    "I preapared Explosive Runes this morning".

    It's epic...ally funny
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