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Old 04-19-2011, 03:48 PM   Top  -  End  -  #91
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Few people know that the entire world is the head of a certain fakir.
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Old 04-19-2011, 03:54 PM   Top  -  End  -  #92
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"No, mother, I can headbutt the Earth."
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Old 04-20-2011, 05:49 AM   Top  -  End  -  #93
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"Forget all that meditation crap, now I'm truly at one with the earth!"
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Old 04-20-2011, 06:48 AM   Top  -  End  -  #94
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And that's why you look in the pool first.
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Old 04-20-2011, 03:35 PM   Top  -  End  -  #95
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"I think I have learned that stealing from THAT old lady was a bad idea."
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:07 PM   Top  -  End  -  #96
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Xorn ambush.
Yeah, it's kinda like that.
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Old 04-20-2011, 08:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #97
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The consequences of a failed attempt to get to the plane of earth.
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:35 AM   Top  -  End  -  #98
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This is why you shouldn't try to tunnel through the earth feet-first.
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Old 04-21-2011, 09:12 AM   Top  -  End  -  #99
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:11 PM   Top  -  End  -  #100
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:15 PM   Top  -  End  -  #101
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"It's the headless sandman!"
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:23 PM   Top  -  End  -  #102
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and you thought that "magic thumb" trick Grandpa did was freaky...
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Old 04-21-2011, 12:39 PM   Top  -  End  -  #103
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I have not lost my head! I know right where it is!
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:01 PM   Top  -  End  -  #104
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"If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:57 PM   Top  -  End  -  #105
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:39 PM   Top  -  End  -  #106
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Apparently you can get ahead by lying around all day.
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Old 04-22-2011, 06:22 PM   Top  -  End  -  #107
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Old 04-24-2011, 10:45 PM   Top  -  End  -  #108
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Cool, thanks! And the picture is...

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Old 04-24-2011, 10:50 PM   Top  -  End  -  #109
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Firearms are the hot fashion this year.

OR

'When hatters go postal.'
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Old 04-25-2011, 03:22 AM   Top  -  End  -  #110
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"His weapon thus cleverly concealed, the assassin approached his target..."
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Old 04-25-2011, 03:44 AM   Top  -  End  -  #111
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Bob the Semi-Banana-Shaped robot wondered if anyone would notice him in the corner. He also wondered if he should kill the human.

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And, on tonight's show of "The Apprentice"...
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:38 AM   Top  -  End  -  #112
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After it's failure in field testing its inventor took to boozing. A few modifications later and the progenitor of the modern sporting event staple, the beer helmet, was born.

or

The real irony of the suicide-proof gun-helmet was that its first human tester had his neck broken from the recoil.

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During the first trial the wearer had a sneezing jag and five people were grievously injured.
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Old 04-25-2011, 06:40 AM   Top  -  End  -  #113
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Finally, you can actually kill people by whistling "Battle without honour or humanity".
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Old 04-25-2011, 08:13 AM   Top  -  End  -  #114
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"Honey, you want me to believe YOU were apprenticed to a haberdasher?"

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The world's first hands-free gun is expected to make the roads much safer for drivers when it hits the market later this year.
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:26 AM   Top  -  End  -  #116
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Old 04-26-2011, 06:02 AM   Top  -  End  -  #117
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"for the man who feels that a gun in each hand just don't cut it"
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Old 04-26-2011, 01:55 PM   Top  -  End  -  #118
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Good captions, all!

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Old 04-26-2011, 01:59 PM   Top  -  End  -  #119
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Huh. Okay...

I don't have a good picture. Open stage.
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Old 04-26-2011, 02:02 PM   Top  -  End  -  #120
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Okay, here's the picture.
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