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2008-12-14, 12:28 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
"Not bad, how may I direct you? I am required by Computer dictate 7761b-jjh87d-9 to inform you that as troubleshooters you have priority access to information terminals and information services."
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-14, 12:36 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Rubiks-R-QUB-1
"Great! Dictate 7761b-jjh87d-9 makes me so happy. We're looking for our assigned equipment. Our team leader is Count-R."
Rubiks-R smiled widely. It was nice when things went well.
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2008-12-14, 12:39 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
"Equipment is assigned at briefing."
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-14, 01:09 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Rubiks-R-QUB-1
"Thank you, Citizen. You have passed the standardized intelligence test. Now, you must direct us to the location of..." Rubiks-R trails off for a second, checking her PDC. "I'm sorry, that information is not available at your security clearance."
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2008-12-14, 01:15 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
"May I suggest you try Main Inquiries:22897-b?"
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-14, 05:28 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Banbury, England
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Bargy whispers into his PDC, "Friend Computer. Fellow troubleshooter Rubiks-R-QUB-1 seems to be having problems with her memory. Request advice."
Out loud to the group, "Aren't we supposed to be tracking down a parcel. I suggest, honorable team leader, that 'Postal and Dispatch:101666-x' might be a good place to start."
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2008-12-15, 01:32 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Location
- CA
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Count-R-MND-1
Count-R responds in a clandestine voice, "Bargy-R, I see what you mean. The Postal and Dispatch is the last place that they'd expect us look... packages are never actually kept there." Count-R looks at the functionary and asks, "Citizen, what level are we on?"
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2008-12-15, 05:13 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
"You are on floor 000, section 0, room 0-a"
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-15, 12:59 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Location
- CA
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Count-R-MND-1
"Hmmm... so Postal and Dispatch is on Level 101?"
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2008-12-15, 07:01 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
"Floor 101, section 6, room 66-x"
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-15, 07:44 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Location
- CA
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Count-R-MND-1
Count-R continues to search the directory with his eyes, mumbling several things to himself. "Excellent. We have been instructed to begin our search in Sector 9, Level 3. Considering we are in Sector 9, fellow citizen, does this building have any levels?"
Spoiler
I would also like to apply my Data Analysis and Data Search skills to the directory to find our possible desitination.
Data Analysis: (1d20)[5]
Perversity spent: 0
Data Search: (1d20)[15]
Perversity spent: 0
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2008-12-15, 07:46 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
"You are in Sector 9 and level 3 of the complex. All directory signs are for rooms in this building."
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-15, 07:57 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Location
- CA
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Count-R-MND-1
Count-R glances about furtively and leans over to Rubiks-R. "You're right. This citizen is very well prepared."
"Well done citizen. Loyalty Officer, make sure to note that there is no treasonous activity discovered here. Let's invert our marching order and move on. Take us to the Parcel and Dispatch Bargy-R."
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2008-12-16, 05:53 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- In America!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Chester
Following the Team Leader's orders. Chester takes notes on his surroundings, especially on the efficiency of the staff and the local architecture.
"Excuse me, Team Leader, but if the rest of us could line up with this citizen...It would greatly aid my documentation." He gestures with his camera.
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2008-12-16, 06:00 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Banbury, England
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
BARGY-R-GEE-2
Bargy smiled with glee. "Thank you team leader sir for putting your faith in me. I won't let you down." He pulled himself up to his full height, shoulders back, chest puffed out.
He called out, "Come on fellow troubleshooters and trusted servants of friend Computer. Walk this way." He marched off setting a stiff pace, heading towards level 101. About five steps into the march, Bargy realised he hadn't a clue which way to go. Without stopping he scanned the area for an obvious means of getting to a different level within the building.
To hide his seeming incompetence Bargy created a diversion. "Heh, Mr Loyalty Officer, how about a nice marching song to accompany our little journey, something that allows us to demonstrate our continuing joy at being able to serve friend Computer as loyal troubleshooters". Something to take their minds off of the fact that we'll be marching round in circles, he thought.
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2008-12-19, 04:30 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
You find both a RED clearance lift and INFRARED clearance stairs.
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-19, 06:05 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Banbury, England
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
BARGY-R-GEE-2
Disappointed at the lack of support from the team loyalty officer, Bargy pens his own little ditty and sings out loud as he marches towards the RED clearance lift. {to the tune of the Conga}
"We love Friend Computer! We love Friend Computer! Oh yes we do! Oh yes we do!"
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2008-12-19, 01:04 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2007
- Location
- CA
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Count-R-MND-1
Is Bargy-R trying to become the loyalty officer? I don't think this song is going to cut it. Making a small circle with his index fingers and thumbs, Count-R cups his around his eyes. Ahhh.... much better. "Oh, look, stairs! I love stairs! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....." Count-R trails off counting stair steps in his head.
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2008-12-21, 08:16 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2007
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Izzy
Izzy joins the conga line, singing along happily.
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2008-12-21, 03:45 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Eric tries to conga without hands, but fails, and so stows the boom mike in his backpack.
You don't want the monster? You don't throw the switch.
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2008-12-21, 04:37 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2007
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Rubiks-R-QUB-1
Rubiks-R, being incredibly confused with what Bargy and Izzy are doing, stays off to the side, instead checking every piece of equipment she has with her new cybernetic and incredibly super arms.
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2008-12-24, 05:36 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
You going in the lift or the stairs?
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-24, 12:07 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Banbury, England
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Well, Bargy thinks, I was appointed to the front of the line by the team leader.Bargy takes his point person responsibilities very seriously so he continues the march right up to the lift doors and enters the lift looking for obvious buttons labelled "101".
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2008-12-26, 05:36 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
There are no labels on the thousands of tiny buttons.
GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-27, 11:12 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Dec 2006
- Location
- In America!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Chester-R-HAM
Chester chimes in with a helpful, "Remember, Bargy, pushing the wrong button is a treasonous offense and demands immediate execution."
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2008-12-27, 02:48 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2008
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Eric-R-TAT
"Should we then take the stairs?"You don't want the monster? You don't throw the switch.
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2008-12-27, 06:51 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Banbury, England
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
BARGY-R-GEE-2
Bargy closes his eyes and while reciting under his breath,
"There's no place like Postal and Dispatch, there's no place like Postal and Dispatch"
, he clicks the heels of his Plastiboots together and presses a button at random.
Spoilerall my perversity points on this one
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2008-12-28, 05:49 PM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jul 2005
- Location
- Over there!
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
The lift doors close and take the group up. Then the lights go out. A voice can be heard.
Please remain calm. There has been a failure. Directive 5589 requires that you not use light scources in spaces this enclosed. Please wait.GNU Terry Pratchett
My DMing advice.
Hong Kong
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2008-12-29, 06:21 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
- Location
- Banbury, England
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Bargy waits, obediently.
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2009-01-02, 05:42 AM (ISO 8601)
- Join Date
- Jun 2007
- Location
- Australia
- Gender
Re: Helping IntSec with their inquieries.
Izzy HapO
As the lights go out, a small whimper can be heard in the corner of the elevator. "Oh Friend Computer, we are all going to die!" Dr. Puppet begins 'running' around, panicky, and slams it's little fist against the wall. "It's hopeless..."
Izzy slaps the little puppets face. "Snap out of it soldier, Friend Computer has everything under control. One more outburst like that and Loyalty Officer will reprimand you!"