Helping IntSec with their inquieries.

[Aergoth]

Eric was actually hoping someone might get killed by the blast, perhaps that trecherous commie mutant, but it all made good television regardless. He was still a little twitchy but: "Thank friend computer! All good here. Chester, does the Mutant have anything we can use to bandage Rubiks' arm? Even a bit of rope would do, I think. I'd rather us all die in a nice explosion than ruin the hygiene of the group by bleeding to death on the floor. And it doesn't make good Television. Firefights are good television. Eric pulls his pistol carefully, however he regretfully has to put his boom mike into his bag. Oh well. Friend Computer probably had enough firefight sounds to dub it.

[Sicarius]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

"Owowowowow!" Rubiks-R bites down on a Happy Pill from her own personal bag so she doesn't end up biting off her own tongue. "Docbot!" She punches in a request at her PDC for the Docbot to be ready to help at the tram destination. "That hurts a lot." Rubiks-R grits through her teeth, hoping for the pain relief part of the Happy Pill to take effect soon.

[Evil DM Mark3]

Your request for a a Docbot has been logged. You have been placed in a list based on need and location. You are currently number 427. I would also like to remind you that your Transtube has now arrived.

[BornAgainGamer]

BARGY-R-GEE-1

Bargy continues towards the transtube, turning briefly as he hears Rubiks girly cry. Oooh, that'll smart, he considers saying something but instead just grins an even bigger grin as he steps into the transtube compartment and looks for an empty seat.

[Jokes]

Izzy HapO

"Where do you think you're going, Mutant?" Izzy aims the D-gun at Bargy.

[BornAgainGamer]

BARGY-R-GEE-1

Bargy hears Izzy's plaintive cry as he is about to enter the Transtube.

"WHERE DO I THINK I'M GOING?" he shouts,

"Well, it appears to me that I'm the only one taking any notice of the computers instructions and on top of that the only attempting to complete the mission the computer has sent us on. While you lot",
his arm makes a sweeping gesture that takes in all of the non-ooze troubleshooters,

"waste the computer's time coming up with some trumped-up charges against me, that I, a loyal troubleshooter, citizen and dedicated member of News Services and HPD & Mind Control, am a MUTANT. Has it not occured to you that Rubiks intended this to happen when she gave me the poisoned BBB. Driving a wedge through our relationships, like a warm flexiblade through Cold Fun",

his melodramatic monologue over, he lowers his voice and says,

"I thought you were my friend, Dr Puppet"

[Aergoth]

Eric aims his pistol at the Commie Mutant traitor. "I think we're going to have to shoot the trouble now. It'll make good television."

[Sicarius]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

Rubiks stands behind the Happiness Officer and the deadly puppet. "Hmm...this should be a great first test shot of the D-Gun. We should shoot the mutant and then board the transtube as to not commit treason by excessive tardiness. Izzy-R-DOC-1, please be careful of collateral damage to Computer property."

[BornAgainGamer]

Infamy, Infamy, they've all got it Infamy OR am I just being Paranoid

[Jokes]

Dr Puppet

If it had eyes, it would be staring down the barrel at Bargy, seeing neither man, nor mutant, but friend.
If it had eyes, it might be crying.
If it had eyes, it would have closed them, as Izzy pressed his finger down on the trigger.

GM-

Spoiler

Show

energy weapon - (1d20)[2]

[BornAgainGamer]

SECRET ROLL

(1d20)[14]

Jokes - pmsl

[Evil DM Mark3]

Let a thousand perversities bloom!

[Sicarius]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

Rubiks-R's blood loss made her giddy in the head, and she started to sing a limmerick just like the ones she had heard when she was a Junior Citizen.

"A mutant named Bargy-R-GEE.
Got poisoned by tasty B-Three.
He came in a traitor
But will soon be a crater
Because the Computer trusts me.


Rubiks tries to stand up straight. It was getting hard to stay focused, and so she hoped that her little song made the Mutant Traitor distracted.

(2 perversity to help out Izzy-R-DOC)

[Evil DM Mark3]

Happy-R-DOC-1 fires and a beam of off white light spirals out of the D gun, disintegrating a hole about 3 inches wide in BARGY-R-GEE-1's jumpsuit, but no further. BARGY-R-GEE-1's eyes glow green and a halo of green light flies out, striking all troubleshooters in the face.

Violence rolls to resist:
Happy-R-DOC-1
(d20)[12]
Rubiks-R-QUB-1
(d20)[16]
Eric-R-TAT-1
(d20)[18]
Chester-R-HAM-1
(d20)[3]

Eric-R-TAT-1 and Rubiks-R-QUB-1 are Snafu'd. You can still walk about and talk but cannot use equipment or attack.

Happy-R-DOC-1 is, um, GONE. There was a clap as if of thunder and he vanished leaving nothing but a faint odor of Hot Fun. Doctor Puppet and all the equipment is gone too!

[Evil DM Mark3]

(d20)[6]

And I bet you are all wondering why aren't you?

[BornAgainGamer]

BARGY-R-GEE-1 Hygiene Officer

Bargy watched the scene unfold with a slight detachment. He saw the hole appear in his jumpsuit and waited for the pain to bite. Then the green light appeared. "Where in the vat did that come from?" he wailed. His irritation at being the victim of a conspiracy amongst the rest of the team, turned to anger and thoughts of revenge,

Dr Puppet must die. I will not rest until his rubbery guts are spilled and he can no longer carry on his charade, he thought.

Bargy reached into his pack and pulled out ...

[BornAgainGamer]

and stopped as Izzy and Dr Puppet disappeared. A wide smile spread across his face as he called the computer via his PDC. "Request advice Friend Computer. One troubleshooter vanished, two dazed and confused. Rubiks lost half her arm but seems to be able to continue walking around, even taking time out to compose traitorous ditties. Suspect she has some form of mutant endurance power. Request authority for termination for Rubiks."

[Evil DM Mark3]

Please request and fill out appropriate termination request form. If target is incapacitated I see no reason why [distorted] you can't of course.

[Aergoth]

"Mutant Commie Traitor! You killed Izzy! And Doctor Puppet! Of course you don't want the mission completed traitor!" Eric can't even reach for his gun.

[Jokes]

GM

Spoiler

Show

(1d20)[6]

[Sicarius]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

"Traitor! Mutant! Commie! Eric-R-TAT-1, show the video of that green light and his eyes turning green to our friend the Computer! That was clearly a traitorous and illegal mutant power!"

[Aergoth]

"How do I do that?"
Eric was now fumbling aqwardly with the controls on the PDC and the Camera. He couldn't seem to get it to work, but yes, it was still recording. Eric-R-TAT-2 would be able to use it.

[Sicarius]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

Rubiks-R, with the traitor in sight but unable to do anything about it, takes cover in the transtube, hoping her sense and sensibility would return soon.

Bargy-R was the biggest traitor ever! And traitors had the unfortunate tendency to be unreceptive to bribes.

While hiding, more of her RED clearance blood dripped on the ground, making her see something. "Left-R-SHU, you know I'm telling the truth, right?" She asks of her left sneaker, stroking it's toe appreciatively. You and your vatmate Right-R came from PLC and trusted me, and now the traitor is trying to call me a traitor. You were there when I bought that can, and I never drugged it. And look, Izzy-R was being super-loyal and even volunteered to test the D-Gun and look. He was Mutanted away. The Computer will hear of this, but I can't see my PDC. But you believe, right?"

[Evil DM Mark3]

3 perversity for the man talking to his shoes. Good tick use.

[BornAgainGamer]

BARGY-R-GEE-1 HighJinx Officer

Bargy ...

Draws Sword ...

Perfects maniacal visage ...

Observes Rubiks entering Transtube ...

Whispers "Thanks friend Computer" ...

Cries Out, "HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S BARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGY" ...

Reasserts the Computers patiently generated symmetry ...

Uhhhh - yeh, chops off Rubiks other arm ...

Wait's for the 'It's only a flesh wound' retort ...

Continues with his mission ...

[Evil DM Mark3]

I need a hand weapons roll there. Also wait a while yet before your action after that please as there is one Troubleshooter out there who can attack you.

[BornAgainGamer]

(1d20)[3]

No problem waiting.

"I love friend computer,
He lets me maim and kill,
He makes great guns
and cleaning stuff
and lots of other things"

[Sicarius]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

The second that Rubiks-R sees the traitor Bargy continue his completely traitorous and unreasonable actions, she holds her hands up. "Surprise Mandatory Equipment Check! Drop all equipment to be inspected. Failure to comply is treason!"

[Evil DM Mark3]

Rubiks-R-QUB-1

The second that Rubiks-R sees the traitor Bargy continue his completely traitorous and unreasonable actions, she holds her hand up. "Surprise Mandatory Equipment Check! Drop all equipment to be inspected. Failure to comply is treason!"

Reading this ultraviolet text is treason.

[Sicarius]

You totally deserve a perversity for that.