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    Evil Inc. Do-gooders beware! - Psyke_D [Thread Auto-pruned]
    AMEN, Godmodding and Good Hating since, well, the last thread. - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN III: Revenge of the Munchkins - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN IV: Return of the Pogo - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN V: Rise of the Magtoks/Maggots - Rex Idiotarum
    AMEN VI: The Secret of Saurous Rock - Lord Magtok
    AMEN 007: Casino Ratavo - Saurous [Thread mysteriously missing]
    AMEN VIII: The REAL one! - Fus.Weapon 1337
    Amen IX: They just wouldn't stay away! - Korith
    AMEN X: Call of Moonthulu - Castaras
    AMEN XI: Raiders of the Lost Pie - PirateMonk
    AMEN XII: Now pretty much equivalent to Final Fantasy! - Castaras
    Amen XIII: Thread 1408 - Vespe Ratavo
    AMEN XIV: A Growing Industry - PirateMonk
    AMEN XV: Up to Eleven Days a Week- Vespe Ratavo.
    AMEN XVI: Sanity's Requiem - PirateMonk
    AMEN XVII: <insert witty title here> - Castaras
    AMEN XVIII: Idiocracy - PirateMonk
    AMEN XIX: Now Slightly Older Than Your Average Goldfish - Raistlin
    AMEN XX: Welcome, Here's Your Accordion - Vael
    AMEN XXI: All that is Necessary for Evil to Succeed is that Good Men do Nothing - Magtok
    AMEN XXII: WARNING - Contents may Cause Insomnia, Nausea, Nightmares and Psychosis - Uncle Festy
    AMEN XXIII: For ever Action, there is an Evil and Opposite Reaction - Haruki-kun
    AMEN XXIV: The √of all evil- Shas'aia Toriia
    AMEN XXV: I Am AMEN (And So Can You!)-Saurous
    AMEN XXVI: Attack of the Klones -Lord Vader
    AMEN XXVII: You All Saw It, the Orphanage Attacked Us- Goblin Music
    AMEN XXVIII: The Melancholy of Haruki- PirateMonk

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    Want to join? Simple::

    1. Wander aimlessly in.
    2. Avoid the random AMENites/HALOers who will attempt to kill you.
    3. Poke one of the current members until they hand you the paperwork.
    4. If the aforementioned current member you poke kills you rather than hands you the paperwork, then you didn't pay attention to step 2. Repeat steps 2 & 3.
    5. Sign the mountain of paperwork, preferably in your own blood, although anyone's blood will do.
    6. Prepare to have had your non-existent soul to have been sold to whoever gave you the legalese our leader-by-default, Lord Walrus the AMEN soul bank for the goodly disinclined some guy on E-bay.
    7. Congratulations! You're now an official AMENite! Do random stuff! Kill people! Make things asplode, explode, and resplode!


    And if you're just visiting, then please do not leave muddy footprints in the base. Also, please try to avoid bleeding all over the furniture. All those who visit should be aware that AMEN take no responsibility whatsoever for any torture/evil practices/soul stealing/spontaneous combustion/death that may occur to the individual visiting. Srsly.

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    f1RST p0S7!

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    lulz, n00b, badd gra|\/|Mar iZ against t3h bored rulez

    i ahm repotin joo nao

    But in all seriousness, prepare to get shot for bad grammar.

    *bang*
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    Oscar inhales deeply.
    "Aah. You gotta love the smell of a new thread..."
    He then keels over, unconscious. Martin walks in with his visor shut and his rebreather on.
    "Has anyone seen a vial of dark blue liquid? It's about this big, and..."
    He spots Oscar.
    "Hmm. Well, not to cause a panic, but i recommend we evacuate the base for a period of, say, twelve to sixteen hours. For no reason, really."
    He grabs Oscar by the back of the head and drags him out of the main room.
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    gah! mah heed is leekin'!! the water clone dissolves.

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    Uncle sloshes his negative energy cocktail in it's glass. He ignores Martin, as undead don't breate.
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
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    "Excellent choice of title."
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    Unfortunately for Festy, It's not poison-It's an airborne strain of a flesh-eating bacterium, the one thing that actually eats zombies(along with everything else organic.) Fortunately, though, his cup of negative energy will negate most of the damage done. (I recommend keeping a thermos of the stuff handy for the foreseeable future, by the way.) On a related note, Piratemonk will feel a burning sensation on his skin, eyes, tongue, and lungs.
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    Uncle sighs. "Sphere of Force. Air Purge." He is now in the center of an impenetrable, poison-free zone.
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    That guy was badass! He was like, "Oh! Oh, you're gonna try to Chuck Norris me, I'll just Chuck Norris you!" Unfortunately, I am the best Chuck Norris since Chuck Norris.
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    Martin walks in, visor down and rebreather on, carrying what amounts to a large vacuum. He looks at Uncle Festy, who is not being eaten by microbes, and stops.
    "I really need to find a way to use magic like that. It would be so helpful."
    He switches on the machine, and it flash-filters the air. He flips up his visor and turns off his breathing apparatus.
    "Much better."
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    you know if you want to hurt people all you have to do is stab them

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    Shas telprots inside the sphere.

    Hmm. . . without any air in here, how can I talk?
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    "Gah!" Uncle leaps backwards, slamming into the side of the sphere. Which starts rolling. Fast. It bounces off the nearest wall, caroms off the ceiling, and falls onto Martin.
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    The floor garners a new, Martin shaped dent as the sphere of force shoves him two feet into the floor. With a grunt, Martin gets up, lifts the sphere of force, and heaves it straight at GM.
    "It was an accidental lab release, cut me some slack. Or, keep bothering me, and I devise a strand of the virus to rot your tongue out. Not pleasant, Hmm?"
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    PM casts Sterilize on himself, killing all microbes in and on him. He then collapses and dies due to lack of vital microbes.
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    the sphere is is hits, but the sand clone just reforms
    can't have a fleshy tongue eaten if i don't have one!

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    Martin rolls his eyes.
    "I'm going back to my workshop. If anybody bothers me, I'm levering them."
    He drags the flash-air purifier back down the stairs.
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    A deep rumbling is felt within the base as a huge eight bajillion ton truck crashes into the wall of the base, in reverse destroying half of the room and running over Shas in the process. A young Angel jumps out the passanger seat, shaking, unable to stand or fly.

    "Haruki! Listen to me! All Angelic Specifications and stuff aside, that is NOT the proper way to drive a motorized vehicle."

    Out of the Driver's seat, Haruki jumps out. "WOOO! That was fun! Hey, come on, lay off me, I've only just learned to drive. Besides, how was I supposed to know 'R' meant reverse? It could have been anything! Like... Rapidly! Or 'Really Fast' Why didn't they just label the 'D' as an 'F' for forward instead?"

    "Oh, I've got you an F right here, you--"

    "LANGUAGE!"

    "Bite me!" The passenger Angel gets on the Driver's seat and pulls out of the base. "I'm never letting you drive anything other than a Mario Kart Racing Car!"

    "It's OK, man! I was happy to see you, too!"

    Haruki walks to the couch and jumps on it, throwing his luggage aside. "Ah... finally back home. Hey, we have a newbie! Hi, new guy! What's your name?"

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    Martin stops dragging the machine long enough to answer.
    "I am Martin, the newest of an apparently large number of evil scientists working in this building. I will tell you now, and once only, to stay out of the Engineering Bay unless you are explicitly asked by me to come down to it. Failure to adhere to this rather simple guideline will result in extreme pain, followed shortly by death."
    He adjusts the settings on his Powered Armor, and hefts the two-ton block of machinery over his shoulder, disappearing down the stairs. Oscar slithers in and looks at Haruki.
    "Massive property damage? I like you already. I'm Oscar. I'm here because I bummed a ride from Martin when he left our reality. I enjoy killing things, pissing off Martin, and long walks on the beach. Sometimes I party."
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    Welcome back

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    "Thanks, GM!

    Oh, glad to have you around here. No, I'll stay out of anything engineering related, cuz engineers like Math, and Math sucks."

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    Atomsized strolls in.

    Does anyone get the title?

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    A purple lightning bolt drops down in front of Atomsized. From it's impact point, Rand appears
    Yo, I hope you don't mind if I drop by for a quick tour of your, erhm, *snicker* operations.
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    Atomsized scratches his head.

    Well....it's been awhile since i came here, so i wouldn't know if there were any operations going on....you'll probably have to ask someone else.

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    Hmm, understandable.
    He scans the room he's in, and a voice echoes throughout the facility
    is there anyone else here?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atomsized View Post
    Atomsized strolls in.

    Does anyone get the title?
    "I do."
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    Oh, hai. What's up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by atomsized View Post
    Atomsized strolls in.

    Does anyone get the title?
    ((Yes.))

    "Oh. Hi Haruki. Want a drink?" Uncle pours another cup of black liquid, and passes it to Haruki.
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    Oscar pipes up, waving his claws.
    "Don't do it! He plans to kill you and take your stuff!"
    He then takes the cup and drinks it himself, falling over and twitching.
    "Gak...Decaf...Losing all energy...Must...Remain...Conscious..."
    Oscar stops moving, and chainsaw snores can be heard.
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    "It just so happens I'm experimenting with airborne toxins as well. I'm just smart enough to keep them in my lab," comes a voice, right behind Martin.

    Should he turn around, he'll come face to face with Phase I Clone Trooper Armour. Because that's how Fullbladder rolls.
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