The things you cannot possibly bring yourself to say

[Jae]

directly.

i.e. "you have bad breath ew"

lol or something less superficial.

anyways, list them. anonymously. here. as many as you want.

please

[Recaiden]

"I'm leaving Gitp" would be one.

[Hadrian_Emrys]

My respect for you has dropped into the negatives since hearing that you are a Twilight fanatic.

Please, just play in traffic or something Jehova's Witnesses. I figured turning the sprinkler system on you on your second and third visits to my home were clue enough that I am done putting up with you.

[UserClone]

• Yes you are/that makes you look, fat.
• Would you please just stop talking? I haven't been listening to a word you've said in that past five minutes anyway.
• Jeez, did you shower this morning?
• **** you. (to a certain D-bag boss)
• Toy boat ten times, fast.
• Never call me again! (my credit card company with its offers; the calls take up to 13 minutes, and I can't get a word in edgewise to tell her to shut the hell up and stop calling me)

[Copacetic]

- Shut the @%^&! up already!
- Actually, the top one covers most of my issues.

[Alleine]

My respect for you has dropped into the negatives since hearing that you are a Twilight fanatic.

Really? If anything I have the easiest time saying that!

It really depends who I'm talking to, because most people I will say anything to if I'm in the mood. Hmmm... perhaps I should think of things that aren't considered offensive?

Oh wait, just thought of one, "I like you"

[Jae]

In regards to my announced absence, I didnt actually PLAN on leaving. although, admittedly, even if I did I probably would not say something. idk something about announcing "IM LEAVING TRY AND CONVINCE ME 2 STAY AND SAY U WILL MISS ME PLZ" seems obnoxious to me
also, in my defense, i wasnt under the impression itd be particularly noticed.


I actually intended it to be both positive and negative so yeah you can for sure say positive things

[valadil]

Yes, I have free time but no you can't have it.

[Don Julio Anejo]

"No, I'm actually not interested in listening about stuff you find fascinating."

"This stuff you're complaining about? Well, one, it's your fault in the first place, and two, if you got off your butt, stopped complaining and went out to fix it, you'd be much happier."

[Haruki-kun]

"Dude, would you stop talking for one minute?" It covers a good amount of people to be honest....<.<

[BizzaroStormy]

"Dude, would you stop talking for one minute?" It covers a good amount of people to be honest....<.<

Lol...whenever im in that situation, all I can do is imagine headbutting them right in the middle of a sentence.

[Don Julio Anejo]

I realized that I have surprisingly little against saying "F*** you."

[Hadrian_Emrys]

Alleine: It just sounds so arrogant and condescending to me. I mean, sure I actively feel that way, but man does the idea of actually vocalizing it offend the way I was raised.

[FoE]

"Where do these zombies keep coming from?"

In truth, I fear the answer.

[Kjata]

"No dude, no more beer."

[Alleine]

Alleine: It just sounds so arrogant and condescending to me. I mean, sure I actively feel that way, but man does the idea of actually vocalizing it offend the way I was raised.

Hmm, didn't think about it that way

Then again all of the people I know are aware of my opinion on that particular subject and also know that I am a jerk, so I guess they expect it.

"Did you just pull that out of your pants?!"

[RabbitHoleLost]

No, really. Your literary/music/artistic elitism does not make you look more refined or cooler or smarter. You just sound like a jerk.

[Zeful]

Admitting to people I find them attractive, in person.

[bluewind95]

"You act like a lap-dog!"

"No, I do NOT want to help you."

[Ghastly Epigram]

• Toy boat ten times, fast.

Hehehehe.

While I cannot think of anything SPECIFIC, I am often completely incapable of voicing my own opinions, or making decisions.

"This stuff you're complaining about? Well, one, it's your fault in the first place, and two, if you got off your butt, stopped complaining and went out to fix it, you'd be much happier."

I tell myself that every day. It turns into an infinite loop.

[Player_Zero]

"Where do these zombies keep coming from?"

In truth, I fear the answer.

Well played, sir. Well played.

Hmm... Nah. I don't have anything I would like to say.

[Thanatos 51-50]

"You do relise that, I, the E-3 over here are more competant than the second classes you have running about, right?
Just figured I'd point that out. Stop calling me a weak link because I'm not permenantly stationed under your desk."

[Coidzor]

I admire you, but could you please stop cradling my head in marshmallow hell?

Honey, please take a shower. (unfortunately)

I feel kinda disappointed that I can't think of anything better to say than these.

[ghost_warlock]

To a couple ex's: "I still love you."

Other people:
"I think what you're doing is inappropriate, people are going to get hurt, and you're going to regret this."
"Maybe if you'd been less of a loser you wouldn't have lost your driver's licence and you wouldn't need me to keep giving you rides everywhere. Grow up and clean up. You're dragging XXXX down with you."
"Stop whining about how hard your life is; you sit around the house all day, nap, and watch TV."
"I think you break this stuff intentionally, just to have an excuse to buy new stuff."
"Stop being so mean to her. Just because you're bigger doesn't mean that you can be cruel."
"Stop being such a ***** to your daughter. Just because you don't get along with her doesn't mean that you should cut her off from other people who do."
"You're self-destructing. Please stop, it hurts me to see you do this."
"You named your kid about the dumbest possible thing imaginable. You fail at parenting."
"You will never be a good parent, please stop trying to have kids."
"Seriously, how hard is it to get here on time? Other people have lives, too."
"Stop using the fact that you're a drunk as an excuse to show up late to work."
"Dude, can't you tell from her body language that she's not interested? And you're married! She wants you to stop rubbing her back. Yes, of course I'm looking at you funny, you're a miserable excuse for a human being. Your inappropriate behavior and inability to read body language leads me to conclude that you have no business working with traumatized children. Quit your job and go work something out with your wife before one of you does something really regrettable."
"You had that coming to you."
"I don't believe you really love me."
"I hate the way you make me feel about myself."
"I don't deserve to be treated this way by you."
"You deserve better."
"How can you be that oblivious to their pain?"
"You don't understand her at all."

That's enough for now.

[potatocubed]

GET OUT OF MY WAY.

Nothing winds me up quite like slow walkers who haven't got the sense to walk on one side of the pavement, or people who walk in a line that blocks the whole pavement width and then fail to move when they see me coming the other way (I'd cheerfully go around them except it means leaping in front of traffic or scaling a building), or people who think standing around like lemons in the middle of a busy thoroughfare is an acceptable thing to do, or...

Yeah, I get pedestrian rage. Some of it's justifiable, some of it isn't.

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I also get really angry with parents who seem to be raising their kids badly, but since I don't have kids I figure I'm not really in any position to comment.

[bosssmiley]

"Harry Potter is legitimate literature and adults can read it without shame."
"Yay! A new series of I'm a Celebrity Talentshow on Ice."
"Kurt Cobain was the brains behind Nirvana."
"Virginia Woolf is a sadly under-rated talent."
"Marxism is the answer to all our problems."
"Hooray! All Abba Day on VH1!"
"Top Gear shouldn't be on TV."

[Ichneumon]

I find your morals repulsive.

[TRM]

"Did you just pull that out of your pants?!"

I've have that said to me...
>_>

I'm willing to say a lot, but:

"Take a second, now do you realize how much of a d**k you are?"

"Are you serious? Try being accepting for 1 minute, mmmkay?"

"Just stop f—ing gossiping for one f—ing minute!"

[Telonius]

"Actually, officer, I would mind very much getting out of the car."

[Korith]

"Go away."