What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
I think it's just general, slightly humourous support for this thread.
Y'know, like how people normally use 'ftw'.
Being not as versed in the ways of the internet as some, I was not particularly familiar with the expression (though I knew what it stood for). Thanks for the clarification and sorry to For'Ninniach for mistaking your meaning.
--Timeless Error, Emerald Knight and Champion of Green in the Playground
A lot of clutter used to be here. Now it's here. Please click the link and read my extended signature!
Thanks to the amazing Aruius for my excellent Emerald Knight in Action avatar!
And from my personal observations, threads that get the most comments, from big amount of comments to a small number:
Pointless threads that encourage little feedback (birthday threads are the exception)
Topics that become a debate.
Topics that encourage posters to make up stuff.
Homebrew that is broken mechanically, but the fluff is nice+.
Homebrew that is mechnically ok.
I actully considered switching the places of topics that become a debate and topics that encourage posters to make up stuff. While debate topics more commonly reach high number of posts, topics that encourage people to make up stuff can get a much higher page count, and are much less likely to be locked by a mod.
So it`s commonelity versus power/survivability.
Eberron's awesome. It's the only world where Orcs are the stewards of nature and Elves rampage across the land in destructive hordes.
Originally Posted by Douglas Adams
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Originally Posted by Ron Swanson-Parks & Recreation
Ron: I have been developing the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness for years. It's a perfectly calibrated recipe for maximum personal achievement. Categories include: Capitalism, God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor. Crying, acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon. Rage. Poise. Property rights. Fish, for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.
Originally Posted by Terry Pratchett
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Originally Posted by Ayn Rand
The ladder of success is best climbed by stepping on the rungs of opportunity.
Generic Universal RolePlaying System Fouth Edition
Awesome Rob Roy Avatar by Pink Haired August!
Originally Posted by flabort
Alright. I have officially found a reason to run around, screaming "The end is near here!", with only a loincloth and a crudely painted sign as my possessions.
Mind=asplode from the awesome of that image.
Last edited by Rob Roy : 10-29-2011 at 11:38 PM.
Reason: Messed with formatting, removed picture of Lost Hills.
Why is everyone flumphing V? (s)he doesn't need it
Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight
I recommend a low Solt diet.
Originally Posted by Drynwyn
Yeah, Teddy Bears can be dangerous opponents.
Originally Posted by ghost_warlock
Ah, Crisis21. You seem to have a lot of patience and do a good job enduring the slings and arrows of outrageous Pickmans.
Originally Posted by Fredaintdead
Crisis21 just astounds me with the sheer awesomeness of their amazingness. In fact, Crisis21 has this exact ability:
Bask in my glory (Ex): All within 50ft of Crisis21 are stunned, silenced, deafened, awed, charmed and otherwise incapacitated for 1d4 days.
Originally Posted by Lix Lorn
Crisis' Administrative Error
One character, next time they die, is instead taken to God Mode. They do gain enough health to reach this point, but it is not treated as a heal for the purpose of other god powers. (this takes precedent over powers that reverse even heals from god powers)
Originally Posted by Hussam B.
Crisis21 Has Two Cows:
And it's Dark Wednesday again!
Originally Posted by PurityIcekiller
Crisis21's Two Cows
If at the end of the day, the Yes to Crisis21 votes exceed the No to Crisis21 votes, Crisis has two cows.
Originally Posted by Nix Nihila
There are people who are so overly concerned with being nice that they forget to put any art into their writing. Crisis is not one of those people, but I think he still manages to be among the most agreeable people on this forum.
Originally Posted by PurityIcekiller
There once was a poster called Crisis,
Who gave poetic hugs for low prices,
His deeds were repaid,
With a limerick made,
And a *hug* by a Killer of Ices.
I have won internets! And threads!
Originally Posted by ref
Originally Posted by ghost_warlock
Well, I was going to kill the heck out of you, but I like your stuff for Mauvey so you can have this, instead:
Originally Posted by le Suisse
Did Crisis21 win a tread he posted?
Originally Posted by arcanesaint
I am writing to you on behalf of the Internet Acquisition Association Committee. We have been informed that you won a thread by means of logic and reasoning, thus gaining the respect of your peers. Therefore we officially bestow upon you one (1) Internet, with cookie. Along with an honorary membership in the Association (you do not, however, get a reserved parking space OR free snacks coupons). In order to receive your internet please send a reply to this message with your address, and a verification of your identity. You are also free to provide a personal message, which will become publicly available for all to read on our website as soon as you've received your internet.
This offer will remain valid until you have received your internet or are you are caught trolling.
We wish you a nice day.
My Pokemon type is: /
Which Mythical Creature Are You?
You are :
A do or die attitude doesn't apply here, you are the reincarnator, one who will rise form the ashes once the crap hits the fan. What kind of pirate am I? You decide!
You can also view a breakdown of results
Pure as the driven snow, you are waiting until the afterlife for your reward. Maybe you have had to repress some urges, screw down some feelings, squash some temptations and sometimes stop yourself from having fun. Don't worry. It's probably been worth it.
Pa-Chow! You could definitely be a ninja!
You have all the necessary skills and knowledge to be an awesome ninja, not to mention you understand what being a ninja is actually all about.
Being a ninja is not just about fighting people and wearing black, but a way of life that has spanned generations. Ninjas have a history of being disciplined, logical, secretive, stealthy and very fit. If you try your best, you could be among them.
Lawful Good (race unknown) generalist wizard (19th level).
Also training as a bard, waterbender, and planeswalker.
Adopted little brother of Lady Moreta.
De facto leader of the Circle of Light, YuGiOhITP.
Head wizard of Paladin Academy.
Seeking a place in the world.
Fighting the evil within.
And the evil without.
Who am I really?
I am a ghost.
Who said I can't have some fun?
Being Lawful, I must participate in the time-honored traditions.
But when Lix Lorn is involved...
Like water. I go with the flow, but am unflinching as ice. And if I bond to you, I will not let go.
Throughout the changing of the seasons...
I keep my vigil in love for your return.
I don't think I was really this cute as a baby...
If you sow the seed of love, what will you reap?
Blue Ghost loves strawberries, and he loves you too!
Because my essence is blackberry and unicorn. And because friendship is magic.
I am a Kirby!
And sometimes a Meta Knight.
But you will never find out who I really am!
Thanks to Tiffanie Lirle, Mad Mask, The Randomizer, Recaiden, Captain Happy, Introbulus, Green Bean, copycatloki, azuyomi244, araveugnitsuga, A Rainy Knight, Rae Artemi, Kneenibble, Strawberries, Dirtytabs, and The Giant.
"I will never, EVER turn my back on people who need me!" --Katara, Avatar: The Last Airbender
"What good am I as an agent of healing if I can't help those who need me most?" --White Mage, 8-Bit Theater
"Perform so many good acts that evil has no room to exist." --Creed of the Radiant Servant, Complete Divine
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails." --1 Corinthians 13:4-8
"I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I.
God help my people,
The poor and downtrod.
I thought we all were
Children of God."
--Esmeralda, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Blue Ghost, Lawful Good generalist wizard, at your service.
Love wins. S'agapo.
Avatar by azuyomi244.
Last edited by Blue Ghost : 04-23-2012 at 06:55 PM.
I admire your dedication. You went through all that.
OK. There's nothing left. You can stop now.
Seriously! Stop! There's nothing left!
Well, I'm going home.
Hah! I knew you couldn't resist!
Send me a PM if you read this.
Originally Posted by Saintheart
In brightest day, in blackest night
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might
Beware my power ... AVENGER SMITE!
Originally Posted by Betropper
ďHello, my fans, look at you, now back to me, now back at you, now back to me. Sadly, you aren't me, but if you stopped using lady's scented armor and switched to O-Spice, you could smell like you're me. Look down, back up, where are you? Youíre on a battleground with the man you could smell like. Whatís your hand, back at me. I have it, itís a fist. Look again, MY FIST IS NOW DIAMOND. Anything is possible when you smell like O-Chul and not a lady. Iím on a dragon.Ē
People I thank for my various avatars.
Not sure who made my original avatar, My Lugia avatar, my Slade/Deathstroke Avatar, my Hinata avatar with the blue and black outfit, or either of my Celebi avatars. If you are one of these people, please PM me so I can credit you here, or remind me if you're already listed.
Just to clarify, I'm MtF.
credit for banner goes to dpcris85
Originally Posted by Chambers
Play the game however you want, have fun while you're doing it, but don't pretend that because you play it in a certain way it means it's inherently balanced.
copycatloki is actually the original Loki, he's just in the witness protection program...
Guise Gallery: (avatars by me)
Warlock Having A Blast
Danse des Sept Voiles
I've Got A Bone To Pick With You!
Shock And Awe
Fantasy RPG Class
The Psionic Striker 23% Strength, 22% Bloodlust, 52% Intelligence, 38% Spirit, 33% Vitality and 20% Agility!
Instead of using magic to manipulate the elements and the world around them, Psionic Strikers will use their mind and mental energy. By focusing their mind, Psionic Strikers can use telekinesis to lift objects and even unleash powerful blasts and shields of mental energy. As masters of martial arts, Psionic Strikers can even use their telekinesis to increase the physical power of their punches and kicks or they can use it to levitate. Against weaker opponents, Psionic Strikers may use their powers to mentally shatter a person's neck or spine. By using their telepathy, Psionic Strikers can read their opponent's mind, and thus more easily predict their next move in battle. This makes them extremely difficult to counter because they always know what you are going to do next. Their telepathy can even be used to speak into another person's mind and plant thoughts and ideas there. They can use this power to manipulate and control their opponents, thus allowing them to turn any battle in their favor. Psionic Strikers often have a passion for death and battle, and some have mastered forms of dark magic. By fusing this dark magic with their psychic energy, Psionic Strikers can create and unleash devasting blasts of powerful energy from their mind and fists. On the other hand, some Psionic Strikers are more peaceful and have mastered forms of light magic, which they can also fuse with their psionic energy. In addition, Psionic Strikers can use their mastery over moon magic to enhance their strength and agility by transforming at night into various wild and ferocious beast-human hybrids.
Congratulations on reaching this frighteningly powerful class!
This is a special class and requires a very high amount of Psionic Force. You scored 88% on this variable!
Psionic Force overshadows any Hidden Power granted by the Genie.
Back on Hiatus
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world." - R.D. Laing
Birth cannot be without death as they say, but growth in knowledge, that can be infinite. Nature is the greatest designer, and who am I to get in the way of my natural urge to help it by helping myself through innovation?
You are a ranger. You tend to live your life out in the wild. People misunderstand you for a threat sometimes, but you are there to help. You will always protect.(67%, Wizard 63%) I endorse
- Flag Salute Intelligent Design Sort Better Place
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Silent, deadly, and frightening, you are the Chaos Phantom. You're dark, and you're light, and you might be a tad bit bipolar. Or maybe not. I really don't know what to make of you. The truth is that normally you're a relatively stable person. But as a master of both light and dark magic, there is both good and evil that resides within you. These energies are normally in balance, and when they are balanced they can create truly frightening and devastating magical combinations. For example, you are able to control gravity, create masterful illusions, and throw your opponents into vortices of darkness and destruction. You can even use your powers to teleport, enhance your stealth, and escape from danger. Your powers distort the very stability of the world around you, and therefore if your powers are not in balance, you may end up being devoured by the energy and the chaos within you. Or worse, you may end up consuming the world and everyone around you in your insanity! Normally introverted, Chaos Phantoms wander the earth alone trying to stay clear of anyone and anything that might disturb the balance within them. In battle, Chaos Phantoms prefer to attack from the shadows and from a distance; however, they are not opposed to using their powers at close range if absolutely necessary.
Congratulations on reaching this extraordinary class!
This is a special class and requires a very high amount of Chaotic Stability. You scored 80% on this variable!
Chaotic Stability overshadows any Hidden Power granted by the Genie.
You scored 12% on Strength, higher than 7% of your peers.
You scored 42% on Bloodlust, higher than 86% of your peers.
You scored 33% on Intelligence, higher than 42% of your peers.
You scored 37% on Spirit, higher than 65% of your peers.
You scored 27% on Vitality, higher than 37% of your peers.
You scored 30% on Agility, higher than 58% of your peers.
You scored 20% on AlchemicSorcery, higher than 49% of your peers.
You scored 16% on PsionicForce, higher than 45% of your peers.
You scored 0% on ExplosiveEnergy, higher than 27% of your peers.
You scored 80% on ChaoticStability, higher than 99% of your peers.
You scored 44% on AngelicLuminosity, higher than 86% of your peers.
You scored 20% on DemonicInsanity, higher than 78% of your peers.
You scored 16% on NecromanticWizardry, higher than 65% of your peers.
You scored 12% on EnchantedEngineering, higher than 13% of your peers.
You scored 0% on ElementalArchery, higher than 25% of your peers.
You scored 88% on HiddenPower, higher than 89% of your peers.
Isn't it the moment of most profound doubt that gives birth to new certainties? Perhaps hopelessness is the very soil that nourishes human hope; perhaps one could never find sense in life without first experiencing its absurdity. - Vaclav Havel
Horror is very often the lie that tells the truth about our lives. - Neil Gaiman
My heart was broken by my dark lady, and I wept, in my room, alone; but while I wept, somewhere inside I smiled. - Neil Gaiman via William Shakespeare, Sandman Book 10
I'm not the monster he wants me to be. So I'm neither man nor beast. I'm something new entirely. With my own set of rules.
She could hardly even look at me.
And when she did?
All she could see was a monster.
So I became one.
- Discord (fanfiction)
Credit for the avatars goes to: Crimmy for flaming Lateral, Lord Fullbladder for the various Ahabtars and Lob-Lats, Smuchmuch for the Elemental Week and Evil Alternate avatars, Emperor Ing for Ponyhab, Gnomish Wanderer for "plain" Lateral, Komodo for The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight, and Ranger Mattos for Solt Lorkyurg, God of NPCs. You're the best, dudes.
Originally Posted by Blue Ghost
I respect a paragon of Chaos when I see one.
(This isn't actually part of the sig; this is just where I hold stuff I need to save.)
I have a regular signature, with a link to just an archive of every quote I've put in it. I have no idea how often it's read. But I like to think it's relatively interesting, cause I have good quotes there.
__________________ Quote of the [insert timeframe here]: (Week? Perhaps! Year? Also maybe.)
"Those who have learned to walk on the threshold of the unknown worlds...may then with the fair white wings of Imagination hope to soar further into the unexplored amidst which we live."
-Augusta Ada Lovelace