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Thread: The most epic OotS quotes
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2019-08-17, 01:58 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
This is wildly off topic but I don't think I'm going to derail this anymore by saying it. The only way I personally know of to cast a personal range spell on someone other than yourself is in pathfinder. Alchemists get some personal range spells as extracts, and with the infuse extract discovery other people can use one's extracts. There's even errata acknowledging you can do this and everything.
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2019-08-17, 09:11 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-17, 11:21 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-17, 01:44 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
I'm a fan of Xykon's entire monologue in 657.
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2019-08-17, 09:59 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-20, 03:30 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
"As the size of an explosion increases, the number of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."
Edit: "And that would be wrong."Last edited by Jay R; 2019-08-20 at 03:31 PM.
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2019-08-20, 03:36 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
I like the ones that are less flashy and more raw, the ones that expose the way the characters feel in a really gut-wrenching way. In other words, Book 5.
"How could this possibly be a joke? Where's the punchline? I know you're the straight man around here, so telling jokes isn't really your area of expertise. But trust me, there's nothing funny about it. He just walked in there and saved my life, and got straight up murdered for it."
"This is it, isn't it? This is what us losing looks like. ... We don't have months, Haley. We don't have days. Hell, we might not even have hours. And as of right now, we don't even have any spellcasters!"
"Roy, I'm a spellcaster."
"YOU DON'T COUNT!!"
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2019-08-20, 05:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-22, 02:04 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
My faves-
“Give me the sword. Then run.”
“Disintegrate! Gust of wind! Now, can we please resume saving the world?”
“You’re... me.”
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2019-08-22, 02:19 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
This, and also this in http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0881.html:
Belkar: Hey, uh, quick question:
Belkar: If I'm experiencing intense nausea right now, do you think that's due to the blood loss—
Belkar: —or because your whining is making me want to puke?
Panel 1, Page 2
Haley: Belkar, I don't think this is the best time for—
Belkar: No, no, I think I have something to say to Captain Wallow-Pants here.
Belkar: Do you have any idea how bloody useless we were while you were taking your dirt nap?
Panel 2, Page 2
Belkar: The redhead can't lead anyone out of a wet paper bag, and I almost vomited myself to death because you weren't there to keep me from doing something stupid.
Belkar: And the other half was just as bad, from what I hear.
Belkar: Elan couldn't see past some lame subplot, Durkon sat on his thumbs, and I think the elf almost went nuts.
Panel 3, Page 2
Belkar: So you're gonna ***** out now and "sound the alarm?" Sure, whatever.
Belkar: I mean, that bell got rung when a billion hobgoblins stomped up and down on Hinjo's face. I don't hear the cavalry yet.
Panel 4, Page 2
Belkar: The get-the-hell-out-of-here part, though I can get behind.
Belkar: Try to lay low. Bet you can hide on your ditzy girlfriend's cloud. Bring your sister, too.
Belkar: And hey, maybe some other hero will pop out of nowhere to stop this Snarl thing at the last minute.
Belkar: Who knows? It would probably make a better story than this one.
Panel 5, Page 2
Belkar: Of course, it would mean that your best friend got horribly killed for absolutely no damn reason at all.
Panel 6, Page 2
Belkar: Me, I'm a heartless little bastard. I can shrug that kind of thing off.
Belkar: But you seem like maybe that might bother you at some point down the road.
When Belkar rubs this in Roy's face, showing that he's still exactly him, but different, is amazing.Last edited by Turin_19; 2019-08-22 at 02:22 PM.
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2019-08-23, 09:55 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
An explanation of why MitD being any larger than Huge is implausible.
See my extended signature here! May contain wit, candor, and somewhere from 52 to 8127 walruses.
Purple is humorous descriptions made up on the fly
Green is serious talk about hypothetical
Blue is irony and sarcasm
"I think, therefore I am,
I walk, therefore I stand,
I sleep, therefore I dream;
I joke, therefore I meme."
-Squire Doodad
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2019-08-24, 01:08 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
Yeah, were he turned the vampire spirit into a Mini Me for a round.
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2019-08-24, 10:22 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-25, 08:25 AM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
the most epic OotS quote is this one.
"New comic is up."~ The Giant
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2019-08-26, 05:54 AM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-26, 02:35 PM (ISO 8601)
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2019-08-26, 02:43 PM (ISO 8601)
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Re: The most epic OotS quotes
"Well, Durkon, now we're even, I guess. Now it's time for me to put my faith in you."
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.