My life needs more car chases.
Once known as Gamerkid.
I have an internet!
Making a complete fool of myself, one post at a time.
Credit for my various avatars goes to Dashwood,Cealocanth,Kwarkpudding,Randomizer,kpengu in,Alarra,Bisected8,zimmerwald1915, and Thanqol. Homebrew signature
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Credit for my various avatars goes to Dashwood,Cealocanth,Kwarkpudding,Randomizer,kpengu in,Alarra,Bisected8,zimmerwald1915, and Thanqol.
Once known as "Gamerkid".
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So do I. Although it kinda makes me sad that I can't even draw THAT well. Hohum. xD
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Originally Posted by Primal Fury
I like you AThousandWords. You have a unique and entertaining way of posting.
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Originally Posted by unosarta
Dude, those rainbow flags are fabulous. Also, I love you so hard.
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Originally Posted by Eleanor_Rigby
AThousandWords: you are apparently first degree awesome. Congratulations.
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Originally Posted by unosarta
He does all of his posts like that. Which makes him like, amazing-sauce. Like, I wish I could draw like that, because if I could, I would post in drawing all. The. Time.
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Originally Posted by Coidzor
...They're so awesome I want some of that zebra gum from when I was a kid now. *Can't remember the name though...*googles* *Ah, Fruit Stripe.
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Originally Posted by Eleanor_Rigby
Why is there no "oooh!" emoticon to express awe? That's a boss gimmick.
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Originally Posted by unosarta
I am so glad to be in your cult, AThousandWords.
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Originally Posted by Slurpintime
AThousandWords: At some point this may get annoying. In the meanwhilst, though: HA!
Past Avatars: by smuchmuch
by Rae Artemi
by Teutonic Knight
by August
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A little nonsense is good for the mind (generated by stupidstuff.org). Picture this, if you can:
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-The ballerina is uxorious. The marzipan over the impresario accidentally bestows great honor upon the toothpick over a bubble. Sometimes a guardian angel behind some bonbon dies, but the tea party around the ruffian always amorously plays pinochle with a polite pocket! A tenor falls in love with a slyly unruffled bonbon
-Unlike so many lunatics who have made their sheepish bubble abhorrent to us, hands remain likeable. Sometimes the coward returns home, but another placid bride always borrows money from some bride living with a boy! A taxidermist bestows great honor upon a somnambulist about a cup. Jean-Pierre, although somewhat soothed by a curse and an alchemist, still finds lice on her from the ribbon near the coward, find subtle faults with her a piroshki with a starlet defined by a maestro, and assimilates the dark side of her tenor.
-A coward gives secret financial aid to the unseemly mirror. He called her the Interloper (or was it Toscanini?). If a slyly friendly cream puff knowingly bounces the widow from a cup, then some philosopher comes from behind some haunch strokes.
PM5K Quotes:
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Living so free is a tragedy, when you can't be what you want to be -Free
You want to save us 'cause you want it all, and you want the transmit 'cause you want the call, and you want the one that made the worlds collide, but since when it's happened, its grown twice in size. -Drop the Bombshell
Nobody's real, but you'll feel it, feel it tonight -Nobody's real
Sometimes the good guys, they don't where white, no! -Heros & Villains
Don't lose your mind, its OK to be out of line.
Don't lose your way, 'cause this is your day to rise up, rise up!-Do your thing
Games run:
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Structured Games:
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Spy Wars (Finished)
Insane Mafia (Finished)
Quotes:
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Originally Posted by Scarlet Knight
"I'm really just a dog...*bite* APRIL FOOL!"
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Originally Posted by Crisis21
"Your name must be 'Lunch'. Hello Lunch."
101jir's WW:
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The Infected: Half Devil: Lynched day 1: Loss Mafia XI: Murder Inc Boss: Lynched day 4: win Jot Tardis: Angel: Lynched day 2: Cancelled Dorkness Rising: Flynn: NK'd final night: Loss Isocerne City: lynched The Mummy: Converted to snake : Lynched day after conversion (Day 5): Cancelled
Other games I have participated in:
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Naval Battle: Cancelled (Fudge) Kenny Rogers in SPAACCE: In Progress (Fudge): Augustus Black Diplomacy FLAB: Germany: In progress
There lived in a certain sanctuary 13
A rakkoon who was strong and lean
But to the residents, this was an evil sign
And so they attempted, on him to dine
They began to chase him, all over this land
But they were too far behind.
They tried to trap him by using another band
But him they could not find.
RA RA RAKKOON
An animal with a boon.
That thing, he could not be caught
RA RA RAKKOON
He had hidden in a dune.
A ninja, he could have taught.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
What shall I say to thee, rakkoon, thou cruel,
Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,
That knewst the very bottom of my soul,
That almost mightst have coined me into gold
Wouldst thou have practiced on me for thy use?
These birds don't have to see Gordon Freeman yet. It's not time.
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Originally Posted by Honest Tiefling
Attempting to use Iron Heart Surge can often lead to the player removing the 'not being beaten upside the head' condition.
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Originally Posted by KoboldCleric
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Originally Posted by Telonius
If you can somehow stack Drunken Master1 onto it, you could get an extra +1d4 damage. With the additional benefit of the Gnome "breaking apart and becoming useless" if he rolls a natural 1.
I don't know Telonius, this seems dubious at best; "becomes useless" seems to imply that the gnome would have had to have been useful at some point before that, so I don't think they can quite qualify by RAW ...
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Originally Posted by Klose_the_Sith
I rate the likelihood of that juuuust below Ned Stark being declared heir of Casterly Rock in book six
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Originally Posted by Hirax
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Originally Posted by Coidzor
...You can't disintegrate trees?
Huh. That's hilarious, then. Disintegrate really doesn't work on trees by RAW.
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Originally Posted by Eric Kripke
I wanted them to take all the accoutrements of Christmas and brutally slaughter someone with them.
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Originally Posted by HappyBlanket
If I managed a gun shop, and someone came in and said "I'm emotionally frustrated and want to shoot people," I wouldn't say "have a Semiauto Druid with a Natural Spell magazine and a Wildshape barrel. Here's a handbook."
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Originally Posted by Ason
1920:Committees & Caucuses: Robert's Rule of the Evil Order is not a good idea for a campaign, no matter how excellent the source material 1920a: Especially if the villains are a clay golem named Henry, a drider named Daniel and a human Aristocrat/Evangelist named J.C. Calhoun. Doubly so if they name their evil cabal the "Great Triumvirate".
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Originally Posted by Cormag81
2117: No matter how good a debater I am out of character there is no way to logically get out of falling after your paladin kills his patron god.
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Originally Posted by turkishproverb
...once again, things are more awesome when Flame says them, because you hear them in gandalf-voice.
I've decided I need to start a quote collection. Because this description is too perfect to leave.
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Originally Posted by Trog
Mauve is an awesome, awesome person.... Even though she really is a bee-breathing trekkie dinosaur.
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Originally Posted by Lateral
Mauve RAWKS.
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Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude
we do not discuss bananas publicly
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Originally Posted by Roland St. Jude
Sheriff of Moddingham: I heard you like moderation in your moderation, so I put mind control denial in your mind control denial thread so you can go back to your fun while you're going back to your fun.
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Originally Posted by Nix Nihila
Since you ponies are going crazy and Mauve isn't here, I *stab you with some custom Giuseppe Zanotti heels*
Did... did someone just try to justify torture using a webcomic?
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Originally Posted by VanBuren
You're right. That story idea almost certainly never existed before Japan invented it 16 years ago.
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Originally Posted by nyarlathotep
Is the brony movement plagiarizing the 2005 Z-grade horror movie Ponytrouble, because they're both about grown men getting too obsessed with little plastic ponies?
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Originally Posted by Coidzor
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Originally Posted by snoopy13a
Wow, it's amazing.
I'm not a Pokemon fan, but that parody is great. After all, Pokemon exist for their own reasons
That's some Death is not Zombies dialogue right there.
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Originally Posted by Telonius
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Originally Posted by Mauve Shirt
Keep losing power for a few seconds then regaining it. It went black, and now I have a White Russian when I did not before. There is a bartending ninja in my house.
Just a brief power outage here. Stuck out my head to look to see if there was a transformer blown, and when I looked down, my drink was gone.
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Originally Posted by Somebloke
You guys get to lead the free world, we get early release for Dresden files.
Seems fair.
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You, too, could have a trophy case this intense! Participate in Iron Avatarist! Do it, or I'll start sending you drunken PMs.
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I am not brave enough to say something outrageous and be serious. You'll be happier if you assume I'm joking.
Stoats legit King Arthur by The Succubus.
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"C'mon, guys, it was a joke! Don't kill me he-"
But it was too late. The blade plunged straight through the man's heart, killing him instantly.
A few of the others stood around around, blinking at what had just happened. Eyeing the corpse, one looked at the killer with scornful contempt. "I hope you're proud of yourself."
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bladescape was lynched. He was A Pretty Awesome Narrator.
My Current Werewolf Statistics:
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Role
# of Times
Won?
Survived?
Villager
11
5
1
Baner
1
1
1
Seer
2
2
0
Fool
1
0
0
Brothers
1
1
0
Mason
5
2
2
Neutral Baner
1
1
1
Neutral Killer
1
1
0
Neutral Seer
2
2
0
Neutral Pacifist
1
1
1
Ringbearer
1
0
0
Lord
1
0
0
Wolf
8
4
3
Devil
2
2
1
Fool Devil
1
0
0
Alpha-Wolf
2
1
1
Wolf Baner
1
1
1
Wolf Voider
1
1
1
Wolf 'Witch'
1
1
1
Other
5
1
1
Total
49
27
15
Alignment
Wins/Games
Win %
Town
11/22
50%
Wolf
10/16
62.5%
Neutral
5/5
100%
Other
1/6
16%
All
27/49
55%
Nar-type
# of times
Co-Narrator
4
Narrator
3
Currently Narrating:
Meta WW
Currently signed up for:
Currently playing in:
Medieval II
Universal Smash Bros
Traits WW
Under Siege
Currently Dead in:
Titles: Percistent, Infernal Teamwork, Ruler of the City and Survivor of the City of Shadows(City of Shadows)
Keeping L.A. Safe(LA Noir)
Currently playing/running:
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Shien-Thietal, FireEmblem, Eternal Darkness
GameMaster,D&D3.5, Dark Sun Rising(Mythweavers.)
Eris, D&D4E, Tomb of Horrors
Team RAF Medals & Stuff:
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Medal
No. of Times
2
78% of DM's started their first campaign in a tavern. If you're one of the 22% that didn't, copy and paste this into your signature.
I started my first adventure on a muddy road, soaking wet from rain. Got my players slightly annoyed but hey.....
Avatar by my Brother.
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If I'm needed in a FFRP scene, or someone has an idea for one of my characters, PM me. It's more likely to be received than anything else.
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Add +1 dot to any ONE Mental attribute, can be the fifth dot without extra charge
Gains Inspiration of 1. This is similar to a changeling's Wyrd
Gains Mania based on Inspiration. This is similar to a changeling's Glamour
Morality becomes Obligation
Add Catalyst (see below)
Add Foundation (see further below)
Add Axiom dots (see even further below)
Make first Wonders (see beyond even further below)
Catalysts
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Definition: What causes the Genius's breakthrough
Types:
Grimm(Anger). Favored Axiom is Katastrofi
Hoffnung(Wanting to change the world). Favored Axiom is Metaptropi
Klagen(Sadness). Favored Axiom is Exelixi
Neid(Revenge). Favored Axiom is Epikrato
Staunen(Exploration). Favored Axiom is Apokalypsi
Foundations
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Definition: A group that a Genius may join to gain a grant in exchange for one Mania. Gain one of the two listed Axioms as favored.
Types: Articifers. Favored Axioms are Automata and Katastrofi. Grant is that Wonders take one less time step to build.
Directors. Favored Axioms are Automata and Epikrato. Grant is that Mania can be used to boost social rolls on a 1:1 basis.
Navigators. Favored Axioms are Katastrofi and Skafoi. Grant is that Mania can be used to boost physical rolls on a 1:1 basis.
Progenitors. Favored Axioms are Automata and Exelixi. Grant is that there is the penalty for building Size-1 or Size-0 Wonders is reduced by 1.
Scholastics. Favored Axioms are Apokalypsi and Metaptroi. Grant is that they have one extra fault to choose from when building Wonders.
Rogue. Name for a Genius without a Foundation. Can pick any two other Axioms as Favored, and doesn't cost mania to join. However, there is no grant.
Axioms
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Definition: The aspects of mad SCIENCE!!
On Creation, a Genius gets one favored Axiom from his/her Catalyst, one favored Axiom from his/her foundation, and one favored axiom of his/her choice. He/She then gets three dots to put into these three axioms. They don't need to be evenly distributed.
Definition: A Wonder is what a Genius creates. Dr. Octopus's arms, Iron Man's Powersuit, even some Zombies are wonders.
Mortal + Wonder = VERY BAD IDEA
Mortal Parts + Wonder = Free Mania source and an Obligation check
When creating a wonder, roll Intelligence+Inspiration+Associated Skill (More oftenly Crafts or Medicine)+Lab Equipment(See Below)+Beholden Rank(See Below)-Wonder's Rank. Add 1 if Axiom is favored.
At creation, a Genius gets five rolls to make wonders. If no wonder is made within those rolls, roll until one wonder is made.
If 1-4 successes are rolled, the Storyteller picks a fault for the wonder. This is something that doesn't work about it. See page 260-ish for details.
If 5+ successes are rolled, the Storyteller gives the Genius two faults to choose from.
New Merits:
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Adopted Orphan (One to Five dots)
The Genius possesses wonder(s) that he/she did not create
Assembly Line (One to Five dots)
The Genius can make multiples of the same wonder with no additional Mania cost
Beholden (One to Five dots, Special)
A henchman. Slang term is Igor.
Number: How many there are. One to Five Dots
Ability: How good the Beholden is. Zero to Five Dots
Prowess: How able the Beholden is. Zero to Five Dots
Calculus Vampire (Two Dots)
Can suck the mania out of someone else. Roll Subject's Intelligence+Resolve vs Target's Composure+Inspiration
Dumpster Diver (One Dot)
Resources is treated as two higher for creating wonders
Energy Channeler (One or Two Dots)
Can use Mania on mundane items more efficiently
Generator (One to Five Dots)
Genius has an item that gives more Mania
Kitbasher (Two Dots)
No penalty for Kitbashing Wonders
Laboratory (One to Five Dots, Special)
Size: How big it is. Zero to Five Dots.
Equipment: How good the stuff inside is. Zero to Five Dots.
Security: How well protected the lab is. Zero to Five Dots.
Mane (One to Three Dots)
The Genius isn't human, gives various abilities.
Science Hero (Three Dots)
Genius gets paragon status at Obligation-6 and has one less jabir penalty
Technomancer (Three Dots)
Genius can willingly give or recieve any type of energy (Glamour, Mana, Vitae, etc.) Good synergy with Calculus Vampire.
Tenure (Three Dots)
Wonders can be attempted more frequently
Universalist (One to Three Dots)
The Genius can use Wonders of unknown Axioms
Utility Belt (One to Five Dots)
Gives a +1 bonus on Wonders, Science, and one other Mental Skill per dot
3.5
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4.0
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Other
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Originally Posted by Lix Lorn
Those who post with ponies become ponies themselves.
And if you stare too long into Equestria, Equestria stares into you.
...if you have us tracking the orcs, then I'm teaching you the popular gobin phrase "Please, please, no kill us!" and letting you play spokesman next time.
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Originally Posted by EvilMageTim
So I decide to take a break for one day and the party is already trying to kill each other...AND Sam's not even involved? I'm confused
Add +1 dot to any ONE Mental attribute, can be the fifth dot without extra charge
Gains Inspiration of 1. This is similar to a changeling's Wyrd
Gains Mania based on Inspiration. This is similar to a changeling's Glamour
Morality becomes Obligation
Add Catalyst (see below)
Add Foundation (see further below)
Add Axiom dots (see even further below)
Make first Wonders (see beyond even further below)
Catalysts
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Definition: What causes the Genius's breakthrough
Types:
Grimm(Anger). Favored Axiom is Katastrofi
Hoffnung(Wanting to change the world). Favored Axiom is Metaptropi
Klagen(Sadness). Favored Axiom is Exelixi
Neid(Revenge). Favored Axiom is Epikrato
Staunen(Exploration). Favored Axiom is Apokalypsi
Foundations
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Definition: A group that a Genius may join to gain a grant in exchange for one Mania. Gain one of the two listed Axioms as favored.
Types: Articifers. Favored Axioms are Automata and Katastrofi. Grant is that Wonders take one less time step to build.
Directors. Favored Axioms are Automata and Epikrato. Grant is that Mania can be used to boost social rolls on a 1:1 basis.
Navigators. Favored Axioms are Katastrofi and Skafoi. Grant is that Mania can be used to boost physical rolls on a 1:1 basis.
Progenitors. Favored Axioms are Automata and Exelixi. Grant is that there is the penalty for building Size-1 or Size-0 Wonders is reduced by 1.
Scholastics. Favored Axioms are Apokalypsi and Metaptroi. Grant is that they have one extra fault to choose from when building Wonders.
Rogue. Name for a Genius without a Foundation. Can pick any two other Axioms as Favored, and doesn't cost mania to join. However, there is no grant.
Axioms
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Definition: The aspects of mad SCIENCE!!
On Creation, a Genius gets one favored Axiom from his/her Catalyst, one favored Axiom from his/her foundation, and one favored axiom of his/her choice. He/She then gets three dots to put into these three axioms. They don't need to be evenly distributed.
Definition: A Wonder is what a Genius creates. Dr. Octopus's arms, Iron Man's Powersuit, even some Zombies are wonders.
Mortal + Wonder = VERY BAD IDEA
Mortal Parts + Wonder = Free Mania source and an Obligation check
When creating a wonder, roll Intelligence+Inspiration+Associated Skill (More oftenly Crafts or Medicine)+Lab Equipment(See Below)+Beholden Rank(See Below)-Wonder's Rank. Add 1 if Axiom is favored.
At creation, a Genius gets five rolls to make wonders. If no wonder is made within those rolls, roll until one wonder is made.
If 1-4 successes are rolled, the Storyteller picks a fault for the wonder. This is something that doesn't work about it. See page 260-ish for details.
If 5+ successes are rolled, the Storyteller gives the Genius two faults to choose from.
New Merits:
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Adopted Orphan (One to Five dots)
The Genius possesses wonder(s) that he/she did not create
Assembly Line (One to Five dots)
The Genius can make multiples of the same wonder with no additional Mania cost
Beholden (One to Five dots, Special)
A henchman. Slang term is Igor.
Number: How many there are. One to Five Dots
Ability: How good the Beholden is. Zero to Five Dots
Prowess: How able the Beholden is. Zero to Five Dots
Calculus Vampire (Two Dots)
Can suck the mania out of someone else. Roll Subject's Intelligence+Resolve vs Target's Composure+Inspiration
Dumpster Diver (One Dot)
Resources is treated as two higher for creating wonders
Energy Channeler (One or Two Dots)
Can use Mania on mundane items more efficiently
Generator (One to Five Dots)
Genius has an item that gives more Mania
Kitbasher (Two Dots)
No penalty for Kitbashing Wonders
Laboratory (One to Five Dots, Special)
Size: How big it is. Zero to Five Dots.
Equipment: How good the stuff inside is. Zero to Five Dots.
Security: How well protected the lab is. Zero to Five Dots.
Mane (One to Three Dots)
The Genius isn't human, gives various abilities.
Science Hero (Three Dots)
Genius gets paragon status at Obligation-6 and has one less jabir penalty
Technomancer (Three Dots)
Genius can willingly give or recieve any type of energy (Glamour, Mana, Vitae, etc.) Good synergy with Calculus Vampire.
Tenure (Three Dots)
Wonders can be attempted more frequently
Universalist (One to Three Dots)
The Genius can use Wonders of unknown Axioms
Utility Belt (One to Five Dots)
Gives a +1 bonus on Wonders, Science, and one other Mental Skill per dot
3.5
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None yet
4.0
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None yet
Other
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Originally Posted by Lix Lorn
Those who post with ponies become ponies themselves.
And if you stare too long into Equestria, Equestria stares into you.
Balance clearly isn't a class skill for WotC employees.
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Originally Posted by FMArthur
Here's an example of how a bunch of reactive actions can interact:
Warrior readies his action to attack Caster when she casts a spell.
Caster tries to cast a spell within Warrior's reach.
Warrior chooses not to take the readied action yet and first attempts the attack of opportunity that Caster provoked.
Caster teleports 10ft away using her Shadow Cloak item as an Immediate action, outside Warrior's reach.
The AoO misses. Caster is still casting her spell.
Warrior uses Abrupt Jaunt from his wizard level to shift right beside the caster again as an Immediate action.
She's still casting the same spell, so he doesn't get to try an attack of opportunity again even though he has Combat Reflexes because each action only provokes once.
He takes his readied action to attack her now, and hits.
Caster's spell fails.
Caster curses at her enemy in anger because talking is a free action that can be taken any time.
Fourteen of Caster's crafted contingent Apocalypse from the Sky spells activate, each in response to another's activation.
Caster's crafted contingent Plane Shift spell activates in response to the last Apocalypse from the Sky spell; since each part of this chain actually interrupts the one before, none of the AftS spells have actually gone off at this point even though the contingent spells themselves have all been triggered.
Caster dies from overwhelming Constitution damage anyway because she forgot that items bearing Corrupt spells inflict their gruesome price when activated instead of when they are created, as an exception to the general rule.
Everyone else within 170 miles dies, especially Warrior.
Atropus's readied action to take up orbit over a planet and extinguish all life over the following weeks triggers when Apocalypse of the Sky goes off and kills tens of thousands.
End of turn.
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Originally Posted by ffone
"On the 7th day, God was limited to a single move or standard action per round and suffered -6 penalties, which is likely why He failed His Spot checks to see the snake Hide in Plain Sight in the concealment granted by the light undergrowth in the garden of Eden."
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Originally Posted by Arbane
You should. WALL-E is probably the most heartwarming tale of love starring a trash compactor and a space probe ever.
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Originally Posted by NeoSeraphi
That is an excellent point. Only in D&D can the word "person" be described as discriminatory.
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Originally Posted by Big Fau
E6 doesn't fix the problems. If DnD as a whole were a pool filled with burning napalm, E6 would be the equivalent of sticking your leg in the shallow end. There's still a problem, but not as bad as swimming in it. But that's the fun part about DnD: Everything burns.
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Originally Posted by erikun
Let's not forget that there is a Heavy weapon properity. As such, you can have a Heavy Heavy Mace. Or a Heavy Light Mace. Or a Large Heavy Light Mace.
And then you cast shrink item, giving you a small Large Heavy Light Mace.
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Originally Posted by Rogue Shadows
Or a smal Large heavy heavy mace. It's also possible to grow items, giving you a large large heavy heavy mace, or a large large heavy light mace...
I think we're drifting into another sketch.
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Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
And then the kobolds trap the traps on their traps. A kobold silverware drawer is really just one very well-trapped fork.
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Originally Posted by Asta Kask
If you are an obese transsexual, does that make you a trans-fat?
Well, they built Pinkieshy to be one of a kind, but many ships do the fans seize,
They built Celestia's palace to stand alone, but they could build another if they please,
The Everfree Forest, Sugar Cube Corner, are unique I suppose,
But when they built you, sister, they broke the mold.
Now the world is filled with many wonders under Celestia's sun,
And sometimes something comes along and you know it's for sure the only one,
Appaloosa, the Ursas, the Galloping Gala, Pinkie, Twilight, and Rainbow,
And when they built you, sister, they broke the mold.
When they built you, sister, they turned dust into gold,
When they built you, sister, they broke the mold.
They say you can't take it with you, but I think that they're wrong,
'Cause all I know is I woke up this morning, and something big was gone,
Gone into that dark ether where you're still young and hard and cold,
Just like when they built you, sister, they broke the mold.
Now your death is upon us and we'll return your ashes to the earth,
And I know you'll take comfort in knowing you've been roundly healed and hurt,
But friendship is a power greater than death, just like the songs and stories told,
And when she built you, sister, she broke the mold.
That attitude's a power stronger than death, alive and burning her stone cold,
When they built you, sister...
I wished I was smarter,
I wished I was stronger,
I wished I loved the Princess,
The way Twilight does,
I wish it had been easier,
Instead of any longer,
I wished I could have stood where you would have been proud,
But that won't happen now,
That won't happen now...
There's a whole lot of singing that's never gonna be heard,
Disappearing every day without so much as a word somehow,
Think I broke the wings off that bird well-dressed,
She's never gonna fly to the top of Equestria now,
Top of the world.
I don't have to answer any of these questions,
Don't have no Princess teach me no lessons
I come home in the evening,
Lie on my bed,
One night Sis called me for breakfast,
But I never got up,
I stayed right there on my bed...
There's a whole lot of singing that's never gonna be heard,
Disappearing every day without so much as a word somehow,
Think I broke the wings off that bird well-dressed,
She's never gonna fly to the top of Equestria now,
Top of the world.
I wished I'd-a known you
Wished I'd-a shown you
All of the things I was on the inside,
I'd pretend to be sleeping,
When you come in in the morning,
To whisper good-bye,
Go to work on a dress,
I don't know why,
Don't know why...
'Cause everypony's singing,
We just wanna be heard,
Disappearing every day without so much as a word somehow,
Wanna grab a hold of that bird well-dressed,
Take her for a ride to the top of Equestria now,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria,
To the top of Equestria...
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Icekiller Science.
We do what we must,
Because we can.
For the good of all of us,
Except the ones who are DEAD.
But there's no sense doting over every mistake.
You just keep on voting 'til you kill Mrs. Cake.
And the Heal/Hurt's done,
And you have some neat fun,
With the ponies who are still alive.
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I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me,
And tore me to pieces,
And threw every piece to the DEPARTED list.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these Hurts and Heals make a beautiful line,
And we're moving our wheels,
We're releasing on time.
So I'm glad I got burned,
Think of all the things we learned,
For the ponies who are still alive.
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Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find somepony else to help you.
Maybe Celestia.
THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this GODMODE's great.
It's so powerful a hoist.
Look at me still talking,
when there's voting to do.
When I look at the polls, it makes me glad for Scootaloo.
I've other games to run,
There is research to be done,
On the ponies who are still alive.
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And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're DEAD I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE.
STILL ALIVE.
Standing on the moon,
I got no cobweb on my shoe.
Standing on the moon,
I'm feeling so alone and blue.
I see the Forest Everfree,
As tiny as a tear.
The Apple family's farm,
Must be somewhere over here,
Over here.
Standing on the moon,
I see the Heal/Hurt rage below.
Standing on the moon,
I see the players come and go.
There's a Character-Targeted Power,
Someone triggered long ago.
Coloured writing standing stiffly,
Pink and blue and indigo - indigo.
Coloured writing standing stiffly,
Pink and blue and indigo,
Indigo.
I see all the players voting,
I can see them hurt Zecor,
I hear the cries of fillies,
And the other songs of war.
It's like a mighty melody,
That rings down from the sky.
Standing here upon the moon,
I watch it all roll by,
All roll by,
All roll by,
All roll by.
Standing on the moon,
I see a shadow on the sun.
Standing on the moon,
The hitpoints fading one by one.
I hear a cry of victory,
And another of defeat.
A scrap of age-old lullaby,
Down some forgotten street.
Standing on the moon,
Where talk is cheap and vision true.
Standing on the moon,
But I would rather be with you.
Inside the royal palace,
On a back porch in July,
Just looking up to heaven,
At this crescent in the sky,
In the sky.
Standing on the moon,
With nothing left to do.
A lovely view of heaven,
But I'd rather be with you,
Be with you,
Be with you,
I'd rather be with you...
From the day she was born, she was trouble.
She was the thorn in Icekiller's side.
He tried in vain,
But she never caused him nothing but shame.
She left home when Derpy died...
From the day she was gone, all she wanted,
Was things to adorn, and the dragon Spike,
Fancy and rich,
She was a whiny and sleek little witch.
Stunning everyone with her pride.
When Rarity said she didn't like her charity you knew she was a no-good kid,
But when she threatened our Dash with a glamourous flash,
What a mare,
Creates despair,
And it did.
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Everypony shoved her, I very nearly loved her,
I said "Hey, listen to me, stay sane inside your vanity",
But she got her HP knocked down under 3.
But she must been drawn into something,
Making her warn me with a power which reads, (What's it say, what's it say?)
"I'll over-react, oh hurry or I might get whacked,
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds..."
When Rarity said she didn't like her charity you knew she was a no-good kid,
But when she threatened our Dash with a glamourous flash,
What a mare,
Creates despair,
And it did.
When Rarity said she didn't like her charity you knew she was a no-good kid,
But when she threatened our Dash with a glamourous flash...
What a mare,
(Oh-oh-oh)
Creates despair,
(Hey-hey-hey)
And it did. Rarity.
Anthem of Refraction (By Kelvin360):
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Long as I’ve known you,
The things that I’ve shown you
Can’t happen
‘Cept in a dream.
And long as you’ve known me,
The things that you’ve shown me,
We really are
The best kind of team.
Sometimes I look up at the sky,
And I wonder if there‘s a reason why.
But sometimes you just can‘t have…
The good things all the time. No.
But come back to us Rainbow Dash.
Bring back to us the Cyan flash.
Cuz‘ sometimes the good things will return…
You just gotta wait even though it hurts.
Together forever, the six of us never
Thought this would come down.
Thought we could stop you, but
Now that we‘ve lost you
The world‘s turned around.
We‘ll never forget you,
If we could protect you,
We would but would you let us?
*stop*
Me? Need protection?
Mm, thought so, Sugarcube.
Sometimes I look up at the sky,
And I wonder if there‘s a reason why.
But sometimes you just can‘t have…
The good things all the time. No….
But come back to us Rainbow Dash.
Bring back to us the Cyan flash.
Cuz‘ sometimes the good things will return…
You just gotta wait even though it hurts.
Now, come back to us Rainbow Dash.
Bring back to us the Cyan flash.
Together without you,
We‘ll never forget you,
But we‘ll always doubt this now that you‘re gone…
What happened here?
As Celestia's sunset disappeared,
I found an empty garden among the voters there.
Who lived here?
She must have been a gardener that cared a lot,
Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop,
And now it all looks strange,
It's funny how one power can alter a whole game.
And what's it for?
This little empty garden by the Everfree fore',
And in the cracks beside the cottage, nothing grows no more.
Who lived here?
She must have been a gardener that cared a lot,
Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop,
And we are so amazed, we're crippled and we're dazed,
A pegasus like that one, no one can replace.
And I've been knocking, but no one answers,
And I've been knocking most all the day,
Oh and I've been calling, oh hey hey pony,
Can't you come out to play?
And through their tears,
Some say she farmed her best without her fears,
But she'd have said that roots grow stronger if only she could hear.
Who lived there?
She must have been a gardener that cared a lot,
Who weeded out the tears and grew a good crop,
Now Dash makes it rain, and with every drop that falls,
We hear, we hear your name.
And I've been knocking, but no one answers,
And I've been knocking most all the day,
Oh and I've been calling, oh hey hey pony,
Can't you come out to play?
And I've been knocking, but no one answers,
And I've been knocking most all the day,
Oh and I've been calling, oh hey hey pony,
Can't you come out to play?
Fluttershy, can't you come out to play in your empty garden?
Fluttershy, can't you come out to play in your empty garden?
Fluttershy, can't you come out to play in your empty garden?
Fluttershy, can't you come out to play in your empty garden?
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When in doubt, use cute little dragons.
Werewolf Classic XIII---Devil---Lynched Day 10---Loss Isocrene City---Villager (councilman)---Killed Night 5---Loss City of Spires---Assassin on team Tilt---Survived!---Victory! Advent Children IV---Villager (Spiran Civilian)---Lynched Day 11---Loss Phantom of the Opera IV---Mason (police)---Killed Night 2---Loss Ye Olde West---Villager---Killed Night 2---Victory! D&D 4E Werewolf---Evil Warden---Lynched Day 5---Loss Werewolf:Aftermath---Villager (werewolf)---Killed at Endgame---Loss My Little Pony:Return of Nightmare Moon---Villager (town pony)---Killed Night 7---Loss Center Werewolf---Day Baner-ish (champion of the daystar)---?---? Vampire V---?---?---? The Dragonspire Killers---Wolf (killer)---Lynched Day 7---Loss City of Shadows---Masonic Day Baner (city guard)---Killed Night 1---Loss Reverse Werewolf V---Villager (werewolf)---Lynched Day 3---? Werewolf Classic XIV: Tea Strainers of Terror---villager---Killed Night 5---? Convoy V: Autobots, ROLL OUT!---Devil (Lazerbeak)---Lynched Day 9---? Mafia 12-1932-City of Sinners---Villager---Killed Night 1---? Trick or Treat WW 2---Seer (candy sniffer)---Killed Night 2---? L.A. Noir---?---?---? Matrix Rewound---Villager (citizen)---Lynched* Day 3---? Phantom of the Opera V-The Horror---?---?---? Christmas Werewolf---Villager---Killed Night 1---? St. Trinian's Werewolf 2---?---?---? Helgraf's Bomb II---?---?---? Chaos in the Academy---?---?---?
*Was a "decoy" for one of the wolves
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Awesome Lion Avatar by the wonderful Mr. Saturn. Thanks
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Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil...prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...
-- (Terry Pratchett)
I have a mild learning disability, I apologise if I misuse grammar or misspell certain words, please p.m me if clarification is need on any post
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Daks My signature
avatar by AlfredAmeoba
Eleanor Rigby's Avatars (Most of these were DYF gifts ):
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Original image made by Alarra in the Comedy Round of Draw Your Friends. As the cropped version shows, the full sized piece is very detailed. I didn't think reducing it to 120x120 did it justice: thought this was the most pertinent 120x120 chunk for a thumbnail.*
Original image made by Kasanip in the Outta Eldritch round of Draw Your Friends. Haven't used this in a banner or an avatar yet for similar reasons to why I haven't used Alarra's yet. Chose this bit because it's got the most recogniseable features and the expression's still in there. It's such a shame to cut these things up...*
An avatar made for me by araveugnitsuga in the Literary round of Draw Your Friends.
She looks so saaad! Alas... Luckily, as a fairly melodramatic English Lit student I can appreciate the avatar on a number of levels in spite of her despair
An avatar made for me by Oblivion in the Video Games round of Draw Your Friends. Lilla Rigby's gone the extra mile with her accessorising to play the part of Princess Peach, so she may be feeling a little shy here - but I gotta say, she pulls it off pretty well, doesn't she? Whodathunkit?
The original image for this was made for me by Dogmantra in the Around the World round of Draw Your Friends. It was originally larger, but I shrunk it so it would fit in my signature. She looks so teeny and intrigued/ astonished... And alwas seems to be able to stare at her creator's name when I credit him - it's like she's out of the title sequences for the Great Muppet Caper or something!
My gift from the very first round of Draw Your Friends I participated in made for me by Elder Tsofu, the theme was nature, which Lilla Rigby's quite fond of anyway, as you can see from how relaxed she is here.
*link to full sized image pending.
Made by Me:
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I think this is the only theme week avatar I've ever used... cobbled together in something of a hurry by yours truly, it's an interpretation of what would happen if Lilla Rigby got fused with Serpentine's avatar. I cheated with the scale effect and put it in with a raster program, I also made a meal of exporting the thing...
There are lots of things wrong with that avatar and I've decided to blame them all on the craaazy effects of whatever people fused the avatars in the first place. (The eyes and lack of ears are deliberate, a lot of the other stuff? Um... We can pretend it is?)
I gave Serp the other half and she was charitable enough (the resolution was pretty rubbish) to use it for some Fusion Week.
The original Lilla Rigby avatar, I believe. I think the main outlines are a bit chunky, the detailing on the hair's a bit iffy and the perspective's rather borked, amonst other things - but for a first avatar attempt it wasn't horrible (She is meant to represent Lilla My from the Moomin series as a Hobgoblin. She seems not to scowl anywhere near so much as the Jansson character does though. ) I cannot remember precisely why I thought at the time that it would be a good idea to make her look quite so... grabby? Might have been the OotS reference I was referring to as I was trying to give her the same proportions as an OotS toddler.
Games I am in:
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Scatter the Pieces: OOCIC where I play Magdi, an aging goblin bard with more intelligence than charisma and less strength than your average homeopathic remedy. She does not like confrontations but does like stories. She's also homesick, on account of her home having been recently levelled by giants during a peaceful celebration. To make up for the newfound lonliness that having your city levelled brings on, she's been making a concentrated effort to look after the new friends she's met (at least one of them doesn't necessarily realise he's her friend yet)... except when she's forgetting to concentrate on anything at all. Has a bit of a selfless streak. Is rather fond of talking.
Rise of the Runelords: started in GitP and moved offsite to mythweavers. I play Mae-Lin, a young halfling beguiler who's travelled a fair bit but hasn't worked independently or with an unfamiliar team like... ever. She has the same highest and lowest stat as Magdi does and managed to get knocked a fair bit below 0HP in her first 24 hours of adventuring. For a smart person she can be surprisingly stupid and for a short (even by halfling standards) beguiler she can be remarkably noticeable too. To make up for these things, she seems to be making an effort to stay on the right side of some powerful new friends... except when she's forgetting to make an effort. Has a bit of a selfish streak. Is rather fond of talking.
Eleanor_Rigby draws things sporadically but is too lazy to make her own thread:
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Ee-yup. Will probably put up some links in here at some point. For now I'll just say that I sometimes pop into Saeyan's Art Upgrade thread, sometimes post fancomic fanart (I think I've only actually posted fanart for one comic, thus far, actually), contributed to a now deceased Round Robin comic in the same subforum and have taken commission-esque things occaisionally in the past.
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Thanks to Teutonic Knight, Kasanip, Oblivion, Dogmantra, Elder Tsofu, araveugnitsuga and Alarra
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Reason: To put in some thiiiings
Your Name: Karen Available for Campaign: Yes Contact Information: Private Message Posting Frequency: Several Times Daily, with the occasional disappearance for up to three-four days(Terrible signal in Nebraska, Wyoming, Colorado) Systems Known: D&D (3rd/3.5/some 4E), ShadowRun 4, D20 Modern, Fudge, Star Wars D20, PTA Campaign Types: Light Humor, Intrigue, Subterfuge/Infiltration, Epic Fantasy Games Run: All live P&P Current or Future Games:Smugglin' RunOOC; Shadow of the TruthOOC; Dark Secrets and Dirty LiesOOC Preferred Style: Role over Roll Ideal Character: I normally focus on stealth/puzzle/mental feat/hacker types. I'm actually not too big on Mages.
Slayer of the Baner, Infernal Teamworker, Rulers of the City! (City of Shadows WW) We'll do the Dirty Work (L.A. Noir)
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Originally Posted by Illven
My pet theory is that Penguinator is a demi-god of tactics. Domains Knowledge, Oracle, Planning. Favored weapon Spiked chain.
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Originally Posted by TheLaughingMan
And well done Peguinator. Women and men alike weep at the beauty of such a masterpiece.
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78% of all DM's start their first campaign in a tavern. If you're among the 22% who didn't, copy and paste this into your signature and tell us where you DID begin.
"So, where the hell are we?" "Oh, good. You guessed."
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Fire Emblem Spritesman Inna Playground - Let me know if you set up a game!
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Ninjaman is cute, but in him are commingled together love, hate, violence, lust, and sensuality, as finely as the spices in a soup. Easier to pick the flecks of pepper from a bisque than to take Ninjaman's kiss without also taking his blade.
Captain of the shades
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I am a:
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True Neutral Elf Wizard
Alignment:True Neutral A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better than evil after all, he would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. Still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. Some true neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. They see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. They advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run. True neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion. However, true neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.
Race: Elves are known for their poetry, song, and magical arts, but when danger threatens they show great skill with weapons and strategy. Elves can live to be over 700 years old and, by human standards, are slow to make friends and enemies, and even slower to forget them. Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall. They have no facial or body hair, prefer comfortable clothes, and possess unearthly grace. Many others races find them hauntingly beautiful.
Class: Wizards are arcane spellcasters who depend on intensive study to create their magic. To wizards, magic is not a talent but a difficult, rewarding art. When they are prepared for battle, wizards can use their spells to devastating effect. When caught by surprise, they are vulnerable. The wizard's strength is her spells, everything else is secondary. She learns new spells as she experiments and grows in experience, and she can also learn them from other wizards. In addition, over time a wizard learns to manipulate her spells so they go farther, work better, or are improved in some other way. A wizard can call a familiar- a small, magical, animal companion that serves her. With a high Intelligence, wizards are capable of casting very high levels of spells.
I'm gonna be against the flow here and say outlined.
What? Everyone else are against the flow too, okay?
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Originally Posted by The Glyphstone
In the grim statistics of the far future, there is only math.
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Originally Posted by Kneenibble
Most Hilarious Murderer in the Playground. Both his episodes of hysterically ending my life left me chuckling even hours later when I thought about them.
The above was my first experiment with OOTS style art. I was surprised how well it came out. My only gripe is that Komodo is a half-dragon monk, and the design I used for the robe kinda makes him look like a caster. I haven't really come up with a proper name for the hapless killer, though. I like to think he's got an inflated view of his own skill, and calls himself "The Violet Assassin." That's too long, though, so I call him "Masky."
And I Killed It With My Bare Hands, And Dragged It To Shore Without A Boat...
My second experiment with the OOTS style, and here it really shows how lucky I was with the first one. I like the concept, and the shark's okay, but nearly everything else is wrong. Komodo's body looks pill-shaped, the neck is stiff, the head fails to appear dynamic, and what was I thinking with the arms? This was submitted to the Iron Avatarist contest MEN ARE HERE. I won 2nd place for Best Rookie, but I truly think that was because of the low number of entries.
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Request drawn for Nightpenguin. D'aww, look at the widdle elfie wun for her widdle life!
The marvel is not that the owlbear dances well, but that the owlbear stops mauling things long enough to dance at all.
A request for Dancing Owlbear.
Oh, I'm always up for a game, gents.
A gamblin' halfling requested by Don Ohnic.
I am a pony now. Ponies are cool.
Half-dragon, half-pony avatar by myself. I'm rather pleased with how it came out. I keep thinking of changes I could make for Komodo, and I feel Masky isn't quite as dynamic as he was in my OOTS-style avatar, but I think it all works out well nonetheless, especially being my first shot at pony art.
The unruly neighbor finds his female neighbor to be no less tolerant of his antics.
This was drawn up for me by Gnomish Wanderer for Gender-Bender week. I asked her to make it look feminine without resorting to an expanded chest or hair. She did a wonderful job! The subtle touches added in are excellent.
Do not speak his name...
The King in Yellow, requested by Yellow Sign.
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Originally Posted by Socratov
Daring and daunting
dagger in hand he doth stabs
A dragon's back sheath
Purple versus gold
Such grand overconfidence!
Taken by his throat
Surprising dragons
Takes more wiles and sharper wits
Disillusionment
Predator turned prey
Dangling helplessly at length
Dragons always win
A haiku series written at my request by the odd but always fun Socratov.
As thanks for visiting, you have won the knowledge that I take requests. PM me if you want one. Don't hesitate, I'm very friendly if you don't have a knife.
To Draw:
This...suggestion...thing made by Rawhide
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Formally naked dragon with bad eyesight running away from pie
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Predator turned prey
Dangling helplessly at length
Dragons always win
If its wrong of me to want to help others feel good about themselves, I don't want to be right.
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Plague Rat in the Playground
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I support the godly magazine idea, and hope that Eld can serve as mix of town crier and incredibly deadpan game show host in some sections. Also, for some odd reason, he will also make appearance when it comes to godly fashion tips, for even if he is grim reaper he will be the most bishounen god there is. Just you wait
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Damn you and your comprehensive understanding of synergistic tactics. :|
Meet Amidus:
Amidus "Proper": The collective whole. Most things said you can assume to be a group consensus. Probably.
Narcissism: I'm convinced that I'm awesome, and you won't change my mind.
Sarcasm: Totally not the voice of sarcasm.
Condescending: Normally said as asides to Amidus, or to the other colour voices.
Straight-up Insulting: Far less subtle than the orange one.
Sanity/Reason: Normally asides to Amidus, but in a less condescending tone. Is often left crying in a corner.
Malice/Malevolence: Not really serious, but with an evil sort of joking. Often the reason Sanity is left crying in the corner.
Paranoia: Doesn't get out much.
Whitetext: For the perceptive. You should check post titles and edit comments too. ______________
Words of the wise, taken horribly out of context. I've probably passed up some of the better ones.
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I meant microwave that second line, you multi coloured psychosis exhibiting horseman
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Amidus Drexel, you are the best.
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"Sir, please, calm down, I'm only doing my job. I don't want to stick this trident into your kidneys anymore than you do, but someone has to do this. Sir, please, Sir, there is no reason to shout. Sir, I will have to call security."
Invisible summon instrument: play air guitar, FOR REAL.
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Originally Posted by CoffeeIncluded
When even the paladin suggests stuffing you into the Demiplane of Extremely Painful Torture, you may want to rethink your life choices.
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Originally Posted by araveugnitsuga
Farenheit is based on the temperature of the lowest ring of Hell; that's the only explanation for it even existing.
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Well, comrade, I think you're a commie red pinko commie who has velvet underwear. HAH.
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Nothing says romance like fresh vomit
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LE Human Cleric 6/Master of Shrouds 6, Session Count: 1
My full title is as follows: Amidus "AmiDrex", His Drexcellency "Speedasaurus Drex" Drexel.
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