[TOWN] The Dancing Fox Inn XXXVIII (That's the right numeral, right?)

[Green-Shirt Q]

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The white text is back! No, it's not.
Welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn! Come and try our one of a kind beverages and food, chat with friends, or grab a private room and relax. All are welcome to the Dancing Fox Inn.
You can't see it, but it's there! No. It's not.
We kindly ask, please, no smoking in the establishment. Also fire spells are prohibited. We also have a strict rule about keeping weapons sheathed, thank you and enjoy your stay!
Wooooooo! No wooooo.
Here's a map of the Inn and all it's glory:
Whitey white text! NO WHITEY WHITE TEXT!!!!!!
First Level

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Second Level

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Basement

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It's whi-i-ite! NO IT'S NOT!
Current Staff:
Doran- Barkeep and Innkeeper
Tarev- Barboy
Leigh- Barmaid
Jessica - Cook
Sora - Bard
On another note, Beholders are awesome. No they're not.
NOW HIRING: A Waiter / Waitresses, Someone that can cast Mending that can fix broken parts of the bar, A Bard for entertainment. If you're none of these but think you can help ask about a job, we'll talk. (( Also if you have a Banner idea, feel free to PM me one. I may use it ))

NPCs:

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Doran has yet to make any NPCs, and they're needed, so:

Name: Namel Less.
Race: Human.
Gender: Genderless.
Description: Completely average hight, weight, and so on.
He's the waiter when Doran isn't around.

And you all thought the white text was dead! No. We just hoped.
THE MENU: OF DEATH!!!!
Be sure to keep an eye out for our DAILY SPECIALS! Pffff, right. I have never seen one of these.
Wines:
Chimera Cabernet - A hearty red with hits of oak and black cherry. Oak? Cherry? Eww.
Elven Wine – imported straight from Elven lands But . . . what if the wagon made turns along it's way?
Merfolk Merlot - Full-bodied with a hint of rose. Full bodied? Eh?
AHA! NO AHA!
Bar Drinks:
Swampwater - A delicious lemon-lime delight with a nasty name.
Shocker Lizard’s Chider – Sends a shock through your body, bound to wake you up unless it kills you.
Mai Tai - Dark and pineapple juice. Dark? What is dark anyway?
Sneak on the Beach - Vodka, Cranberry juice, pineapple juice and Peach Schapps. How is it sneaky? :utterlyconfused:
Rust Monster - Scotch and Drambuie and flakes of rust. :D
Coffee - buzzzzz. Coffee = nassttee
Ice Liqueur - Guaranteed to cool you down. To the point you won't wake up for several hundred years!
Dragon's Liver Buster - The strongest drink in the house. Don't say we didn't warn you... Liver go boom.
Ichor Liquor - Made from a fermented mix of various kinds of blood, the perfect drink for vampires and similar creatures, like Kurvis. Mmmm, tasty.
Haley's Liquer - named for the redheaded rogue, a sweet creme liquer, excellent over ice. So redheads get drinks named after them? Where's the Ori special?
Wizard Blizzard - The effect depends on the spell stored in it. Other than that, it's made with crushed ice and Bourbon. Don't get a fireball one. Ever.
Manticore Martini – a regular Martini but stirred with a spike from a Manticore tail, giving it an exotic taste. And makes it poisonous! :D
Melon Juice – relaxes the mind. Maybe a bit . . . too far.
Green Tea - with a hint of sugar sugar. SUGAR!!!! :D
Beholder's Earl Grey - It's a tea named after everyone's favortie abberation. Need I say more? You mean besides the fact that he's not everyone's favorite?
Root Beer – For those who have a weak stomach Or those too young for the booze.
Cold Milk – For the kids See: Root Beer.
Burning Brandy- To keep the Archbishop happy And Aurea. ;)
Beers Ales & Such:
Thunder Ale - puts a boom in your tummy Then, it explodes! Killing you!
Grim Brewery brand Ginger - deathly good to the point of death.
Dwarven Brandy - comes from dwarven lands No derr.
Guilders Ale - a tasty treat that doesn't mess with your mind Yes it does. You only think it doesn't.
Rouges Rum - Warning: You may pickpocket while drunk you might always be pickpocketed!
Fairy Ale - You'll think you can fly But you can't. Because it's not red bull.
Renn's Rare Rum - a concotion of the barkeeps own making The suicide weapon of the creator's.
AHAHAHAHA! NO! BAD!
Fizzy Drinks: (courtesy of Leigh and Mee. Thanks!) *beams*
Blueberry buzz - Spyte soda, with blueberries, and blueberry syrup in it. It's blueeee!!!!
Banana cola - Root beer, banana slices, whipped cream on the top, and a cherry on that. A traditional.
Leigh special - A warm coffee (Bubbly, of course...with your choice of a hazelnut or chocolate flavor), with a swirl of peppermint, a stick of cocoa, and optional sprinkles and whipped cream. Not mine. This was Leigh's.
Triple threat - Root beer and coffee swirled together, with a lemon wedge jammed on the rim. Leigh's again.
K's special - Carbonated water, mixed with cream, pineapple flavoring, coconut sprinkled on top, then a few strawberries dropped into it. Very good. Go K!!!
Ice cream float - Your choice of flavors. Yeah, we have a wide variety, vanilla, or . . . vanilla. >.>
The cute drink - Just like K's special, but it has some fruit on the top. A lime slice as a smile, and two cherries as eyes. It's cute. It also comes with a little umbrella. It's so CUTE!!!
Spryte - the regular, boring drink. Translation: Meh.

Food: Not touching the food.
Peanuts
Chips & Dip
Curry - Chicken, beef, pork, or seafood
Kobold Tails
Cured Ham Steak
BBQ Hydra Heads
Salads (Spring Greens, Caesar, and Italian Pasta)
Pork Chops
Grapes
Mutton Chops
Golden Apple
Fish (Cod, Eel, Trout, Salmon) – Served with a lemon wedge
Fresh Bread
Fine Aged Cheddar
Fava Beans
Birdseed
Berries - all kinds, blue, black, straw
Roasted Quail - kinda like a small turkey
AHAHAHAHAHAH! HA! HA! And HA! Fail.
Dessert:
Muffins Muffins? In dessert? Really?
Brownies Browniiiiiiiiiesssssss . . . . . (For those that don't get this reference: Shame on you. Go read Van Von Hunter.
Slice of cake (Chocolate, cheese, whatever...) CAAKE!!!
Milkshake Because THIS! IS! MILKSHAKE!!!!!!!! *kicks off ledge*
*cough* Done now. Yeah right.

We hope you enjoy your stay at my our Inn.

The Ballad of the Inn
We Dream of a Town
Or am I?... *kills white text*

Seals of approval
'cause the DFI's awesome like that

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[Durp]

Chris fires his rifle at random people (PC's and NPC's)

[celtois]

*plays dramatic music and uses illusions to create scenery and smoke*

(it still has that new thread smell)

[Saintjebus]

Jere leans out of the way of a stray bullet.

Hey! You should not be doing that in here! That's rude.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Morgan runs away and sneaks using the goodness of his rogue levels. He prepares to "sneak attack laser shoot" Chris.

[Jjkaybomb]

(That's the right numeral, right?) is a witty title for the ages! XD yes, yes it is

Bubble messes with the laser pointer, shines the lite in his face brightly, gasps, squirms around, then understands and tries to zap Chex

[Durp]

Lighten up! it's laser tag! now where's bubble?
EEP! Where's that kid?
Chex fires at Bubble.

[Reath]

The teenaged girl stops her incessant chattering as a bullet drives through the table. After a moment of complete silence, she screams in terror.

[Green-Shirt Q]

Morgan tries to run out and protect Bubble.

Bubble! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! He says in slow motion.

He jumps in front of the laser.

[celtois]

*conjures a block of wood in front of chris? the mad scientist to trip him*

[Saintjebus]

Jere jumps toward Chris, staff spinning and blazing to life.

We'll see who will tag whom!

[Jjkaybomb]

Bubble hears the girl screaming in the dark, then starts screaming with a blank face and tries to zap Damian

Bubble is also hit

They are harmless right? XD

[Durp]

(Guys this is laser tag. it's bright red lights. no bullets.)
Chris trips over Chex towards morgan
EEK!
OH GOD WHY IS THAT GUY THROWING FIRE AT US!

[celtois]

*ducks out of the way* "oi I'm not armed" *conjures up a mirror in front of himself*

[Green-Shirt Q]

Bubble!

He blasts randomly at Chris in a rage.

[Durp]

My face!
Yaaa!
chex fires at morgan

[Jjkaybomb]

Bubble giggles madly and spins around, zapping madly everywhere

[Green-Shirt Q]

Morgan dodges it (no, I'm not being a cheater! ), and tries to carry Bubble out of the range of lasers.

[The Gremlin]

Bubble!

He blasts randomly at Chris in a rage.

Mist swirls around a chair, and a cat appears--
--whom is promptly hit by a laser.
What the hell?

[celtois]

*a few of bubbles shots bounce of the mirror and are now flying everywhere*
*conjures a bunch more mirrors covering the walls as well as a bunker for himself to hide in*

[Durp]

Chris tosses a disco ball
Hit the deck!
a stray laser hits it, and chaos erupts.

[Jjkaybomb]

Bubble is giggling madly as he is pulled away by Morgan

(also, is this laser pointer only a light laser pointer? Does it have any other features?)

[Durp]

(It has an infra-red scope)
Chex is hit
Yaaaaagh!

[celtois]

*lasers are bouncing from the disco ball off onto the mirrored walls and floor sending beams everywhere* "I'm glad I took cover in this bunker"

[Green-Shirt Q]

Lets take a strategic position behind the bar! Morgan says as he tries to pull Bubble behind the bar.

Now we can shoot above it and be protected ourselves in the bar-bunker!

Morgan pokes his head up from the bar and shoots at people, then ducks his head back down.

[celtois]

(keep in mind the floor ceiling and walls are all covered in mirrors that make the light beams bounce all around)

[The Gremlin]

*a few of bubbles shots bounce of the mirror and are now flying everywhere*
*conjures a bunch more mirrors covering the walls as well as a bunker for himself to hide in*

The cat knocks down a mirror, and suddenly shapeshifts into a tiny dwarf. Syssiflyn grabs the mirror and, using it for protection, runs to the bunker. What the hell's going on?

[Durp]

Chris throws a leather ball through a mirror
EEK!
Chex tips over a table for cover.

[celtois]

"they are playing laser tag your goal is not to get hit and to just get hit less then everyone else I threw Up a bunker and the mirrors just for laughs. I never got a weapon so I'm sort of just taking cover anyways nice to see you again syss"

[Jjkaybomb]

Bubble giggles madly, rolling about on the floor

He appears to have eaten the laser gun