GLoG XI: We failed our "Witty Title" check (DC 3).

[Goblin Music]

Maric comes an continues slinging spells at the Tank Drones

[Ashen Lilies]

Now they fire shrapnel at him!

[Fan]

A SCORCHING SPELL fires out. this ignores SR, DR, PR, and whatever elswe you got,.

[Ashen Lilies]

The drones get hot. A few overheat. Seriously, these are robots, things like fire or cold or holiness won't hurt them (except fire in extreme). Try lightning-ing them or throwing a book or something.
A tank drone smashes through the wall and enters the library.

[Darkcomet]

The forcefield goes down. DC-09 fires at the arm of a tank drone.

[Fan]

The drones get hot. A few overheat. Seriously, these are robots, things like fire or cold or holiness won't hurt them (except fire in extreme). Try lightning-ing them or throwing a book or something.
A tank drone smashes through the wall and enters the library.

(I no can haz lightning. :( )
They find a room comepltely filled with darkness, and brutal slashing blades. (Bright shreiks intellgent item SLAS finnaly coming into play! Deeper darkness, and True seeing!.)

[Ashen Lilies]

The tank drone is oblivionated by Brightshriek.



He fires with what?

[Darkcomet]

...What else does he have? Blasters of course.

[Ashen Lilies]

Strong Tank Golem is Strong.
Statement: I'm disappointed Dave. We could have retrofitted you with new weapons. Wouldn't you have liked a Portal Gun, Chell?

[Fan]

A PISSED looking Fan erupts from the room Brightshriek blazing as he charges the tanks using Ghost step to liberaly get on top of another one have a trank drone aim at him (feel free to negate this.), and warp off as it fires.

[Lex-Kat]

((So Lex's splatty pixie dust ball is ignored??))

Lex picks up a left over cake and shoves into one of the intake ports.

[Ashen Lilies]

The drones... explode? Yeah, they explode in a totally dramatic way.


<snip>

At the same time, a different speaker talks to Lex.
Oh! Pretty butterfly thing! I'd never hurt your friends. Except your cake. Because really, everyone hates cake. Unless it's Pixie Cake. Mmmmmm Pixie Cake!

Sorry if I wasn't clear.
So what cake you wanna be Lex? Chocolate Pixie Swirl? Or how 'bout a nice Linzertorte? Only then, those bits that get stuck in your teeth won't be berry seeds.


One of the tank drones shoots the other tank drone.

[Lex-Kat]

You want something to eat, eat this!! Lex generates a large ball of Pixie Dust, and throws it at one of the nasty tank things.

If it hits, it should splatter and gunk up the the working s of the tank. Maybe a little, maybe a lot. Your call, of course.

Never-the-less, it will be sparkly.

((Which means you missed this post, after yours. ))

Sorry, Pixies don't mix well with batter. Flying Chihuahuas!! Six Flying Chihuahuas appear and begin to attack any small, normally defenseless, appliances.

[Fan]

Fan ghost steps right as the firing happens going etheral =, and thus avoiding damage.
Fan contuwes to do this until hes sure the tanks are dead.
Failing this tractic he will summoun a Magma Mephit to be lava, and OOZE around as lava.

[Ashen Lilies]

((ah, right.))

Drones are destroyed in clever ways. The oven tries to engulf Lex and bake her.

[Darkcomet]

Now free of the tank drones, DC-09 shoots the oven.

[Goblin Music]

Maric looks at the oven You can't say he isn't consistent

[Lex-Kat]

The oven engulfs Lex, because she was concentrating on her Dust Ball which was slowly attacking a Tank Drone. Wierd. She thinks to herself, just before being eaten.

[Ashen Lilies]

A hover drone flies in the way of DC-09's blaster, and explodes.

The interior of the oven is hot, having already been preheated.

[Lex-Kat]

There is a loud *POP* that echoes out from the oven. Lex is gone. In her hurry, she POP'd to the only other place she feels safe. Rabbit's Citadel.

[Ashen Lilies]

All the electronics (including the cameras and computers and planes ) affected by the K-Corp transmission burn out.
KR-15's last words (here at least) were.
Awwww.... But I wanted that pixie cake so bad.

[Darkcomet]

The cameras?

OH CRAP

From the top of the cameras, sparks fly out. DC's spy cams are no more.

[Ashen Lilies]

A letter pops onto Fan's desk.

I am convinced. Your love has earned you respite from death. I'd say goodbye, but my business calls me elsewhere.

Yours Truly, Brahms.

[happyturtle]

Susan emerges from her plot-proof bunker and 's at all the destruction.

She's not very confident with the Spork, and to her, all the appliances are magic. No way would she be able to visualize a working toaster or a drone.

What she is able to visualize is a stout Regency housekeeper, and soon standing before her is a magical construct copied from her own Mrs Hill back in England.

She and Hillbot set to work putting things to rights. It will probably take them a long time.

[Morty]

Since Wenomir missed all the action, let's just assume he was busy busting drones around the workshop.

First fiery women, now robots. Can't we be attacked by demons for a change? I feel like I'm wasting my potential. And my workshop is a mess now. How am I going to learn some useful skills if we keep being attacked every five minutes?

[Ashen Lilies]

Chocolate walks into the greatroom, scanning the debris.

[happyturtle]

Rose crawls over to Chocolate and tries to play with him.

((is KR undeadtiming?))

[Kaelaroth]

((undeadtimes, annoyed to have missed the whole robot thing ))

Czernov's looking at the carnage, which should now have been mainly cleared up, with a raised eyebrow, a hand to his brand spanking new homemade laser gun.

Libulel's abounding about.

[Morty]

Wenomir is busy dumping sliced robot parts outside the workshop. He's cut and bruised.

[Ashen Lilies]

((If you want her to, though I don't have long.))

Chocolate walks toward the adults, because adults mean food, and food is yu-
AH ZOMGWTF FAT BLUE FLESHY THING!!!
Chocolate pokes Rose with his nose.