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    My snark is probably going to get me hurt one day.
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    Heh, didn't know that was aloud Dragonprime. Hilarious though.

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    If there was a duck watching him all the while, he'd be inclined to be more charitable.

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    If there was a duck watching him all the while, he'd be inclined to be more charitable.

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    Argh! Make it stop! It's staring into my sooooouuuuullllll!

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    What about snacking for the greater good?
    I would, but I have enough trouble eating regularly.
    Some men just want to watch the world shift uncomfortably in its seat.
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    I just bought a comic book second hand. This is rare for me but it was a bargain. I'm not really into comics... But there is a pretty bad crack on the spine. On closer inspection the cracked spine opens to the only page in the book featuring a naked lady.







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    If there was a duck watching him all the while, he'd be inclined to be more charitable.

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    speaking of ducks

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skeppio View Post
    Argh! Make it stop! It's staring into my sooooouuuuullllll!
    It owns your soul now!

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    I would, but I have enough trouble eating regularly.
    Heh, I can't stop eating; yet I'm still stick-thin. Does not compute.

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    speaking of ducks

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    Oh god, they all secretly evolved from wolves, this is why they can blend in with mundane society before making off with our women and children.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Amiel View Post
    What about snacking for the greater good?
    Or snacking on the greaater good!
    That greater good is just so tasty...
    "'But there's still such a lot to be done...'
    YES. THERE ALWAYS IS."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    Or snacking on the greaater good!
    That greater good is just so tasty...
    The greater good right now is a Crunchie-bar.


    Also, Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KuReshtin View Post
    Also, Damn you, Avocado. i'll never be able to look at a duck again without thinking that they're trying to disguise themselves as dogs.

    my work here is done

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    I just had a dream I met Thufir and Curly. Only Curly didn't actually look like Curly, but Thufir did look like himself, but I didn't recognize Thufir until Curly recognized me. And then we talked for an hour, while I was supposed to be checking out at the supermarket to head to the car on my vacation or something. Thufir was being the checkout guy, and I vaguely remember just knowing that not-curly also worked at the supermarket...

    Neither of you had accents either.
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    my work here is done

    also,

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    EDIT: can i sig that?
    Oh, go on then....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    I just had a dream I met Thufir and Curly. Only Curly didn't actually look like Curly, but Thufir did look like himself, but I didn't recognize Thufir until Curly recognized me. And then we talked for an hour, while I was supposed to be checking out at the supermarket to head to the car on my vacation or something. Thufir was being the checkout guy, and I vaguely remember just knowing that not-curly also worked at the supermarket...

    Neither of you had accents either.
    Of course not. We don't have accents - you do. Well, Curly might have a Cornish accent. But I am certainly accent-less!

    Sounds like an interesting dream.
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    Oh, go on then....
    yaaaaay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    Of course not. We don't have accents - you do. Well, Curly might have a Cornish accent. But I am certainly accent-less!

    Sounds like an interesting dream.


    The funny thing is, I think we were all in America...

    And Curly was this amazingly cute punk chick. Which was also really weird, as, while cute, she is definitely NOT a punk chick... I also seriously doubt she's that short...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CynicalAvocado View Post
    *snip*
    That really looks more like the Keton Mask from Majora's Mask. So all ducks are foxs.

    Side note, apparently Curly looks like what I believe the Horsemen(person) of War looks like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    That really looks more like the Keton Mask from Majora's Mask. So all ducks are foxs.
    that reminds me.... i havent played MM in soo long


    Side note, apparently Curly looks like what I believe the Horsemen(person) of War looks like.
    how's that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    And Curly was this amazingly cute punk chick. Which was also really weird, as, while cute, she is definitely NOT a punk chick... I also seriously doubt she's that short...
    You haven't met her.

    So I'm about to head over to the woods surrounding the local viaduct in order to gather up branches, leaves and other wooden things to wear in and around my clothes, and it seems a purely rational thing to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CynicalAvocado View Post
    how's that?
    I'm just going off what I've been told, honestly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifty-Eyed Fred View Post
    You haven't met her.
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    I've seen meet-up pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    That really looks more like the Keton Mask from Majora's Mask. So all ducks are foxs.

    Side note, apparently Curly looks like what I believe the Horsemen(person) of War looks like.
    Big and jolly man wearing red armour decorated with the skulls of whatever war he is attending? married to a Valkyrie?

    wait, either someone mislabled the pictures or we are not talking about the same War.

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    I dare you to find me a more surreal song than this.
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    You're still be adorable.

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    Aww, thank you. And it seems you lot have all ingrained my height into your minds, because no one mentioned it when I said I fell asleep curled up on a footstool. That did surprise me.

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    My snark is probably going to get me hurt one day.
    Until that day, I'll continue to generate my snark for the greater good.
    Did something happen? And snark is awesome. I have personally boycotted the Hunting of the Snark for its pro-anti-snark content. We shall win this fight!

    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    Of course not. We don't have accents - you do. Well, Curly might have a Cornish accent. But I am certainly accent-less!

    Sounds like an interesting dream.
    You think you're accentless, but that's because it's your voice. I don't hear an accent on myself or my father, but his Dutch accent is so thick some people can barely understand him, and I assume that I'd have a typical American accent to you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Borgh View Post
    Big and jolly man wearing red armour decorated with the skulls of whatever war he is attending? married to a Valkyrie?

    wait, either someone mislabled the pictures or we are not talking about the same War.
    I specificly mentioned Curly "looks like what I believe the Horsemen(person) of War looks like."

    Bolded for the important bits.

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    Terry Pratchett can't seem to decide between Borgh's description and a sexy redhead with catlike tongue. On a related note, why do so many people seem to find Pollution attractive? White Haired Pretty Boy is all very well, but someone who makes everything around him scummy and dirty? As well as how he apparently looks rather like an alien in every fan drawing I've seen of him, so are people attracted to that look? Famine looks better than that.
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    So, this weekend is Free RPG day, and my LFGS has extended it into a full weekend event. I'll be trying my hand at running a Serenity RPG session for the early afternoon of the Saturday, and then be a player in one of the two games that will be run during the evening.

    The two games that will be run on the Saturday evening will be:

    - Call of Cthulhu
    - All Flesh Must Be Eaten


    Which of those would you have chosen if you had a chance?
    From what I've heard about them, both seem really interesting and I want to try them both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gwyn chan 'r Gwyll View Post
    And Curly was this amazingly cute punk chick. Which was also really weird, as, while cute, she is definitely NOT a punk chick... I also seriously doubt she's that short...
    She's pretty short...

    Quote Originally Posted by LaZodiac View Post
    Side note, apparently Curly looks like what I believe the Horseman(person) of War looks like.
    Either your idea of the appearance of War is very unusual, or you don't know what Curly looks like.

    Quote Originally Posted by Borgh View Post
    Big and jolly man wearing red armour decorated with the skulls of whatever war he is attending? Married to a Valkyrie?

    Wait, either someone mislabelled the pictures or we are not talking about the same War.
    Well, Good Omens has a female War... she still looks nothing like Korly though.

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    I have personally boycotted the Hunting of the Snark
    How could you?!

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    You think you're accentless, but that's because it's your voice.
    That was the implied meaning of my

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    Terry Pratchett can't seem to decide between Borgh's description and a sexy redhead with catlike tongue.
    I wouldn't say having two different appearances in different books indicates that he "can't decide".

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    On a related note, why do so many people seem to find Pollution attractive? White Haired Pretty Boy is all very well, but someone who makes everything around him scummy and dirty? As well as how he apparently looks rather like an alien in every fan drawing I've seen of him, so are people attracted to that look? Famine looks better than that.
    Presumably they imagine him as looking attractive, rather than how he looks in those fan drawings you've seen. Since there are no official illustrations, it's all down to the individual imagination. On which note, you can't say Famine looks better, only that your mental image of Famine looks better than your mental image of Pollution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    Either your idea of the appearance of War is very unusual, or you don't know what Curly looks like.
    Both! I just know that the design I gave to Teddy for War in a MSN based campaign I'm doing ended up looking a lot like Curly, according to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thufir View Post
    Presumably they imagine him as looking attractive, rather than how he looks in those fan drawings you've seen. Since there are no official illustrations, it's all down to the individual imagination. On which note, you can't say Famine looks better, only that your mental image of Famine looks better than your mental image of Pollution.
    And now we enter the realm of "but they are mental images anyway so how do you know Mooncat's image of famine is not some gorgeous (if a bit skinny) tanned surf dude"

    also, now I have to read good omens, which will bring the counter to five Pratchetts in two weeks. To be fair, last weekend I went sailing with the parents and if I don't have internet and barely electronics I usually munch through a book per day.

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