GLoG XI: We failed our "Witty Title" check (DC 3).

[Lex-Kat]

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That, and the wards Tessa put up (dimension lock in particular).

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FAQ:

1. What's the point? Isn't there already a good aligned organization? Why didn't you just join HALO?
   
   OOC, we have nothing against HALO. (IC may be a different story.) However, we wanted an organization that only allows good-aligned members and focuses on the redemption of evildoers. If the real world can have multiple organizations for the purpose of doing good, we don't see why the forum can't hold more than one as well.
   
   
2. No seriously. Aren't you just a HALO clone?
   
   Not intentionally. We have our own purpose and our own mission, which overlaps somewhat with HALO's, but is not identical.
   
   
3. Why don't you let anyone post in the main thread without PMing first?
   
   OOC answer: Honestly, we tried it, and it was too chaotic to read.
   IC answer: You don't let strangers wander into your house at all hours, do you? We just want to know who is in our house.
   
   
4. Still, it seems awfully rude. You've offended a lot of people.
   
   We're sorry. We didn't mean to.
   
   
5. What's the point of the visitor's centre?
   
   We still want to play nicely with others! So we set up the visitor's centre thread to provide an IC access port.
   
   
6. Are you part of the Town? Or are you in an extra dimension?
   
   We didn't really know at first, but when AMEN contacted us, it seemed clear that we inhabited some sort of reality with AMEN and HALO. Which means we aren't Town. I think. (Really, we're making this up as we go along!)
   
   New answer: Everyone's a part of the town, but the rules are different here, Town laws do not apply. ACRONYM rules do. So respect the rules, and we will all get along just fine.
   
   
7. Will you be interacting with the other groups?
   
   Yes, but we haven't worked out the mechanics yet. We're officially at war with AMEN, but we don't want random fighting going on in our headquarters. So we might be setting up a war thread or a plot thread or something, but we don't know yet.
   
   As far as HALO goes, we have no formal ties with them, though there is some membership overlap, and we're currently in discussions. IC, some of us have formed a negative opinion of HALO. It doesn't mean we have a problem with you OOC. (Honestly, Turtle isn't the brightest crayon in the box, and she's very defensive about being a former evildoer.)
   
   
8. GLoG is a pretty silly name, isn't it?
   
   Yes. Yes it is. One of our founding members used to belong to the Evil League of Evil (If you haven't heard of it, google 'Dr Horrible'), so when she turned good, it seemed reasonable to form the Good League of Good.

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[Goblin Music]

Maric unDeadtimes in the main room humming joyously

[Ashen Lilies]

Kitty walks into the main room, savoring the new thread smell.

[Kaelaroth]

((undeadtimes))

A somewhat healthier Czernov is sitting eating bean casserole, with penne pasta, in the bar area, perched on a bar stool, his expression grim. A glass of light red wine is by his right hand, barely touched.

Libulel is basking in the strong sunlight in the rose garden, joyous, turning this way and that to catch as many rays as he can.

[Morty]

Wenomir is working out in the training room.

[Kaelaroth]

Czernov gives up on his merely, barely touched, and pours the wine down the sink, before scraping his plate, and washing it up. Drying his hands, he wanders to the training area, planning to get some shooting down. Entering, he notices Wenomir, and quietly greets him.

EDIT: ((deadtime))

[Morty]

Wenomir, who's hitting a training dummy with sword, greets him back. Hello. How are you?

[Kaelaroth]

((You are online Is back))

All right. Czernov says, taking out a small, pistol-sized, homemade gun. You?

[Morty]

Not bad, thanks. Have you by any chance seen how is our prisoner doing?

[Kaelaroth]

The kobold, or George? Either way, I've seen neither. I apologise for disturbing you. Czernov says, slipping on earmuffs, and walking into the target range.

((deadtime properly, sorry.))

[Ashen Lilies]

Kitty nuzzles against TPBM. Phyllis is also available.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody is in the Great Hall, painting a portrait of a time when she and Turtle were playing in the Rose Garden. A tear runs down her cheek. Hello, kitty. She looks down at it.

[Ashen Lilies]

Kitty mewls at her. Meow.

[Lex-Kat]

Awww. Kitty want some milk? Melody will attempt to pick the kitty up.

[Ashen Lilies]

Kitty is picked up. He purrs, as if in affirmative.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody will go to the kitchen a pour the kitty a bowl of milk. I'll call you, um, Chocolate. Does that sound good?

[Ashen Lilies]

Chocolate mewls as the bowl of milk comes out, squirming slightly in Melody's grasp.

[Lex-Kat]

Melody puts the bowl on the counter and let's Chocolate go. She will get out a small can of tuna, open it, and put some in a dish, next to the lactose free milk. There you go.

((Just curiouos. Is there a reason you are playing a kitty? ))

[Ashen Lilies]

((Yes. Yes there is. It's a minor bit of (hopefully non-lethal to anyone) Plot-ish fun. All I have to say is that all is not as it seems.))

Chocolate noms happily.

[Lex-Kat]

((Okay. I just wanted to be sure. It's wierd RPing taking care of a kitty.))

Melody will grab the Spork of Power, and go to her room. She will create a kitty door that only Chocolate can enter and exit. She will Spork up a self-cleaning litter-box that she never has to change or smell.

She will then go back, and using the rest of the tuna, she will create a trail that leads to her room, placing a large chunk in the kitty door, and another just on the other side.

She will then go to bed.

((DEADTIME))

[Ashen Lilies]

Chocolate is inexplicably scared by the food trail, and darts off in the opposite direction, eying the food trail suspiciously from under the couch.

[Fan]

Fanboy walks into the room staggering, and cut to **** he then collpases hoping someone will heal his planar wounds.

[happyturtle]

Susan runs in and pours healing potions down his throat.

[Ashen Lilies]

Phyllis ports in. And spots Fan.
Damn. Is there never any quiet around here?
She attempts to heal Fan's wounds.
Kitty, still eying the food trail, comes over.

[happyturtle]

No, there's never any quiet. Turtle was taken from her sickbed, Susan says. We don't even know who did it. The man on the security tapes is someone we've never seen before.

[Fan]

Fan is revived succesfulyy, and he wakes with a start before hitting his head on something hard, and being knocked out.
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(Apparently not.)

[Ashen Lilies]

Phyllis sighs, she waves her silver-gloved hand, and Fan, along with the rest of the group are teleported to the infirmary in a flash of silver flames.

[Fan]

Fan awakes with a start screaming angerly.

[Ashen Lilies]

Sssshhhhhh.
You're safe.

[Fan]

"I dont care about me its Draken... He took Happy, and I was RIGHT there... And I couldn;t stop him."
Fan then sits there tears streaming down his face as contemplates what to do next.